sure love having to notify teams about a bug in the code I sent them last week!!!!!!!

had I just seen this photo out of context, I would have unquestionably thought the image was an AI hallucination

Jose Gonzalez’s cover of Heartbeats by The Knife

inspiring 💗💖

happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day! m.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_V...

I feel sad. I will feel better again though. #goducks

the Tigers fan's sins were greater

take me out to the ballgame

I am convinced that at least one Tigers fan, and at least one Mariners fan, is being punished by god right now through the existence of this game

if I was a batter in this situation, I would simply hit a home run

attn @neorsd.org

Sam McKewon of the Omaha World-Herald ranked Auburn at #25 this week, this whole ballot is just a wonderland of mystery and intrigue collegepolltracker.com/football/pol...

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social it’s interesting to consider that the Penn State fans who called in mad during their bye two weeks ago were the happiest they’d be for a while

that last set of 3 plays was as Frames Janklin as I’ve ever seen

was going to post a reply to someone but realized halfway through that I was missing the joke. I stopped in my tracks and deleted it. many people are calling me the hero of Bluesky

the gym is somehow playing two different songs at the same time over their main radio feed, it sounds awful, and I can’t help but feel this is the fault of the government shutdown

whenever I make a typo in a Teams message, I begin a complicated expected value calculation to determine if I should edit it. factors include: severity of error, clarity of message, whether the recipient had seen it, and a projection of how much they’ll judge me. this happens several times every day

I can’t stop thinking about this post, I don’t know why it makes me laugh so hard

more like Losesome Earle-Sears send skeet

ok I think I can sleep now. g'night and go ducks

sleep isn't gonna be a thing rn, so Silksong + Colorado-BYU it is

just so y'all know, my screaming woke up our 11 year old daughter (because it's after 11 PM here). she was very mad at first but then when we told her why she was super happy #goducks

Dan Lanning. Presented without audio —

so in retrospect, maybe "our superpower is wearing the color white" was actually pretty silly #goducks

AAAAAAAAAHHHHASALJSFD:LISDEFIPADIHWSADFIOPWDA:IOUASF:JIASFIJL:AEF:IJLSEFGJIO:AEGJ:IO #GODUCKS

that play was sorcery #goducks

😑

weird feeling for the vomit to reverse its way back up into my mouth #goducks

Omg yes yes yes

Don’t like that! #goducks

In my opinion: Kenyon Sadiq

cool cool so this is what a big ten rock fight feels like #goducks

WHAT A CALL ON FOURTH DOWN #goducks

Go ducks!

@chrismartinez.bsky.social just a heads up that the go ducks feed is busted again

in 25 minutes, Pat McAfee, one of the world’s most shameless panderers, will start a speech about how Penn State never wins games against top 10 teams, then he’ll say “BUT THAT CHANGES TODAY” before yelling “WE ARE” as loud as he can like a big dork

In my opinion, HOOOOOOS

Wowwwwwwww

This UVA - FSU game is quality entertainment

HOOOOOS

@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social random question, any idea why my pick got marked as spam?

yeah it’s been a minute since I’ve gotten so disproportionately angry at a thing on the internet

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

if Isaac Chotiner called me, the interview would go very well because of my profound moral clarity and my rugged boyish charm

I think Scott Bessemt looks like if you drained all the joy out of Rob Lowe and aged him up 20 years

shit ain’t over til it’s over

just saw @mondilator.bsky.social on the screen doing shout!!!! again, it was a shot of the entire crowd. I'm just using deductive reasoning here. shoot, I see how this is misleading, sorry

good grief, Bryce Boettcher #goducks

I just saw @the-core.lol on tv!!!!!! I mean it was a crowd shot of Autzen so I'm sure she was in there somewhere, she had to be