Don’t get me wrong. The fact that it’s happening at all is disgusting. But the fact that something bad is happening to James Comey leaves me feeling slightly ambivalent.

PAM BONDI Apparently, she was sick and stayed home on the day they taught law at law school.

🎵🎶 Do you know the way to antifa? La la la la la la la la. 🎶🎵

LINDSEY HALLIGAN seems to be screwing up the case against James Comey. Bigly. But she’s kinda cute in a Trumpy lumpy garbage dumpy kind of way. Halligan the hooligan.

LINDSEY HALLIGAN seems to be screwing up the case against James Comey. Bigly. But she’s kinda cute in a Trumpy lumpy garbage dumpy kind of way. Halligan the hooligan.

THE STATE OF TEXAS is owed an apology by me. I told them “Fk you and the horses you rode in on”. I am sorry. I shouldn’t have said that. I should have said “Fk y’all, ya gravy sweating syphilitic pig fkrs”. Involving your horses was uncalled for. Now get your National Guard troops out of Illinois!

Many of the young progressives are telling me they won’t vote for the Democrats because they will not support mediocrity. The only satisfaction I will get from this is screaming “I told you so” at the top of my lungs when Republicans are in charge until the day that I die.

I am ANTIFA. That means I’m anti fascist. Cuz Nazis suck shit. #haiku 😎

“In places you don’t wanna talk about at parties… you want me on them balls… You need me on them balls.” #snarkin 🤪

Yay, Blue Jays! ⚾️ Pinche Jankees!

🎵🎶 Do you know the way to antifa? La la la la la la la la. 🎶🎵

Like my father before me, I am Antifa.

Wife: Fuck the Yankees! Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open. m Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES! Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Gavin Newsom: “What more evidence of authoritarianism do you need? These guys aren’t screwing around. We can no longer screw around. It’s all at stake. People need to wake up. We can’t continue to play by the old set of rules.“

PAM BONDI Apparently, she was sick and stayed home on the day they taught law at law school.

Question: Why is Fox News not reporting that the Republican Senate majority can override the 60 vote threshold and reopen the government anytime they want to?

I hate traffic I can’t wait to quit fucking working and not have drive in fucking cities.

Same

Don’t get me wrong. The fact that it’s happening at all is disgusting. But the fact that something bad is happening to James Comey leaves me feeling slightly ambivalent.

Seriously, is this a trick? It’s everyday now.

California is the first state to define ultra-processed foods and phase them out of school meals. DC politicians can talk all day about "Making America Healthy Again," but we've been walking the walk on boosting nutrition and removing toxic additives and dyes for decades.

The Americans starving these children wear crucifixes and call themselves “Christians.” People are not what they tell you they are; they are how they behave. apnews.com/article/myan...

“In places you don’t wanna talk about at parties… you want me on them balls… You need me on them balls.” #snarkin 🤪

GOV. PRITZKER: “This is a convicted felon threatening to jail me? He’s an unhinged, insecure wannabe dictator. Come and get me.”

“There's videos of you with teenage girls in the Epstein files.”

For the record… Neither Donald Trump, Greta Thunberg, nor I are worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize.

ZACH BRYAN sang an anti ICE country song because those turds are not using American style due process to carry out their mission. Dumb ugly white people (who only watch Newsmax because Fox News has become too woke) are furious with him.

I am ANTIFA. That means I’m anti fascist. Cuz Nazis suck shit. #haiku 😎

Many of the young progressives are telling me they won’t vote for the Democrats because they will not support mediocrity. The only satisfaction I will get from this is screaming “I told you so” at the top of my lungs when Republicans are in charge until the day that I die.

The shutdown isn’t just about healthcare - it’s also about Congress reining in the president. We’re going to have a fight, so let’s have it now.

When you think about it now, the gazan muslim arabs are the first group in history to kidnap and choke to death an 8 month old red haired baby, and gain world support.

Mike Johnson only wants Lee Greenwood to perform the halftime show at the Super Bowl because Lawrence Welk is dead and therefore unavailable.

Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

The "Antifa" everywhere stuff is really worse than McCarthyism. It's witch trial shit except they can't even find a judge to sanctify it.

Navarro: 'we are just in the most beautiful place we've been I think ever with respect to trade' *In Q2 2024, China bought over $3 billion in soybeans from U.S. farmers. This year, they’ve bought $0.

The Oregon National Guard general says if they were to be deployed, they would be instructed under his leadership to protect the protesters and not ICE

Pam Bondi refuses to say whether the White House consulted her before deploying the National Guard to U.S. cities.

You may not believe in spiritual warfare but you should believe in remote social influence… Do consider that what you consider a bunch of “woo woo bullshit” may have some hidden legitimacy you’re not aware of considering that they keep winning 🤷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Not asking you to be religious. Only to think 😉

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

The MAHA crowd are swapping out their Tylenol for [checks notes] Acetaminophen

THE STATE OF TEXAS is owed an apology by me. I told them “Fk you and the horses you rode in on”. I am sorry. I shouldn’t have said that. I should have said “Fk y’all, ya gravy sweating syphilitic pig fkrs”. Involving your horses was uncalled for. Now get your National Guard troops out of Illinois!

ZACH BRYAN sang an anti ICE country song because those turds are not using American style due process to carry out their mission. Dumb ugly white people (who only watch Newsmax because Fox News has become too woke) are furious with him.

Here’s a clip of the Zach Bryan song that has MAGA furious.

Good for Zach Bryan.

GAVIN NEWSOME is sounding more and more viable to me now that I have been kicked out of the trans ally club. Just sayin.

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For the record… Neither Donald Trump, Greta Thunberg, nor I are worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize.

So are we going to ignore the fact that they are lying about the woman that was fatally shot by 🧊agents in Chicago? The Civil War is well underway.

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