Ain't no fun is certainly a choice for bumper music

Why is it a jump ball?

Is Lu Dort a linebacker/flopper or is he someone easily pushed to the ground on a screen?

The 9 year old does not know the term "glizzy"

I don't know if they've done well with personnel decisions (I generally lean "no") But where the fuck does Kenny think they made good decisions? Certainly not Ty Jerome, he wouldn't play Tyson (or any young guys) so those can't be good ones. Schroder and Harden are trash. Which ones Kenny?

An 8-10 playoff record is hilarious

I don't know if they've done well with personnel decisions (I generally lean "no") But where the fuck does Kenny think they made good decisions? Certainly not Ty Jerome, he wouldn't play Tyson (or any young guys) so those can't be good ones. Schroder and Harden are trash. Which ones Kenny?

This proved to be the smart decision. Just looking at the score, way to go out sad fellas.

It's finally nice out so it's time to get to work. This scape is not going to land itself.

I don't think I'm watching tonight. Not trying to see the sad / indifferent Cavs go out sad / indifferent. I'll probably score watch but have very low expectations.

Mostly though: the Knicks just aren't that good. Cleveland, if they had a competent coach, would've won Game 1. They'd be rested if they hadn't blown off Game 6. They're playing the dumbest lineups. My inner Dennis Green is pissed we're crowning their asses, while the Cavs are beating themselves.

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Don’t play travel ball. Your kid is not getting a scholarship from it, it will eat every free moment of time and money you have, and you’ll have to spend every weekend with the worst people on the planet. & your kid will hate the sport by 14 but will keep playing yo make you happy and resent you

New landlord moving in (trying to at least).

Can't ever be surprised by a Jaxson

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Rip in peace Rob Base. Obviously It Takes Two is the big one, but man I think Joy and Pain is the first time I remember hearing some older kids' music and being like "what the fuck is that?" (Complimentary) youtu.be/vGr3zff0dYk?...

Rest easy, Rob Base 🕊💙🙏🏾 I'll forever love this flowchart

The AI boom is unsustainable because the entire thing is predicated on cannibalizing the future. Is this a better way to search? Maybe! Will there be anything new for the AI to search if no one gets web traffic from Google Search anymore? There will not.

Just took the cotton ball off my arm from an 8 am blood draw this morning.

Going to be hard as hell to win with whatever Mitchell has going on.

I think Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf would feast in today's NBA

Now, at last, you can look forward to next January (cover by @downpourdw.bsky.social, from @beltpublishing.bsky.social)

Ten bands/artists I’ve seen live Dave Matthews Band Pink Floyd Billy Joel / Elton John Sugar Ray OAR Stone Temple Pilots BNL New Kids on the Block Raffi Adam Sandler

This kids softball ump has an all time strike call. I respect it.

Detroit, where on the drive home it feels like EVERYONE got into an accident EVERYWHERE. youtu.be/2MN1vXO5JeI?...

One of my favorite message board posts of all time was a guy tuning in to see Romeo Crennel in his khakis, play sheet tucked in his pants, with a stupid look on his face and knowing everything he needed about a Browns game, and all I'm saying is I'm starting to feel the same way about Kenny Atkinson

The only advantage to being this dumb is that you're too stupid to know you shouldn't be able to come back from this.

I guess Mitchell recaught that flu

Where does this rank among Cleveland sports collapses all time, somewhere in the high 300s maybe

Wait, you're allowed to hunt a defender on offense? Someone tell Kenny

Haven't passed enough to Allen so he isn't trying.

Just an overall collapse, for everybody

My god Sam Merrill

Cavs just falling apart

Don't know why Dean is in there if they're going to switch so easily

Schroder is a liability

Schroder is as bad offensively as Ausar Thompson was last series

Chris Paul?

I agree go Cavs

i agree go cavs.

Is it just me, or was Schröder on the bench for the bulk of that comeback?

Alright, fuck that guy

Was slow to hit post on an anti-Schroder thought and then had to just discard it. I'm sure there will be a more appropriate time

If Cavs aren't going to score, their defense isn't going to matter much

Mitchell not getting his shit wrecked on that fast break is the difference between playing NY and not Detroit / Toronto

I like Breen, but these announcers aren't going to be fun