This is the best thing you’ll see today. This weekend, even.

A Real President for all the people 💙🌈

Morning Kitten

I LOLed

Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope. 📽️: David Rogers

me when my family enter the room: hey me when the cat enters the room: well hello there! hi! how are you? what a delight to see you. what are you up to? what are you up to? what's going on, eh? oh really, is that so? busy day eh? delightful. how delightful to see you. delightful, yes. absolutely de

accurate. tbh it's giving Monster Jam

Nearly 2 billion people live in the red area. It is becoming completely uninhabitable. What do the climate deniers, who also hate immigration, think is going to happen?

I've long wondered about that.

5.21.26. 4:10PM. Live.

Cat 😺 won the Bird Lottery

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

americans will use anything but the metric system

A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. Original post

THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

Yep, nothing like admitting you’re a criminal.

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

A woman demonstrating her exceptional intelligence in contrast to a wealthy but arrogant individual.

Tried to catch the rainbow and lightning photobombed my iPhone shot. #WXsky #ILwx

Every Cybertruck I've ever seen has been driven by one guy, alone, with no friends or family, on a highway commute, never hauling anything other than his own moral failings.

"Hello, Kitty," she said to the cat sitting on the porch. "That's #phantom," the realtor replied, "He comes with the house." "Was he left behind?" "Yes, unfortunately," the realtor confirmed. "Why?" She reached out to touch the cat but her hand went right through him. "That's why." #vss365

Same energy:

In case you’re wondering, this is a real post.

I HAVE TWO JOBS: 1. Calm my humans when they stressed. 2. Stress my humans when they are calm. #Caturday.

theirs was a love that could never be

When you come home from work after a shitty day, and you're greeted like this . 😍

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

When your cat hasn't quite mastered the Godzilla stance...

Making mischief plans for the day. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Papa! Papa!

This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. See the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though no parent has ever passed this information to it. [📹 hmuraco] Original post

Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist. Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :) news.sky.com/story/human-...

Not a country music fan, but this is 🔥

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Make it make sense.

Dude!

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses. (Humor me, my cat died today.)

This 17-year-old king will be shuffling off his mortal coil day after tomorrow. He’s been with me nearly a third of my life, my beloved beautiful stinker Pretty Boy Floyd. 😭

This whole thread is just so wholesome in its love and respect for Bruce Springsteen.

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC. Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Turn it on - Passions starts in 5 minutes. Photo from my collection, no date/info.