Nonsparking Hacksaw $525.07 Each 2763N21 Beryllium! 🤩

Google is sitting there going "aha I've moved the shopping tab to where images normally is, this will definitely make people buy things instead of being annoying and wasting time"

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Imaging telling the Soviet factory worker at the SVEMA plant that in the year of our lord 2025 this would be used to take images of gay furry animal costumes

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Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

give iran a nuke

Slime yeeeeeen, needed to do this before the spooky month ends🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

profiting off providing shelter (housing) should be looked at with the same distain as the notion of profiting off providing clean water, as both are basic human survival requirements

it's so funny how trump keeps keeps threatening to go after bill clinton if this epstein stuff doesn't go away but no one cares

Laughed out loud at this clip of a guy doing a very solid Trump as a bit running into a player named "Chris Hansen".

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Sketch

German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...

ghillie suit

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

When you got caught sucking off bill clinton and need to get back on your wife’s good side

fo- five. five shrews tall.

SVEMA 250 Expired 1991

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

Expanding on these ideas a bit! All three will have these species options, too! 👀

I caught a typhlosion

I saw someone say Hilary lost to her husband's mistress and I have not been the same woman since

see ya space cat! 🚀 ✦ #oc / #art ✦

shouldn't "best" be no light. we should remember that is an option

Operation Southern Spear. It's the drug war and the Iraq War all rolled into one massive inevitable disaster.

#ZESTVEMBER DAY 13

They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil

This video really did irreparable damage to the way I speak

The reason the headline is "doom!" is because when you see what's already been done, you see that we can do more, which means things can get better, which means rich people's "it's over, no stopping this, might as well let us do what we want" manipulation might stop working. Can't have that.

Just some icons i did since my husband requested it

river that makes you young bc the water washes the time down to the delta (beach that makes you old)

the moment of realizing that joe lieberman never actually talked on the floor for hours to block ACA stuff and yet he was, apparently, still doing a filibuster to block ACA stuff is such a fucking haymaker lmao

funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either

Advice

Martens and sables win out for "best animal shape" three years in a row

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

God is a gay furry who loves us and wants us to be happy

Brie Larson: "I know Koopas. That man never stomped on a Koopa in his life."

In 2019, Trump claimed "he hadn’t spoken to Epstein in 15 years"

>he was still meeting with Epstein while he was president

"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...