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Hatless? Jfc

“Kiki’s Journal #83: My FLOOF is a treasure! I LUXURIATE in it with endless grooming! My human says I got TOO MUCH—so much that it gets in the WAY and should be trimmed! I tell her, ‘Leave my floof alone!’ It makes me look SPECTACULAR…and I don’t know HOW I’d feel if I lost even a little bit of it!”

Clover has MASTERED The Art of the Kitten Yawn! Pawfection ♥️♥️♥️

Glamour model dream duo 🐾

Everyone who is hired under this must be fired day 1.

“Kiki, am I blocking YOU or are you blocking ME?” “Getting KIBBLE, human! You’re BLOCKING me!” “I’m going to the kitchen! You’re blocking ME!” “Let’s settle this with paw-to-hand COMBAT! 3…2…1!” “I got ROCK!” “I got PAPER, human!” “Can’t beat YOU, Kiki…obviously, you’ve been around the BLOCK!”

Figgy waches Figgy spy He wach da mama Wunders why All kurryus His eyes be big And den he run Dat silly Fig! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaBePuttingPlasikOnFlor #ShePayntingSumfing #FigGoedUnderIt #DenHeSpyOnMama #IFindsHimAfterAndWePlayChase

Have a Waffles blep from Saturday's batch! #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat

“You MISSED giving me 10 treats today, human! My FRIENDS won’t like that!” “WHAT friends, Kiki?” “My FANS! They’re ALSO friends! I like being adored, but I LOVE being liked!” “I’M your friend too!” “I can’t be YOURS…’cause you MISTREAT me!” “WHAT, Kiki?” “You owe me 10 MISSED TREATS, friend!”

Hera ❤️ | A Very Cute Istanbul Cat 🐈‍⬛ #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catpics #catlover #Blueskyねこ部 #caturday #nature #kittens #catsofistanbul #photography #catsky #istanbul

Just 2 loafers in a sunbeam 😸🌞😸 #Hedgewatch ##KittyLoafMonday

Chair boys

Go fill up tonight, people.

Barts showing off (read: flirting) with his new sitter… 😂

“Kiki, you were ready to BITE! What brought THAT on?” “You bringing your hand near MY mouth, human! A kitty REFLEX!” “No, YOUR reflex! My OTHER cats didn’t do it!” “But they weren’t ME!” “You’d be PERFECT, Kiki…if not for the biting!” “And I AM perfect, human—at making you perfectly MISERABLE!”

These fuckers trying to infiltrate.

Sunday, literally. #CatsOfBluesky #catsky

Hooman bot dog new bed 🙀guess where Lulu is 👍😹😼😹

I hops on kownter I gets skooped I twy agen I skooped agen I jumps up fast And weach da bol Den I gets skooped I has kumplate Agen agen I jump, get skooped But I only wanna see Da speshil noms that Socky has And make shur dat dey safe #Skooped #NoFair #IShudGetToTasteToo

“Human, the alarm’s been on an HOUR!” “Let me SLEEP, Kiki. It’s still DARK!” “But my BREAKFAST!” “You‘ve got KIBBLE!” “THAT ain’t breakfast. WET FOOD’S breakfast!” “I’m CANCELLING breakfast today!” “Then, I cancel SCRITCHING and PETTING, human!” “OK…So, tuna or beef pâté for BREAKFAST, Kiki?”

Gud mornee. Mi sleeb on mombe chest. Den she canna moob. Hehe

Fucking tapper

Waffles is getting ready for a hard day of supervising me while I do chores #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat

Your daily Harry… Harry and Mr Tinker sharing the bed and the breeze from the ceiling fan on a warm, humid afternoon. This is about as close as they get 😊❤️ #DailyHarry #cats #catsofbluesky

Pssst...hey pals, the humans had to speed up their clocks last night. They will be discombobulated for at least a week. This is your chance to get extra breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. Take it! 😸😹 #SpringAhead

“Human, where’s my new fleece RUG?” “It was in the MIDDLE of the floor, Kiki! So I moved it UNDER the coffee table.” “Why would you DO a dirty deed like that?” “I TRIPPED on it! Loose rugs are HAZARDOUS for someone my age…” “Not falling for THAT excuse, human!” “…And I won’t fall EITHER, Kiki!”

Alice is doing a thorough inspection before our morning pawtrol 😸 #Sunday #catsofbluesky

A rare moment when my tow girls - Leia (top) and Sascha (bottom) - are sharing the cat tower ❤️ The morning sun is beautiful today. #DailyHarry #cats #catsofbluesky

Filthy people. Disgusting. Abu Grhaib comes home to roost. You can't reform this. Abolish it, crush it, try these people, shun them.

😺📷 Wochenende #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats

“Human, finished WORKING? I need a CUDDLE!” “Done, Kiki…unless an idea STRIKES me!” “Don’t you DARE! I’ll strike you with my PAW!” “OK…” “Don’t I strike you as CUTE enough to cuddle?” “You just gave me an IDEA!” “Strike THAT idea, human!” “You gave me THREE strikes, Kiki! I’m OUT! No cuddle!”

#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #catsky

Throwback pic for #Caturday: this is Beans. She was my neighbor's fierce, tiny panther who used to amble over to our yard to hang out. She liked to grab a drink and hunt for frogs in our fountain.

A ride in the C-A-R always makes me smile! 😁🐾

As the wax flows, beauty emerges Encaustic Wax #BlueSkyArtShow #Flowing #Scrape #Melting #EncausticWax

Flotey bol Inbizzybil Be hanging on da wall Inside I peek A mousey skweek I diggy out da ball #CheddarPoetry #INotGoInBol #MamaSesItBedBol #ButBolsNotBeds #WatIfIFallsFru #FiggyFolloMeAfterToSeeToo

As is Margo Channing. "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

Oh, the US is bombing Iraq again.

Dear handsome Waffles, what if instead judging you get a nice nap❓😽 Say hello to ig e. pop 😻😻

Khaleesi pleads innocent! #Caturday mercy from thy judgment, Justice Waffles!

Happy #Caturday! One less hour of catnapping tonight!

OMFG

Tofi ❤️ | An Istanbul Cat on the Stairs 🐈‍⬛ #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catpics #catlover #Blueskyねこ部 #caturday #nature #kittens #catsofistanbul #photography #catsky #istanbul

Waffles has arrived for your Caturday Judgment and he is in a MOOD! #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #tripawed #threeleggedcat #caturday

“Kiki, don’t sit on my LAP now! I have to check my BLOOD PRESSURE!” “Human, you said PURRING reduces it!” “But if you’re purring while I check it, that’s CHEATING!” “That’s a RULE?” “Uh…no! I’ll get the MONITOR; you get ready to PURR!” “You’re asking a LOT from me, human!” “No PRESSURE, Kiki!”

Why so early mum 😿 And now she’s telling me it’s all for nothing and she’s in a bad mood. #F1

Mine hooman kleening mine house 🙀founded another water fountain ⛲️ I approved it