It Came Upon a Monty Clear
@probablymonty.bsky.social
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math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer
my son just asked about the ramifications of traveling through time and killing either your former or past self. he is 7
about 2 hours ago
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kids being on snow day intersected with me being summoned into a last-minute meeting with 3 directors I need to impress cool, coolcoolcoolcoolcool
1 day ago
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Bummed to see Coach Stein go, but happy that he’s getting such a great opportunity. Kentucky, you got a good one.
#goducks
2 days ago
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the Big Bad Wolf after arriving at the third house:
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6 days ago
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Bobby Big Wheel
8 days ago
I love when
@brianphillips.bsky.social
decides to step up to the plate and belt a 450-foot home run
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
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The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
https://www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/national-affairs/olivia-nuzzi-rfk-jr-ryan-lizza-explained-book-scandal
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Dr. Stephanie
9 days ago
Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way.
xkcd.com/3172/
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I had been correctly warned that Silksong Act 3 would be difficult, but nobody warned me it’d be emotionally devastating too
10 days ago
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Go ducks imo imvho
11 days ago
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AN OPPOSING KICKER MISSED A FIELD GOAL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
#goducks
11 days ago
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kiddo said I yelled too loud out that punt return td, I apologize for nothing
#goducks
11 days ago
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Hannah Keyser
12 days ago
For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com
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why spend your life looking for MS RIGHT when you can settle for
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13 days ago
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15 days ago
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if Ohio State beats Michigan in Ann Arbor this year they will plant the biggest flag ever designed. that thing will eclipse the sun
15 days ago
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fun things you learn the hard way from join failures: apparently Virginia has cities that are not in counties. they’re just, idk, flapping out there in the breeze or whatever
15 days ago
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devastated to announce that the critical services I need to do my job are NOT affected by the cloudflare outage
16 days ago
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this Saturday is looking kinda haunted and I’m not sad that
#goducks
already did their work for the week
18 days ago
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the sickest burns require in-line parenthetical explanations
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18 days ago
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Kenyon Sadiq ::fans self::
3 months ago
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it's mean to show the graphic that Minnesota has 8 rushing yards. everyone knows they don't have a rushing-heavy offense, they have a draw-defensive-pass-interference offense
#goducks
19 days ago
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it was the best of runs, it was the worst of runs
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19 days ago
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s/o to the Gophers defender doing the "we stopped 'em" fist raise thing on third down after Oregon cleared the line to gain by like a yard and a half
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19 days ago
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SpecterClaus🎅
19 days ago
Incredible new innovations in heresy happening recently.
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frequently, I’m just quietly working, living my best IC life, and then with absolutely no input from me Teams is like “We can’t take you to that message because it’s in a chat that you’re not in.” does anyone know why this happens?
19 days ago
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this is a huge bummer. we JUST canceled this service and I no longer have the opportunity to cancel it again
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20 days ago
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what a week! tgif, am I right?
20 days ago
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#goducks
25 days ago
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well well well Washington, not so easy to not suck shit against Wisconsin is it
#goducks
25 days ago
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Hey, you know what? Go ducks.
25 days ago
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Oregon out there looking like a real B1G team playing a real B1G game (derogatory)
#goducks
25 days ago
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I’m gonna say something that I essentially can never say as a fan of the Oregon Ducks: Minnesota, your court is a little garish
26 days ago
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I have a lot of Nike products and find them generally to be good quality and to last a long time, which is why I was pretty surprised to find that their Everyday Socks are reprehensible garbage
26 days ago
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a worthy new entry into the “The way out of this crisis? It’s buying my product!” canon of ceo statements
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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If You 'Don't Want To Be Stranded' Buy A Backup Ticket On A Different Airline, Says Frontier CEO
It's completely unheard of that an airline executive would ever suggest spending money with a competitor.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/dont-want-stranded-buy-backup-173747505.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKg6X61imWyIuTWSTjqHdZtbGS97eqp9K0qr9KbR7E_2w6u4PTfhwxuEptVumsyDujt1NJ_nWKbdwml30tIY_-xWhOv29cOB6mXVDhUz6gVwh2kKRXFJ-j70BUOLRID3uTqgFA4xbxGFBduDW-O4k6fbeAoZ2bz7yRt2ImHyAXFW
27 days ago
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me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
27 days ago
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really enjoyed pointing and laughing at the lawn signs for the school board candidate endorsed by Moms for Liberty this morning (he lost bad)
29 days ago
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youtu.be/awvZZ3eSsg4?...
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29 days ago
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KBTibbs seeks employment
29 days ago
It's sad that no one has stopped to consider how this will impact the future women Cuomo will harass! Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!
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Matthew Haugen
29 days ago
Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
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more like Losesome Earle-Sears send skeet
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2 months ago
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this sticker I found on a locker in my local gym isn’t remarkable per se, but the context of the gym being in suburban Cleveland OH *is* remarkable. guess I have to use locker #10 forever, I don’t make the rules
30 days ago
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🏳️‍⚧️ Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️
about 1 month ago
In case you think this is a joke
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new idea regarding daylight savings: every fall, we set our clocks back, but then every spring, we also set our clocks back. it feels great, let’s keep this train rolling
about 1 month ago
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trying to imagine being in the upper deck of the stadium and, like, having to wait in a super long line to get to my car
about 1 month ago
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if I was a blue jay I would simply hit a home run
about 1 month ago
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baseball
about 1 month ago
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I think Matt Rhule looks like an English bulldog that has been turned human by magic spell. To be clear, this isn’t an insult, it’s just descriptive
about 1 month ago
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I think what I’ve learned from the last day on the TL is that I am the only person who still uses Sling to watch college football?
about 1 month ago
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Happy Halloween!
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about 1 month ago
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“not a DOLLAR over 900K, and that’s non-negotiable”
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about 1 month ago
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I would like to know who Tina Kotek plans to hire as the head coach of the Oregon State football team
about 1 month ago
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