Not sleepy so I’m trying to take a bath and apparently the rest of my building is too because the water just won’t get hot. I simply cannot win right now.

Got home from seeing a college friend and desperately needed something to take my mind off fucking sports. Creepshow is on IFC. You should turn it on.

🙃

I’m an unemployed transgender person in America and my biggest stressor right now is the Philadelphia Phillies.

The Phils

why are all the hot girls in that one theta delta sorority

Professional bitch has a job interview in a half hour.

…how do you bunt there?

What else is there to do on a Monday but mingle with a bunch of other trans folks at Capitol Hill’s best dive bar? TONIGHT!!!

Don’t you hate when a month has five Mondays? Well fear not, OTCH is back in two short days!!

I hate sports, actually.

I am on my way to this little hole in the wall city, Los Angeles, if you’ve ever heard of it. Gonna hopefully eat food there (I think they have that.)

Leaves is plants.

Cowboy shit

Absolute nonsense in the first playoff baseball game of the year. So ready to have my anxiety exploded by my Philadelphia himbo baseball boys.

Hey check out how pretty my gf is yall. I’ll wait.

heeeeeeeeheheheheheheheheeeee

lolmets

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

chicago ! i'm playing at Collider on Friday!! dm for address and be cool. wear a mask.

Orange Cassidy babeyyyyyyyyy!!!

Thank God, cuz if I had to watch a Marlins team with a Conine in the lineup cost the Phillies something in September AGAIN

If JT Realmuto is hurt I am going to become the Joker

Earlier this month, three trans women were beaten by a group of young men in Seattle's gay neighborhood. According to the county prosecutor's office, there's been at least four more group beatings since June 2024. In one case, strangers joined in. The kicker? www.thestranger.com/news/2025/09...

Give me an interview challenge

I’m posting the nL Tanahashi/King of the Hill bit every time I see it.

Go Birds, dickhead. LMAO

*clears throat for seven minutes * Go Birds

Claudio does suck eggs.

It’s me I’m bad bitches. (I kept trying)

Bluesky won’t let me post this selfie so yall are just gonna have to use your imaginations.

IDK!

Tonight!! It starts at 7 because we’re all that level of tired.

Tee hee.

Received a job application rejection email at 12:35am on a Sunday, a time when real humans are definitely at the business factory doing a business.

Mondee (again.) 7pm @ Linda’s, 707 E Pine. 50 people showed up for the first one. Let’s beat that number on the 15th!

Those of you who followed me because of Over the Cap Hill posting be prepared to be disappointed if you don’t like pro wrestling or baseball.

Screaming crying throwing up

Anyway

Hmm

I love Reddit.

Mondee (again.) 7pm @ Linda’s, 707 E Pine. 50 people showed up for the first one. Let’s beat that number on the 15th!

I’m depressed. I’m mostly depressed because I cannot find a job and rent is expensive. I’m also depressed that the idea of finding a job will help me be less depressed. Related - anyone need a business analyst or IT project manager?

It’s so funny when the Eagles run the Tush Push. Just stop them and they’ll stop running it. But nobody can. It’s. Just. So. Funny.

Go Birds.

Let’s Go Birds Transsexual

30 Helens agree.