Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

Thank you Kenny

Graham is in hour 24. That’s the pile of jokes he’s done next to him

We are back for another week. Does releasing podcasts on a Saturday make any sense? Don't tell us! @jordanzirm.bsky.social and I talking the streaking Guardians, the faltering Cavs, and everyone's favorite segment: Deshaun Watson Death March youtu.be/-frfkreFO50

Mulugheta has more than earned his money from Watson. He's still getting media to write these stories after the past SIX years of bad football and worse off-field behavior. Truly one of the great examples of NFL agent and media culture gone wrong.

To the team that traded for me despite all my sex crime allegations and paid me a ridiculous sum of money while I sucked ass the entire time: I forgive you

I'm old enough to remember when all the smart football guys laughed at anyone dumb enough to suggest the Browns might ever try to play Watson again. Not only is he the Week 1 starter this year, if he's anything other than dreadful the Browns probably will extend him to spread his cap hit further.

God this is grim

these two teams are so much better than the Knicks and Cavs lol

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

Well, the Cavs let us down, but the pod yesterday was still legendary just because @jordanzirm.bsky.social read Johnny Manziel's tweets about Drake's new album. Check it out 😂😂😂 youtube.com/shorts/EG9Ed...

HURRY and LISTEN before Game Six starts!! It's a new edition of Another Damn Cleveland Sports Podcast, covering the Cavs comeback, the Guardians trade and sweep, and Johnny Football reviews Drake's new albums me and @jordanzirm.bsky.social youtu.be/7UeUud6YjiA

The majority of Browns fans have no interest in having grounded conversations about the team. They want the fantasy of contending, up to and including during the season. They do not want to be told the team is two more years from competing, at best. (1/2)

As Gregg says, there's a path for the Browns to get to average OL play, but I would say the probable outcome is between third and bottom quartile. Combine that with how the current Browns QB room handles pressure and it's a recipe for another disaster offensive season. I hope to be wrong!

Did you all watch Zach on Bullseye? Because it's so great. I forgot to bring hot wings but will remember next time!! youtu.be/ZKj85ePDURM?...

I didn't promote the new episode on Friday, but now would be a great time to listen to our latest episode of Another Damn Cleveland Sports Podcast. Before the #Cavs tip Game 4, check me and @jordanzirm.bsky.social out! youtu.be/hGX0rWhWkQ0?...

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

The Plot to Enslave America, visualized

American democracy will cease to exist entirely if we don’t have a Reconstruction 2.0

there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it

A great weird date story to start your day.

Needless to say, the Cavs won't win a game in the series if they continue to be so wasteful. Given the veteran nature of their backcourt, it's especially galling that they were the sloppier team all night.

Anxiety Ham

The Royals are clowning the Guardians tonight

Never a doubt. #Cavs #letemknow

I AGREE GO CAVS

I AGREE GO CAVS

I agree go Cavs

I..... Like....... How tough Jarrett Allen is playing?!?

I feel comfortable predicting the Cavs are getting booed off the court at halftime

Dude this is ridiculous

take a break from venting about the Cavs to watch the latest episode of Another D*mn Cleveland Sports Podcast with @andrewspayde.bsky.social and I! we hit: -the Browns being weird about Deshaun Watson again! -but they had a good draft! and more! youtu.be/GALYUSIcmZc?...

I genuinely don't think the Cavs deserve to win this series

As soon as the Raptors show some life, the Cavs start settling for jumpers without ball movement. Way too passive.

It's Friday afternoon and you're done with the week... Why not check out @jordanzirm.bsky.social and I trying to figure out why the Browns are propping up Deshaun Watson in the year of our Lord 2026. youtu.be/GALYUSIcmZc?...

dudes rock

Cleveland Browns legend

it’s simple. Dems need to 1. prepare retaliatory gerrymanders in every blue state now that the VRA has been overturned 2. pack the court (and prosecute Thomas/alito) in 2029 I will only even *consider* primary candidates who support both of the above going forward

Monday reminder that we're back

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

You could read a whole book about the role of elite decadence in the decline of empires, or you could just read this skeet.

I'm excited about the Taylen Green pick. Exciting to have a project QB with some physical upside. I am really curious about Garrett Nussmeier and why he has dropped so far.

How the fuck did Michael Keaton get put off all the way to pick 169??

After a few weeks off for LIFE, I am back w/ @jordanzirm.bsky.social to discuss : ALL THINGS Cleveland Sports Browns draft yes Cavs playoffs yess Guardians April yesss Browns mini camp vibes yessss Mike Vrabel & Diana Russini being the SLOPPIEST somehow also yessssss youtu.be/NfvFmmdTjuY?...

Browns draft thoughts so far: Three OL is a refreshing shift. I appreciate that all three players have some positional versatility. Find your best 5, that's what matters. Similarly, two WR in the top 40 is a statement. Hopefully both guys can get on the field and make a difference early.

After a few weeks off for LIFE, I am back w/ @jordanzirm.bsky.social to discuss : ALL THINGS Cleveland Sports Browns draft yes Cavs playoffs yess Guardians April yesss Browns mini camp vibes yessss Mike Vrabel & Diana Russini being the SLOPPIEST somehow also yessssss youtu.be/NfvFmmdTjuY?...

Just to get it on the record, the Browns trading for George Pickens would be disastrous.