The Testament really said “what if we made Bridgerton cursed”

Take five and reevaluate

I swear to god if I just caught a cold or flu in the middle of working through this pinched nerve in my neck

Update: • Papi (1)

My day (just got back from therapy)

There we go

Please

José González

Elden Ring (2022)

Look out, Harlem Shake

I dunno man, a 10-point or 5-point rating scale makes people focus on the minutia of points or sub-points they agree with and not focus on whether or not they wanna buy the fucking game

This is a springtime album It smells like secondhand smoke It feels like a light breeze It's sunlight after stepping out of the shade

Oh buddy, I fuckin GET Geese now

What if Weezer did a cover of Hook by Blues Traveler

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

This pinched nerve has been giving me a whole lot of pain for the past couple of weeks but it felt good to be around close friends in a karaoke room for a bit tonight. ❤️

An excellent night with humans I adore.

@jordangb.bsky.social: is this still Sleep Token? @shepardcdr.bsky.social:

Deeply thankful and troubled that my visit today to urgent care/pharmacy was $25 with insurance but was $250 the last time I went without insurance

We don’t yearn enough anymore

Oh I thought folks were talking about Allbirds because they were just sold Not because of, uh... that

North-North Staff Writer

You don’t need a show to watch while you’re eating

Mr. Do? No no, that’s my father. Please, call me

Saw a jeep scoot by with cop lights on and I swear to god if that wasn’t Leon Kennedy

L line conductor can’t seem to get this train into first gear smdh

I need a better understanding of the hierarchy and taxonomy of terms used by folks who work at delis. So far with the ones local to me I'm called: • Buddy (1) • Boss (1) • Brother (2)

Mustard drawn out like it’s engraved in the One Ring

Made a simple site for the things I write about. Will probably send out newsletters first and then post here a few days later, like a Friday and then Monday. twothings.site

Sending out the next Two Things newsletter in a couple of hours. Wrote about experiences that make me feel comforted and prepared. twothings.myflodesk.com/signup

(Mel Brooks voice)

the computer is a miserable machine full of nasty little words

The Bowser family are on the right side of history • Passionate about the arts • Strong sense of family and community • Goal oriented

Oh buddy, we are so locked in right now. It's nice and cool in the apartment. It's overcast outside. The lights are set low. It's quiet in the neighborhood.

I’d love to have a week where I don’t pull something in my neck or back

it's springtime we have Past Lives on by Local Natives we're hydrated we're soaring

Changing my PS5’s name to Down Payment

I once interviewed for a job that lasted for nearly four months. I did two lengthy Zoom interviews and a two part written test. They ended up ghosting me and didn’t even bother sending me a rejection email. Today, that job no longer exists because the company went through big layoffs. 🙃🙃🙃

Highly recommend the Portal if you can get it at its current price before the jump. We use ours all the time so we can share the TV or just play handheld in the apartment. blog.playstation.com/2026/03/27/n...

Argento? I love their cheese

my mayor got baja blasted for the people

For me the focus isn't around pointing to yearly revenue and asking how that doesn't pay for sustained livable wages. The business defines success itself and, in its own terms, is successful. No part of that includes human needs beyond liability.

Maybe I should stop eating all the plants // _never_

Finally got a chance to finish RE9 and I’m happy announce that I’m going to start a new game in RE9

Sending out the second newsletter later on today with a couple of things about winter. twothings.myflodesk.com/signup

Just enough in games media to see your friends write neat stuff, just enough out of media to understand zero of the subskeets

Thinking about the startup founder that wanted a social app that would spiritually emulate stopping a stranger on a sidewalk to tell them you like the band that they're wearing a t-shirt of Instead of, you know, just doing that in real life