I know I should just ignore/block all the fools and bots shitting up what used to be a nice neighborhood but sometimes I can't help myself so I made some templates to at least make the process of replying more efficient. Feel free to use these:

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

The Michael's of @slimecitymusic.bsky.social put on a belter of a show last night. Will definitely be back to see them live again and would highly recommend you do it too.

“I was just following otters.”

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Go listen to the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album "National Record of Achievement" It's a belter. Looking forward to seeing the Michael's live next week.

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

If you're on LinkedIn, here's the opt-out for LinkedIn's AI bullshit using your content. www.linkedin.com/mypreference...

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

If you go to a rally because you have "genuine concerns" and the King Nazi shows up to it and everyone cheers for him, you're at a fucking Nazi rally and you're a Nazi, too

スーパーマリオブラザーズ✨

Indy is 2! #goldenretreiver #dog #birthdaydog

Magnificent! Chefs kiss.

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I’m a firm believer in talking shit about the dead or recently deceased. Let it be a warning for the living that if they are shitty in life, they will be remembered for being shitty in death.

20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom

Well for starters one of them is nicer

Absolutely this. Autistic "missing social cues" is eg me infodumping at you for ten minutes because you asked a polite question and not noticing your eyes glazing over. It's not sexual assault.

Word of the Day: AGNOTOLOGY - the study of wilful attempts to spread ignorance.

is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.