Genuinely splitting my fucking sides rn

guys guys guys guys guys

can we call them vichy media yet

Man, I can't believe they're gonna pull the "violent communist video gamers" card just like it's the tail end of the Satanic Panic again? I guess they never really vanished they just went underground* *To 24/hour cable-turned-supermassive media megacorp

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

"Everyday People" by Sly & The Family Stone is a powerful anthem of unity, highlighting that despite differences, all people are equal and should coexist peacefully. Its messages challenged prejudice and celebrated inclusivity, as the band was one of the first major integrated rock groups.

yes, please🖤

This is a time for secular hymns that can be sung together at gatherings IMO.

Vivian Ayers Allen, Pulitzer Prize-nominated poet and mother to Debbie Allen and Phylicia Rashad, has died. She was 102.

The hardest promo image of all time

A spectacular sight 1225m (4019 ft) beneath the waves off Baja California as EVNautilus encounter the amazing Halitrephes maasi jelly.

If I were a NYT writer, I actually couldn't imagine typing these words, in this order, unless for satirical purposes

Socks in the bushes. Pictures courtesy of Cutie

Best name: sphincter of Oddi Best sphincter: my esophageal sphincter (she is so wonderful about letting up only gas and not,,, more things) However, I do wish my nervous system did a better job of *warning me* when she's about to do her thing though 😶‍🌫️

The rain will stop. 🌈

"left leaning social media site" I'm like 99% sure that Twitter has never been described as a "right leaning social media site" despite being a NYT clue several times lmao These people are so unserious, this is why I'm letting my subscription expire

From Uganda to Nigeria, activists have pushed back against threats to protests, nonprofits, and free speech. What can U.S. civil society learn from their success? We unpacked three strategies, based on work by @carnegiedcg.bsky.social's @saskiabr.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbw...

"Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate. Those who have had the fortune of being born on some particular spot, consider themselves better, nobler, grander, and more intelligent than the living beings inhabiting any other spot."

My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!

First paper from my lab @upenn.edu (open access) @ Biological Psychiatry w/ @emilyrperkins.bsky.social [email protected] We discuss the need to falsify theories of biology predicting syndromes vs. syndromes in ways that allow both to be true 🧵1/10 authors.elsevier.com/sd/article/S...

Bluesky you deserve some fireflies in a cornfield. Not pictured-the young hawk chased away by robins, the enormous kale after the rain, the smell of the tomato plant leaves.

Look at Trump’s Truth Social post. Consider his call with Newsom. He is incoherent, insane. Failure of corporate press to say that every day as he is taking us down the road to a police state is the gravest journalistic malpractice in American history. They will never redeem themselves.

During deep sleep the glymphatic system flushes out the waste that can form amyloid plaque, often associated with dementia. The cellular volume of the brain shrinks (quarter by quarter, I think) to allow fluid to flow through and flush it clean. www.nih.gov/news-events/...

The Angel of Revelation is required by statute to provide the Fed Chair at least 24 hours advance notice before opening the Seventh Seal, as this could affect interest rates

i bet as a crab it must feel SO good to be at the top of the bucket. even just for one second

Insanely funny to die on the hill of "marginalized cartoonists are mediocre and get unfair accolades due to white guilt" in an industry where no one makes more than 40k a year

Rightfully, the cuts to Medicaid (over 10M people will lose their health care) and the tax cuts for the rich have been the story of the disastrous Republican budget bill. But I read the whole thing. And there are some hidden rats in there you need to know about. 1/ A quick🧵

Trans men’s insight on this is so fucking valuable in understanding the nuances of what’s going on with men. We need to be amplifying them, and hopefully cis men can realize what is actually the source of their loneliness.

Important for my US friends dx'd on the spectrum!

Going insane reading this Politico story about Musk's AI servers poisoning the air of a 90% Black community in Memphis followed immediately by this Washington Post story about states lining up their own communities to host the next ones

“Right quick” is quicker than “quickly” but not really as quick as “real quick-like”

Steve has a catastrophic hangover and unfortunately also has a power point presentation to make at the office. He's trying his best, but it's not going well. He's already had the laser pointer confiscated and called his boss 'Mum' (twice). He's currently busy apologizing to the projector.

My statement on the charges filed against me:

#aquaman canonically confirmed enemy of capitalism 🌊🪸

"We absolutely loved every second, even the ones that confused us" #eurovision is so real for that

men will literally dismantle the federal government instead of going to therapy

I would like to share that during the big note in #Georgia song, my 6 year old softly asked: “I’m not sad…why does my body feel like crying?” #eurovision

True #Eurovision2025 #ESC #ESC2025

Im somehow both of these people

See, now this is why I watch the semis for #eurovision. Y'all are bound to snub at least one of my favs 🙄 #belgium deserved better 🇧🇪 😔

Actually #Switzerland, #abba invented #eurovision ://

Okay, I'm obsessed with her dress, which as far as I can tell is a velvet fire weighted blanket around artiifical crystal nipples so frankly, we stan the bondage ostrich from corporate #albania #eurovision

The bondage ostrich from corporate is here to inspect our work and we're all very stressed this week #albania #eurovision

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT AWKWARD TEENS #italy #eurovision

"and this SEXY Irish turkey" #eurovision

"I keep expecting them to do the Glee Acapella for the transitions" - @3nt1ty.bsky.social #eurovision