Rikki and Kiki 2 days ago
“Human, the alarm’s been on an HOUR!”
“Let me SLEEP, Kiki. It’s still DARK!”
“But my BREAKFAST!”
“You‘ve got KIBBLE!”
“THAT ain’t breakfast. WET FOOD’S breakfast!”
“I’m CANCELLING breakfast today!”
“Then, I cancel SCRITCHING and PETTING, human!”
“OK…So, tuna or beef pâté for BREAKFAST, Kiki?”