my son just asked about the ramifications of traveling through time and killing either your former or past self. he is 7

kids being on snow day intersected with me being summoned into a last-minute meeting with 3 directors I need to impress cool, coolcoolcoolcoolcool

Bummed to see Coach Stein go, but happy that he’s getting such a great opportunity. Kentucky, you got a good one. #goducks

the Big Bad Wolf after arriving at the third house:

I love when @brianphillips.bsky.social decides to step up to the plate and belt a 450-foot home run www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

I had been correctly warned that Silksong Act 3 would be difficult, but nobody warned me it’d be emotionally devastating too

Go ducks imo imvho

AN OPPOSING KICKER MISSED A FIELD GOAL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL #goducks

kiddo said I yelled too loud out that punt return td, I apologize for nothing #goducks

For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com

why spend your life looking for MS RIGHT when you can settle for

if Ohio State beats Michigan in Ann Arbor this year they will plant the biggest flag ever designed. that thing will eclipse the sun

fun things you learn the hard way from join failures: apparently Virginia has cities that are not in counties. they’re just, idk, flapping out there in the breeze or whatever

devastated to announce that the critical services I need to do my job are NOT affected by the cloudflare outage

this Saturday is looking kinda haunted and I’m not sad that #goducks already did their work for the week

the sickest burns require in-line parenthetical explanations

Kenyon Sadiq ::fans self::

it's mean to show the graphic that Minnesota has 8 rushing yards. everyone knows they don't have a rushing-heavy offense, they have a draw-defensive-pass-interference offense #goducks

it was the best of runs, it was the worst of runs #goducks

s/o to the Gophers defender doing the "we stopped 'em" fist raise thing on third down after Oregon cleared the line to gain by like a yard and a half #goducks

Incredible new innovations in heresy happening recently.

frequently, I’m just quietly working, living my best IC life, and then with absolutely no input from me Teams is like “We can’t take you to that message because it’s in a chat that you’re not in.” does anyone know why this happens?

this is a huge bummer. we JUST canceled this service and I no longer have the opportunity to cancel it again

what a week! tgif, am I right?

well well well Washington, not so easy to not suck shit against Wisconsin is it #goducks

Hey, you know what? Go ducks.

Oregon out there looking like a real B1G team playing a real B1G game (derogatory) #goducks

I’m gonna say something that I essentially can never say as a fan of the Oregon Ducks: Minnesota, your court is a little garish

I have a lot of Nike products and find them generally to be good quality and to last a long time, which is why I was pretty surprised to find that their Everyday Socks are reprehensible garbage

a worthy new entry into the “The way out of this crisis? It’s buying my product!” canon of ceo statements www.yahoo.com/news/article...

me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”

really enjoyed pointing and laughing at the lawn signs for the school board candidate endorsed by Moms for Liberty this morning (he lost bad)

It's sad that no one has stopped to consider how this will impact the future women Cuomo will harass! Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

more like Losesome Earle-Sears send skeet

this sticker I found on a locker in my local gym isn’t remarkable per se, but the context of the gym being in suburban Cleveland OH *is* remarkable. guess I have to use locker #10 forever, I don’t make the rules

In case you think this is a joke

new idea regarding daylight savings: every fall, we set our clocks back, but then every spring, we also set our clocks back. it feels great, let’s keep this train rolling

trying to imagine being in the upper deck of the stadium and, like, having to wait in a super long line to get to my car

if I was a blue jay I would simply hit a home run

baseball

I think Matt Rhule looks like an English bulldog that has been turned human by magic spell. To be clear, this isn’t an insult, it’s just descriptive

I think what I’ve learned from the last day on the TL is that I am the only person who still uses Sling to watch college football?

Happy Halloween!

“not a DOLLAR over 900K, and that’s non-negotiable”

I would like to know who Tina Kotek plans to hire as the head coach of the Oregon State football team