I'm in my 40s and not only do I take my birthday off, should my birthday fall on a Saturday or Sunday, I take a weekday day off anyway.

Oh, is this Funicular guy the one who wants to break his legs to make himself taller & says if you take your shoes off, to pull your pants down a bit so they hide your feet so you can tiptoe(maxx) around so a woman won't see your true height... And yet thinks women wearing makeup is fraud?

Via Lag, elsechat:

folks they’re calling him the Dim Reaper

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

First Dog on the Moon (me) on the Moon! (THE MOON!) A cartoon... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

A statement regarding the removal of DDLC from the Google Play Store:

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

One of the most radical acts you can do right now is just using your own brain to check things

it's crazy i've been tracking this for up to 12* years now (repost because i can't count lmao)

Remember that time our defence department altered an image of Roberts-Smith to pretend he didn’t wear a crusader cross like a freak? #AusPol

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

If you see this post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation (but w/alt text pls)

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

the goddamn company itself is calling its own game a trojan horse to spread AI acceptance fuck this game forever, fuck these devs. do not trust any amount of backpedaling.

Someone asked for an app to point your camera at a color and find matches. Cool. Here. BUT ALSO: I'm colorblind and never thought to make this for myself! Save colors ("new paint," "mom's fave"), get colorblind-friendly complements, simulate what you see vs. what others see. Legit using this daily.

These are the kinds of space facts I'm here for in the year 2026

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

nearly run over at pedestrian crossing by some dozey cunt in a bmw or electric vehicle? must be a day ending in 'y'.

copyright for me but not for thee

"One Nation candidate made racist, antisemitic and homophobic posts" Isn't this a requirement for entry?

I’m beginning to think the United States is not a reliable treaty partner or ally

People being like "oh I'll just pirate the wizard show" okay 1. It's weird you're not mature enough to let a piece of IP go when it's creator is such a vile person, & 2. You better not talk about it then, bc that's as bad as watching it legally as popularity is also measured in social media metrics.

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

balloon season

...huh. How about that.

Okay like aside from the fact you're straight up funding genocide if you watch this, that Hogwarts looks exactly like the movie Hogwarts, and that's the same stupid logo as the movies, so what the fuck even is the point of making a series.

To everyone who doesn't want to see the face of the US president, we have a labeler now! bsky.app/profile/face...

Reykjavik, Iceland 🇮🇸 #StunDay #photography

a'ight, Imma head out

This is why I am deeply suspicious when devs claim they were using GenAI or Plagiarized assets (That fit the art direction, not things like Bambi there) as "placeholders" Even when I write if I decide to skip a passage and expand it later, I go ham on exclamation points to highlight it.

Just so we're clear: attacking civilian infrastructure knowing it will cause enormous harm to the civilian population is a war crime. It's the exact same thing Putin is doing in Ukraine. The president of the United States just announced he plans to commit a war crime.

Huge escalation for UK school library censorship. Nearly 200 books targeted in one school, with the excuse of “safeguarding”. A librarian has lost her job & can never work in schools again. The fate of the books remains to be seen. @indexoncensorship.org www.indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/scho...

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Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

someone has put all the toilet paper rolls in the dispenser the wrong way around and this is about to be my supervillain origin story

I posted about this the other day. It took me less than a minute to locate this school on google maps, and identify the school as separate to the military compound because of the huge fucken wall. This was a deliberate attack on the school. There was no error.

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

STARTING to worry???? GROWING nervous???? www.forbes.com/sites/suzann...

Thinking about the Iranian soccer players. This was correct then and its correct now @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social. How small we made ourselves.

pretty sure i blocked that bloke ages ago because he was spamming his neil gaiman defence squad post on literally anything that mentioned the guy. it's certainly a hill he's picked to die on, that's for sure.