Okay see y’all in a week!!!

We need to talk about my incredible job pairing these glasses with this dress

We need to talk about my incredible job pairing these glasses with this dress

tomorrow im gonna completely unplug for a week to go to the woods with a bunch of queers to dance, eat, fuck, and do drugs. nothing bad is allowed to happen while I’m gone k?

Gm gorgeous people in my phone

Gm gorgeous people in my phone

i still think about how my girlfriend got an ankle tattoo of a rainbow of mushrooms, with the roots spelling out “you cannot kill me in a way that matters,” and it all came about because we were talking about viral social media posts of yesteryear

rate my orgy fit

rate my orgy fit

Donald Duck would absolutely smoke any Marvel villain.

Daytime covid conscious kink parties >>>>>>

Why do they call it vibe coding when cuckcoding is right there

the album mezzanine by massive attack

I fucking hate how fatphobic doctors are

Rollin up to the goth club tomorrow night with my tits mostly out 🤌

Feels wrong that I didn’t have a pair of purple glasses yet so I fixed that.

Feels wrong that I didn’t have a pair of purple glasses yet so I fixed that.

sudden urge to be bitten and no one is around 😩

🎶 Oh what a night Middle May back in ‘26 What a very special time for me kissed my girls, what a night 🎶

fuck I’m cute

idk why people are so quick to trust me and share really intimate details about their life with me but sometimes it leads to some really beautiful interactions and special moments that I cherish forever

g i r l f r i e n d p r e t t y

fuck I’m cute

Sometimes the cute costume jewelry you start wearing fits your left ring finger the best and you get to confuse people

wild how i went from “bras are evil” to “okay but what if i bought another 5 titty enhancers” in the span of like two months lol

Having a daytime date with Aria getting brunch, new bras, and bath bombs and fucking hell I missed the freedom of doing this

Aaron, just call me a filthy tranny already. It’ll save you the effort of all these hoops you’re jumping through.

TFW hot genderfucked person at the club asks if they can put a bunch a hickeys on your neck

New MUNA so goooooood

Waking up next to a girl you love a whole lot is a great way to start the weekend

If you are looking for a frontend engineer with over ten years of experience working across product, platform, tooling, and several other verticals, you should reach out to me. I won't be taking a role immediately, but I will want to start building towards my next job.

If you are looking for a frontend engineer with over ten years of experience working across product, platform, tooling, and several other verticals, you should reach out to me. I won't be taking a role immediately, but I will want to start building towards my next job.

welp, i just got laid off 🙃

Am I getting hotter y/n?

does aaron even do anything

I need an out from tech that will still provide me with remote work and a salary I can live comfortably on what do

if I call Aaron a pee pee poo poo butt, will I get 4 strikes and a 3 day ban?

Hello gorgeous people in my phone

yeah it‘s probably because I’m very stoned but I am yearning so hard for a baconeggandcheeseonaroll from a bodega rn.

“You chose Ariel over being trapped” might be the most beautiful way anyone has described my transition

Breast augmentation consult scheduled ahhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHH

I must say, you’re looking quite gorgeous today, Ms. Mountain

How are there multiple WNBA teams worth hundreds of millions of dollars and the salary cap per team is only 7 million dollars? Surely we can get those numbers up to the men's NBA standards???

having a brow lady who loves to gossip with you and does an amazing job with your brows is truly the nectar of the goddesses

Spirit Halloween should buy Spirit Airlines‘ old planes and do the funniest thing ever

My girlfriend is pretty 💙

Good evening gorgeous folks

The weather is finally right for the triumphant return of The Dress

Alright time to get my boobs enbiggened.

The weather is finally right for the triumphant return of The Dress