38 hickeys! *smash bros announcer voice* A new record!!!

kissing several girls on the dance floor on a Friday kissing several girls on a pile of mattresses on a Saturday Ariel has a good life y’all.

I knew I was right to be excited about him coming back to AEW and getting a proper push 🤼‍♂️

As a frequent receiver of these - yes, fae is always this adorable.

The most common selfie on my phone is “makes a really silly joke to a partner“ face.

The most common selfie on my phone is “makes a really silly joke to a partner“ face.

going back to Vancouver for my great love (pro-wrestling).

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Sometimes i take a selfie that makes me go “Dang, im hella cute

My girlfriend is ordering chinese food over the phone. I‘m being transported back to the mid aughts and I love it.

Sometimes i take a selfie that makes me go “Dang, im hella cute

okay, no more second skin for ariel, this rash on my new tattoo is no joke

the thing that is most beautiful to me about the design of character models in video games is how it provides a snapshot of the era the game was developed in—an artistic moment frozen in time to be preserved forever. so fuck this AI slop.

Ppl who were taught life is a series of graduations/promotions & never learned to think laterally or cumulatively about themselves. The kind of ppl who will get married & have a kid, not bc they want what those things bring, but bc thats the next step, right? That's just what you do, right?

New tattoo, in memory of my dad whom I shared many a box of Mike and Ike’s with 💜

New tattoo, in memory of my dad whom I shared many a box of Mike and Ike’s with 💜

mfw I spend an entire convo with @domzom.bsky.social confusing James Dean for Dean Martin

1. Pissing 2. Shitting 3. Farting

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Snow! in! Seattle!!!

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by extension, bug types resist fighting moves because Kamen Rider is a fighter and wouldn't be so easily taken down by fighting moves!

My favorite reference in Pokémon is the theory that Bug moves are super effective against Dark types as a Kamen Rider reference, since Kamen Rider has a lot of bug themes historically, and Dark is known as “Evil” in Japan, which Kamen Rider always triumphs over.

Me: *vents to mother about how people take advantage of me and push me around* Mom: "From a mother to a daughter—be more of a bitch." Okay mom.

sometimes your girlfriend says the exact sort of thing that makes you make a deep, happy, heart-fluttering sigh.

Alternatively, Mario’s skeleton and muscles mold to fit the shape of the thing he takes over, making him a deeply horrifying cryptid.

In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario shrinks down to go inside the body of the monsters that Cappy lands on. Meaning the game is a vore simulator, in actuality.

Two things remain true: 1. The assault on trans people's ability to survive will lead to the assault on other core basic rights as a human being. 2. When trans folks say "told you so," the shit-libs of the internet will still tell us to shut up and vote the problem away.

this gave me the opportunity to explain baseball rules to a metamour and realizing just how much I love this silly little game and the silly little mistakes that lead to incredibly fun moments like these hehe.

bassketball coccaine

Correct take (unsurprisingly.)

Amuro getting really put off by mobile suits with skirts and locking the fuck in? Dude, chill, they look cute in those skirts

the NBA needs coccaine again. Imagine NBA Jam style plays, players sprinting up and down the floor like they’re Sonic the fuckin hedgehog. That rips.

Seriously, SFA comes out of the gate with one of the strongest, if not THE strongest, first season of a live action Trek show ever. This hatred is so deeply mired in thinly-disguised (or bald-faced) bigotry.

I got this whole lovers thing down pretty good, but im sorely lacking in haters to humiliate

Leaning into that “total babe” energy.

Leaning into that “total babe” energy.

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god The Bride looks *so* good, who wants to go with me before the end of the weekend to see it

Soon is the time of rompers and really big cardigans

few feelings as good as your girlfriend sending you a selfie of her wearing a dress you gave her paired with an extremely hot black leather vest 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Soon is the time of rompers and really big cardigans

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im blessed with several beautiful girlfriends it’s true.

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just a tad

that’s right folks it’s a special double ediiton today of GIRLFRIEND PRETTY

good morning it’s another edition of GIRLFRIEND PRETTY