There's a cow at the farmers market today and her name is Gwendolyn‼️

Something something sweatpants. Something something underboob.

I just wanna be on a social network where I can chat with my friends and express my thoughts and opinions be allowed to express the wide variety of normal human emotions 😩

oh my god you guys i did it! i am no longer mentally ill!!

how do you do fellow dykes

they're gonna steal my appendix. this is messed up 😭

Over the (Cap) Hill Tonight @ Linda’s DIY snap bracelets on the patio @ 7pm!!!

mood

tbf, you have to have a very high IQ to understand transsexuality. the validity is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Blanchardian taxonomy, most of the jokes will go over a viewer's head. there's also the transsexual's personal philosophy, drawn heavily from esoteric religious texts.

seriously though fuck the blue angels

2 people brought dogs. feels like cheating, idk

i'm at this right now and it's fuckin lit 😂

really liking the new direction PBS has taken the show

really liking the new direction PBS has taken the show

still my favorite shirt

do i look scary to you? (please say yes 🥺)

22yo coworker just referred to early 2010s music as recession pop

white women when they hear the phrase rawdog:

oh yay, maybe we actually can flee to canada

if you're a lesbian and nobody has given you a sword yet you may be entitled to compensation

describing my pussy as post-launch DLC

my only criteria for good movies is if they got the sauce. i call it The Béchamel Test

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

had an intrusive thought and had to draw it

Y'know what, good for them

antidepressants are great because they make me want to not die but they also make me want to die whenever the weather is even slightly warm

fuck boymoding i'm dykemoding tonight

hateplaying farcry 5

I know we are all having fun, but if you haven't done this yet please do. Think of it as the price to be allowed to sit back and watch two of the worst people fight

damn i have been so joyful lately, this is fucked up

developing a foot fetish specifically to create more opportunities to say "I use arch btw"

Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.

my therapist keeps saying really nice things to me how do i make her stop!

puppygirls are to dogs what sissies are to trans women like yea theres some overlap but girl u are still in the crate in ur room while we are all playin at the dog park theres so much you havent seen

entering my farmer's daughter era

you're handwashing your bras!? sheesh, i just have a doggirl piss on mine every few weeks and call it good

someday we will all be cringe old trannies dabbing in our beige pantsuits that is the dream never forget

in the interest of accountability to the transgender people i have tried actual weetabix (and not american shredded wheat bricks, apparently very different!) to get the Authentic Torture Basement Experience and now i understand why it's called a torture basement.

zelda is the princess actually the green dude who saves her is named luigi

hate it when my plans to climb the stench pipe are thwarted

i realize over the past week i've maybe hit my account's saturation point for calling people to action, but there's a chance to actually stop this. it’ll just take more than trans people alone making the same set of calls. we’re 1% of the population & *275,000+* of us really need help right now!

girl who is a pillow *fort* princess -- sleeps in a cocoon of pillows in elaborate and specific positions or she can't get comfy

eye color #oc

we're this close to someone arguing opsec is an op to prevent praxis

trying to do this right now quick someone film me!

I don't understand the hand wringing about not having all the celebs or B R A N D S on here. I think it's good. That shit ruined Twitter. I'm not here to consume narcissistic rambling and capitalist slop. I'm here to trade barely comprehensible jokes with other mentally ill people.