you’re about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon

Survival

Weed will get you high as the crow

I was abducted, tortured and experimented upon for the sole purpose of supplying the perfect emotional response

it's too late. ive already depicted myself as the sexy, intelligent, stone-maiden sister and you as the coarse, bed-wetting sister

I now prophesy that I will dismember my dismemberer.

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 5 - Re-Entry To Earth 01:15.805

I but put that brow before you. Read it if you can.

they dont make TL pages like this anymore

Look at his hump

Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

"In The End, Things Turned Erotic" And To Make It Happen, We Needed An Amazing Female Body

the titular mister brightside should honestly chill. ask to watch

rather than wander further about a strange town on so bitter a night, I would put up with the half of any decent man’s blanket

Laundromat Romance: Leave Your Stains of Love on me...

Bisexuals be wearing two sets of clothes on the same day

Sheena Ringo for GuitarBook magazine, 2000

Some people have read a few Marxist books and think themselves quite learned but what they have read has not penetrated, has not struck root in their minds, so that they do not know how to use it and their class feelings remain as of old.

climate change will be solved by a deus ex machina that allows things to continue forever exactly as they were before. hold the line, don't stop burning oil

Fuck the terfs and transphobes in the united kingdom, and everywhere on earth, they can suck shit through a tube. I hate you and your family hates you if your views align with them

What I would really like is for a restaurant to open up near me that serves cheap "street food" in a sit down setting. Ideally they would charge around £15 for a small portion that's not very good. But no matter where I look I can't find one

when you remember bluesky exists and you go read some epic skeets

prisons as cruel places run by those who slaver for the opportunity to perform such tortures are, of course, not a trump invention but something built by every party, condoned by the everyday attitudes of voters in a thoroughly evil country. you will all go to hell together

The angriest I've ever been is when my pigs corraled me into my own pig zapper and I was subjected to hours of shocks calibrated to be withstood by hearty domesticated hogs. I felt humiliated, bewildered, and hurt, but looking back, I can't blame them for their pig trickery.

dour times create sour men

I judge women by the size of their calves

We must thoroughly clear away all ideas among our cadres of winning easy victories through good luck, without hard and bitter struggle, without sweat and blood.

Who really fails when a baby gets pranked.

Yeah Homer and co. are a nuclear family alright, damned near atomic. And on the edge of the precipice of good taste. Five perfectly lit fuses. One bomb. 0 humanity. Snap out of it, it's curtains. Lock and load

letterboxd friday: saturday edition

my life is like one of those anime with the yellow font subtitles

more pple should try to luv me. u might end up enjoying it!

dawn of the derp soul

when you’re chillin and your balls pop out

Hello

right wingers are always darkly reminiscing about how the matriarchal environment of elementary school red pilled them at age 6. and then everyone massively overcorrects by pretending like being in school didnt suck. even accounting for the provocation this is flagrant teachers pet behavior

feed you peas 🫛

It is crazy how after WWII all anti-fascism became anti-communism i.e. became fascism

humbert²

Just invented Humbert Humbert Humbert. He's even WORSE

kikuo lyrics : "we are all having so much fun / here in this twisted carousel world / la la laaa / la la la la laaaa" Youtube comments : "i bet theres a super dark meaning to this song if you listen closely enough"