“Human, I thought we’re FINISHED with drops!” “We ARE, Kiki! I need to WASH the syringes and STORE them!” “ADMIT you wanted to see if I’d HIDE, to show me you still have POWER over me!…No, you DON’T!” “I’m FINISHED…honest!” “No…You wanna psych me OUT, human!” “Says the PSYCHO kitty named Kiki!”

Listen, I've been offline and this calling the Army, designating lefties terrorists, Patel doing whatever the fuck he's doing? This administration is weak and soft and I sincerely hope the generals remember their oaths. This is going to absolutely consolidate the resistance.

This is so fun - so different - youtu.be/Y1TYzQlKix0?... #Pentatonixnewalbum

“Kiki, I jotted down every time you BIT or SCRATCHED me over the years!” “Why do THAT, human?” “To recall all the PAIN I endure.” “Is the pain worth the TROUBLE of living with me?” “Just part of the world of Kiki that I EMBRACE each day!” “But it’s when you embrace ME that you get hurt, human.”

couldn't pass it up -

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #248: What do you WEIGH, kitty? And what SHOULD you weigh? Weight is important to HEALTH, but an ‘ideal’ weight range depends on your medical history, age, breed, size, gender—and if mainly indoor or outdoor. A VET will know your weight…and what your humans must do!”

Missy... 🥺🥹😢😭😿 Loved beyond measure 💔 (I'm sorry this is so very late. I didn't know.)

Welcome Jinxy! 😽 I hear Missy sent you for all of us to love. 💕 And love you, we will! 🥰 💛Joe🧡

“Dr. Kiki, why BITE me?” “Gotta draw BLOOD, human…Lemme check your pressure. I’ll MEOW ‘til you get hypertension!” “My INSURANCE won’t cover this…You even HAVE a degree?” “An M.D…Master of Destruction!” ”You‘ve PRACTICED long, Dr. Kiki?” “Just TODAY, human…But they say practice makes PURRFECT!”

Donna the cat #itsdonna #cat #cats #kitty #kittycat #kitties #donnagoddammit

What a fragile manbaby. The world is laughing at us. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Waffie broke the window hammock last night. 😿 He was startled & jumped straight up in the air & we heard a “pop!” Seems to still work for now. Probably not the best place to put all his weight at the moment, but at least it’s not Pancake’s weight.

I ses mama, no mor bwake Dis hollyday, it be mistake So no mor hollydays yoo take Or gwate big twubble I will make! #CheddarPoetry #IBak #NoMorHollydaysForMama #ISedSo #MamaEbenTookediPawFwomMe #NoFair

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT to when the window hammock was first put up, February 29, 2024

Cal hits #60. Mariners win the AL West. Sorry for the poor quality. We got a little excited in Seattle.

Laughing crying throwing up

Morning skritch time for Waffles the Cat. #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat

Purrrrfect thomper extension, 10/10. #TBT #cats #catsofbluesky

Dashed laptop not playing mine programme properly so annoying- morning #Bluesky

“Human, wake UP!” “Kiki, it’s 1 a.m…What’s wrong?” “My wet food DRIED OUT…Change it!” ”I need more time to SLEEP!” “I want it NOW!” “You’ll get…DOUBLE TREATS…when I get up. At 5.” ”You won’t DO it!…Wet food NOW!“ “OK, Kiki!” “You gotta get up PRETTY EARLY in the morning to please me, human!”

Welp. I’ve been called before the committee. Again.

Fourteen words shit

hard to imagine a MAGA celebrating biases against women is calling himself Skeeter. Dude, we know who you are.

Hello big guy

“Kiki, anyone ever praise your BEAUTY?” “YOU have, human!” “AND everyone who’s seen you!” “Can I use that PRAISE to buy TREATS?” “No.“ “Will it make my naps DREAMIER?” “No.” “So what GOOD is it?” “It buys you a LIFETIME of cuddling, Kiki!” “Better start NOW, human…I got a long life AHEAD!”

Sunny #WhiskersWednesday 😌

“Kiki, we FINISHED your antibiotic drops! Any IMPRESSIONS of how it went?” “SOME, human: ‘Kiki, take the DROPS!’ ‘Kiki, it’s for your own GOOD!’ ‘Kiki, don’t FIGHT me!’ ‘Kiki, we’re DOING this!’ ‘BAD Kiki!’” “Spot-on IMPRESSION of me, Kiki.” “You left quite an impression on ME, human—a BAD one!”

Waffles the Cat, telling me in his own way that he doesn't care for what I've picked for us to watch on Youtube. #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat

“Kiki, I’m THINKING about getting a new calico cat!” “SERIOUSLY, human?” “She’d be your PLAYMATE.” “Seriously? She’d be my RIVAL!” “She’d be your ROLE MODEL.” “Seriously? She’d be my ALIBI!” “I was THINKING about it, Kiki. I wasn’t gonna DO it.” “Seriously, human…I KNEW you weren’t serious.”

Crazy freakout cat #itsdonna #cat #cats #kitty #kittycat #kitties #DONNA

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #246: Your humans often CALL you, but you don’t ANSWER! It’s not always NECESSARY to respond—or you just can’t HEAR well. You might save your reply until you SEE a toy move, HEAR a bag of treats rustle, or SMELL new food in your dish. You’ll know to respond THEN, kitty!”

“Watching the NEWS, Kiki?” “Thought it was a HORROR movie, human!…Kitties could do a BETTER job ruling the world.” “YOU should run for office!” “I’d rather RUN for the sandbox…bed…food dish…catnip box.” “You got MY vote, Kiki!” “Save it for someone who ISN’T scary, human…Ugh, can’t WATCH this!”

A long time ago Robina and Mini lovely memories ♥️ Never forgotten.

Are they all gone yet? #Rapture

Albert is down for the count!😺😸

All up in my business 💙🐈‍⬛🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats #catpics #T&T

“Got SOMETHING for you, human. Here…” (bites her hand) “Ow, Kiki—WHY? I was just SITTING here, not DOING anything, and you came to BITE my hand?” “It’s for everything you‘ve DONE to me for nine years!” “So it’s…uh, PAYBACK, Kiki?” “On an INSTALLMENT plan, human! Expect ANOTHER payment tomorrow!”

Waffles the Cat, being majestic. #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat

Your daily Harry… (With Reba Doggo) Just two best friends enjoying an afternoon snooze ❤️ #DailyHarry #cats #dogs #catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

Roar for #TongueoutTuesday 💖

Having a ponder 🐾

[Toes has indicated she's ready to take questions and will sign any books at the end...😸] #asktoes #catsofbluesky #tortietuesday

Washing me big mittens with a bonus Albert fotobomb. 😺😸 #TongueOutTuesday

“Kiki, I had to CHASE you around when you saw the syringe!” “I’m your personal TRAINER, human! So, you got a WORKOUT.” “But I DID catch you! You got the full A.M. dose!” “What you want me to SAY, human—that I can’t WIN?” ”I want SILENCE, Kiki. No sneezing, no wheezing. It means…you’re WINNING!”

In exchange for providing this comfortable napping spot I get an impressive spread of medium-length white hairs, paw prints and occasional sliding traces 🛝 on the windscreen. A sweet deal! #cats #catsofbluesky