HUP

weed in the bath time

if you told a younger Ariel that one day fae would have one helluva sense of style…

if you told a younger Ariel that one day fae would have one helluva sense of style…

hiiii

This thing *hurts*, y'all.

i hope all the trans girls in the area didn’t need to wade through too many messages from desperate bigots to get to their t4t hookups.

Happy Sunday cuties 😘

Happy Sunday cuties 😘

I’ve been waiting months for this whip and this Friday it’s got a date with several hot girls 🤭

hey

I’ve been waiting months for this whip and this Friday it’s got a date with several hot girls 🤭

I promise everyone that I will continue to be an absolute tranny faggot who loves kissing girls and sucking dick

I promise everyone that I will continue to be an absolute tranny faggot who loves kissing girls and sucking dick

Jay tells the whole story about Kershaw, the greatest pitcher of his generation and a player I've loved watching and writing about, who made the unfortunate choice to close his career by becoming a mouthpiece for hate and homophobia.

Dude I’ve been getting high so much more lately

i'm back.

Oh also everyone is legally required to be nice to me this week, someone thought us making out once a very long time ago gave her license to grope my ass without asking and ive been very upset about it ever since

long time no see 😘

i'm back.

don't be stupid sure but some of y'all just have terminal "if teacher sees we're gonna get in troubleeee" brain

this is kinda fucking with my brain, like how have i functioned since I was a teenager idk.

still cookin’

Turns out it hasn't been insomnia, but moderate sleep apnea all along!

Mondee (again.) 7pm @ Linda’s, 707 E Pine. 50 people showed up for the first one. Let’s beat that number on the 15th!

You mean to tell me I just get to look like this all the time? Fascinating

You mean to tell me I just get to look like this all the time? Fascinating

chat the really cute doll at the jewish deli made me a really tasty latte and gave it to me for free today.

sometimes you just need to make a bowl of pasta with freshly grated pecorino romano, brown off some ground italian sausage, and watch a really good 20 minute lucha match a girl you love recorded for you since you couldn't see it live.

maybe i just need to take myself somewhere for a weekend. hop on the train to portland or somethin

if an ffs doctor tells me i need to lose a bunch of weight to get my chin smoothened out im going to tell him to run into a wall full speed head first.

That's some nice gender you got there, be a real shame if someone fucked with it.

🚨 cutie 🚨

13k posts wtf is wrong with me

🚨 cutie 🚨

This is such a “me” purchase lolol

❤️❤️❤️

I love her

Well at least it put me to sleep

sad crying hours before bed wheeeeeewwwww

This mask rules

swollen an' wrapped up but the nose cast is off!

holy SHIT i am so fuckin cute

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I’ve seen a lot of disgusting ways to hide unsubscribe links in emails, but “use a background color that nearly matches the color of the text thus making it nearly impossible to see” takes the cake.

holy SHIT i am so fuckin cute

Wednesdays used to be the day my dad and I would catch up for like a half hour or so and tbh I could use that right now, miss you pops.