old.reddit.com/r/Bass/comme... Another reminder to reduce the obstacles to picking the thing up and doing it, as much as possible. Make it as easy as you possibly can to do the thing the moment you feel like it

blowing the cannabis smoke onto a bug flying around the bathroom because none of his friends will believe him that he got high from a smoke breathing giant

"we have invented the evil wishing genie so obviously the first thing we did was make it available to all living humans for free"

love having the d and s be adjacent on the keyboard, love accidentally typing bussy in a text to my mom

picked up some dairy free kraft singles which is weird because I thought that was true about the regular kind

hi, I'm moriende. I'm bedridden w/ very severe ME and receive no aid or income. I urgently need help covering meds & essentials (goal: $500/mo). any support means so much. $kookysnell / @kookysnell / paypal.me/belzomalsh ko-fi.com/moriende #HelpSky #MABoost #MutualAid 💕💸

I generally wouldn't call myself a masochist but if you asked why I'm studying vim again (in the midst of many things being very-on-fire in my life) I have zero good answers.

tiktok seems to be uncertain on if I’m a lesbian or not

@cl.own.baby omg gravy look at this shirt tiktok showed me

family members ask me for recipes I've developed yet are frustrated when I send a list of ingredients! you know I don't measure!! embrace vibe based cooking!!!!

little Dog Problems will one day grow into appreciating their name but god help us in the middle school years

We've all been there, nude, painted purple, being chased through a cornfield at night by a group of people wearing Grimace costumes. This happens to all of us.

today I went to my child's preschool for Music and Movement time to play the ukulele and sing for them still cackling at the mental image of a dozen 2 year olds staring blankly at me while I'm cheerily playing Raffi

I volunteered to play children’s songs on ukulele and sing at my child’s preschool next monday. I did a practice set last night because it’s been a bit since I’ve played. I now have a blister :|

new from old spice: gender affirming body odor

I'm running auditions for the audiobook of my next book. I've now heard over 100 people angrily read the phrase "Kentucky whores!" over the last two days. Exactly what I imagined life as an author would be like when I was a kid.

How I Make Tea: 1) Boil water in electric kettle. 2) Pour next to tea bag in cup on saucer. 3) Allow to steep. 4) Forget I made tea. 6) Remember the tea when I go to get a snack. 7) Remove tea bag. 8) Tea's cold. Warm tea in microwave. 9) Take a sip and exclaim "Boy, that's strong".

Hey man, banger post. Too bad you didn't write alt text.

two days ago, for the first time in my life I restarted a book directly after finishing it. I just finished it for the second time tonight. it is The Farthest Shore by Ursula K Le Guin and apparently one of my favorite books.

the bar is in hell but unfortunately so are we

(my brain) don't you want to just accomplish this feat the easy way? (me doing it the hard way because I'm already committed) no

sometimes u just gotta I WANNA KNOW CAN U SHOW ME I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THESE STRANGERS LIKE ME

absolutely ruining the vibe in the car dealership by reading the contracts before signing them

modern parenting tip: instead of telling your child they need to focus on something, tell them it's time to lock in

I see the vision but they should have run this by a few more people before making it the dot marker slogan

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

scene: I am hunched over my laptop in the middle of the floor, alternately talking to myself while staring into the middle distance and typing furiously my wife: .... are you ok over there? me: yes! this is very mentally healthy behavior!

personalized engraving is so cool because it turns a crappy gift into a crappy gift that can’t be regifted

working from home is more productive because post-panic attack instead of assuring people you're ok you can just get back to what you were doing

trying to put away my wife’s clothes for her and her dresser organization is like failing one of these intelligence pattern matching tests I KNOW there’s something there and yet

detective (sighing): this is the hardest part of the job woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about? detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled woman: i'm sorry, what? detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked

my 14 year old nephew is posting lyrics as his discord status nature is healing

if kidz bop had any courage they would drop a version of not like us immediately

mentally supported by the way a bun’s feet look when they are held aloft

I am grateful to have a home but that gratitude wavers a bit when I’m getting up every hour to manually bail out a 50 gallon sump pump

getting concerning how often I’ve recently used the joke “this isn’t going to be the thing that breaks me, but it will contribute!”

please enjoy today’s slow-motion video of holtzmann attempting to catch ten tennis balls at once

people see my professional microphone and ask if I have a podcast—a very rare but understandable example of discrimination against a white guy

every once in a while with particularly tasty blueberries, I’ll get these herbaceous notes that remind me distinctly of dill I’m now daring to wonder if I should try incorporating these flavors in some way or if it would just taste like stoner nonsense

waking up groggy, stumbling around the house while looping at max volume in my head “🎺🎺🎺BETTER FIND A MOP ITS GETTIN STICKY IN THIS BITCH”

I went to go see posts and instinctively typed LinkedIn to the browser bar so excuse me while go hurl myself into a canyon

these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

very appreciative of Kendrick's superbowl edit offering "sometimes you gotta pop out and showwwwuh 🫦" so I can sing along

I don't get a lot of pleasure out of being right, but I sure get a lot out of assholes being wrong

Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats

youtube pushed a video of a heavily tattooed comedian talking about his conversion to catholicism and… holy fuck it is such a bummer. so cheerfully judgmental of people from his old life after doing the horseshoe theory spark gap

unfortunately someone posted a screenshot of kevin smith’s infamous “clit/brown/taint-area” post yesterday, and it’s such a potent cognitohazard that the phrase is still stuck in my head