Fun fact: Billionaires will still be billionaires if they pay more taxes.

This happens every single day and it's just shrugged off, meanwhile we have a moral panic around ebikes, devices that can actually get people out of dangerous cars.

Does he think cisgender is “six genders”?

Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less https://theonion.com/dad-demands-youth-coach-play-unathletic-son-less/

Oh my god

This is not the flex he thinks it is.

If these were ebikes, the community would be in an uproar.

Blue states are literally paying for red states as red states are welfare states

Siri, why did Martha Stewart go to prison?

I do sometimes wonder what sins I've committed to merit being punished by living in the stupidest possible timeline...

BuT wAs ThE PoLe wEaRiNg high vis?

Utterly perfect testimony from a small business owner. The dangers on our streets are dirt bikes that’s already illegal and CARS that injure and kill people with crashes, emissions and microplastic tire wear.

Marco Rubio explains that the Trump administration's goal now is merely to reopen the Strait of Hormuz -- the prevailing state of affairs before Trump launched his pointless war

Isn’t that the truth.

Donald Trump every single day: "Here's a definitive statement that contradicts my definitive statement from yesterday and which won't be true tomorrow. Also, it's a lie."

“If you care about the bottom line, budgets & taxes, then you should care about urban biking, because it’s a money saver. It’s ironic when so-called fiscal conservatives attack biking, when their efforts just show a lack of understanding of math.” — @brenttoderian.bsky.social with @modacitylife.com.

“I’m an avid cyclist but.....” Exactly the problem. We don’t need infrastructure just for avid cyclists, we need it for those new and/or apprehensive riders who are terrified of riding through their cities

Sassy graffiti in the Castro.

Freedom To Drive ≠ Financial Freedom

This correspondence dinner “shooter” who didn’t even shoot anyone is going to face more consequences than Donald Epstein for his 34 felonies and sexual abuse of teen girls.

REPUBLICANS: "We are going to gerrymander the shit out of the next election!" DEMOCRATS: "OK, so we will gerrymander back to level the playing field." REPUBLICANS: "Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaa! Not fair!!!!! You are beating us at our own game. So sneaky!"

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

What if we collectively and legally change Jared Kushner's name to Hunter Biden? Do you suppose we can get an investigation then?

A New Jersey data center will reportedly receive $77 million in tax breaks — while only creating one permanent job. One job, in exchange for higher utility bills, noise pollution, and potential groundwater pollution. Is it any wonder communities are organizing to stop data centers?

My county is pushing straight ahead with the disproven “another lane will fix it” strategy. The proven way to reduce traffic is to provide VIABLE alternatives to driving.

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger https://theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-shirt-worthy-of-wooden-hanger/

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

"Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light....Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way....And then I see the disinfectant...by injection inside or almost a cleaning."

Dear car people. Every cyclist is another car subtracted from your commute. Lobby for bike lanes and get home sooner!

Putin keeps explaining to me how afraid of me he is so I should probably do exactly as he says

THE OBAMA DEAL WITH IRAN WAS DAMN NEAR FLAWLESS. There were only two things wrong with the Obama deal that the Republicans could not tolerate. 1. It relied somewhat on science (the laws of physics) to keep enriched uranium out of the hands of the Iranians. 2. It had Obama’s name on it.

For those of the 77,302,580 Americans who are telling themselves they didn't vote for this—no, you actually did vote for this.

Drivers will never be deterred by signs and paint

23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.

Trump bragged often about assaulting women and gooning over teenage girls, so OF COURSE he’d also brag about war crimes. Abusers keep abusing

F A F O Elect a felon, rapist and abuser and this is what comes after.

Raskin: "It doesn't give me a lot of comfort that Todd Blanche is now the acting AG. This is the guy who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell from the higher security prison to the low security prison camp in Texas."

Saying the quiet part out loud. He doesn’t give a damn about childcare or Medicare, but he’s got plenty to spend on war in Iran.

Analysts Say Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Offers Best Shot At ‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Starring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://theonion.com/analysts-say-paramount-warner-bros-merger-offers-best-shot-at-sex-and-the-city-reboot-starring-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

Pam Bondi knows where the bodies are buried. She's seen the evidence on Donald Trump. If she was smart, she'd release the unredacted Epstein files and save her own ass.

All they do is lie

Mayor Arroyo was out with a great message yesterday at #nokings Lancaster, PA So was my cargo ebike ❤️

“15-minute cities are open-air prisons.” “There’s a war on cars.” “Homelessness has nothing to do with housing.” Cities are flooded with myths like these. The Urban Truth Collective is pushing back with facts and better storytelling. usa.streetsblog.org/2026/03/05/u...

Like when an abusive partner tells you that you can never do better.

It’s the people that spend money. Not the cars. #UrbanTruth

“What gas prices?” Better cities create choices. #UrbanTruth

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.