I really like blowing out the sprinklers!🤪

Nowhere did he criticize nor condemn douchebaggery…

Denying care is always the goal. Savings are just an illusory excuse.

F*ck all the way off. And when you’ve done that, do it again.

What we wake up to every day in these United States.

- What are we gonna do today, Brain ? - The same thing we do every day, Pinky: Plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Free Mario!

A solidly cogent distillation of the Cirque de Stupide of Charlie Kirk’s bizarre memorial.

Omg. Genius. 🧵

Because duh. Of course.

Does taking His name in vain count? ‘Cause if so, same, pal. Same.

Honor his memory… Release the Epstein files!

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

DOGE did this. Elon did this. Trump and Miller did this. The GOP did this. Wanton death and privation is their legacy.

Omg. @dsilbizzy.bsky.social - what’s your T-shirt size?

If I have to wait for the next season of Only Murders, or maybe never see it, so be it. Make Disney feel the pain. Cancel your subscriptions now.

They’re doing a lot of damage in the background while the chaos fills the news. Pay attention. Call your senators and tell them to keep our public lands public.

If he said this speaking of MAGAts, I think he has a point. But he’s not, and he’s just another deranged idiot who’s terrified he’s gonna grope someone, find something he didn’t expect, and be turned on by it. And he’s willing to ruin people’s lives over it. He shouldn’t be in office.

To quote @flavorflav.bsky.social: “Don’t believe the hype!” They’re trying to wag the dog with this, and it’s an intolerably cynical use of outright lies. They think enough people are dumb enough to buy it.

That’s the way. Don’t let them claim the mantle of victims, when they spent decades building this moment.

The evergreen truth.

May I add -“Where access is ALWAYS for sale!”

The truth, right here: Trump is lobbing softballs, but the Democrats aren’t taking the opportunity to smash them back at him. He’s a clown who should get pantsed, but they’re still being polite.

1936 Olympics vibes, to be sure.

Attention authors: if you’ve published a book, check this database to see if you’ve been pirated. Make them pay up!

I have a cat loving up my feet. This can only end one way… I’m going to die, aren’t I?😬 #caturday

None of this, indeed.

Heroes, all of you! 🫡

It seems like such a low bar to clear, yet here we are. 😐

How about “Fcking DON’T!”? This is getting so stupid.

Call out the IL Guard and blockade the roads outside Great Lakes Naval Station.

Come on @hickenlooper.bsky.social and @bennet.senate.gov - Don’t let baseless claims like this go unchallenged. Get the press coverage, get angry. They’re planning to stifle our rights to vote, in one of the best states in the country for voters.

Just in case you feel like everything has gone stupid - it has. A thread:

When even the quislings get queasy…

Apropos of <<waves hands>> all this… This bears repeating.

I’m angry and sad about a lot of things, but one of our mechanics took this amazing photo of our jet this morning, and I’m glad he did.

For demonstration purposes, we’ve installed the worst human being in the world.

It’s 1984 again, folks, and all that surveillance tech we’ve been adapting to as the frogs in the pot? It’s time to pay attention.

What in the meth-addled AI Hell is this about, google maps?

Once again, for the “Don’t get hysterical” crowd…

Слава Україні! ❤️🇺🇦

Not merely incapable of self reflection, they’re actively punishing anyone that highlights their mistakes, even if just by their existence.

Man, the 70’s were the weirdest, horniest time ever…

I made a fren! She trundled up to me, nuzzled my leg, then rolled over on my foot and asked for scritches. 🥰

I made a fren! She trundled up to me, nuzzled my leg, then rolled over on my foot and asked for scritches. 🥰

Just reLAXing. iykyk #avgeek

If it’s good for profits, they like it. If it harms workers, consumers, or the environment, they LOVE it! 🫤

The stupidest, most mouth-breathing, ignorant toad farts on the planet are in charge. If anyone is less deserving of narcissism, I’ve yet to see them.