For people using a hostile second person voice on here— who is your audience? Who are you talking to? Do you have a bunch of enemy followers?

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

I haven't checked my ex's social media since she dumped at couple's therapy. Proud of myself for that!

Is playing tug of war with a German shepherd strength training?

reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today

Is it a good time to get into the drug smuggling business? Seems like border patrol are busy.

apple tv won't give me a free trial or renew a previous membership! ugh

Apropos of nothing, and nobody asked me anything, but Whipple is the least scariest sounding name I’ve ever heard.

"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest

PSA: everyone saying Whiskey Fridays ironically, be careful it doesn’t start sounding good.

Peanut butter face jelly hands

Saltine one of the first times in my lap I think. It’s still rarish.

People are talking about some British guy but he was venting. And he walked back his statement a bit in a second skeet. id like to go back to fantasizing about it happening.

This is the one for me if they come to my town. Nailed it!

Why are the seats on buses so variable? I feel very cramped today, which is probably why this was the last seat open.

Moved on to blocking people who don’t get that something is a joke. Like I regularly don’t know what the joke is, but I recognize its existence.

I just realized I can't watch videos of citizens standing up to ICE when any of my pets are around because of all the whistles! They get animated to say the least. haha

This is the face of a 90 pound dog who is jealous of a 6 lb cat existing nearby.

Cat pic cause nobody needs or wants takes from me.

Never ever teach the algorithm what you like

Did I post this already? I stg if all you people off work today start ordering online junk and burrito taxis you better not brag about your days off.

I follow a bunch of people apparently from NY, and I can’t decide if I’m grateful they don’t post about WA politics or annoyed. better for Wilson to be ignored by the right wing for sure. 🤞🏼

My housemate who barely has a job, and therefore has about 1000 more hours in the week than me decided to wash the kitchen floor before I got up and made coffee or had breakfast.

Folks unintentionally bragging about having this week off work - better not order anything for delivery unless you tip at holiday levels.

If it got someone out of CECOT they could 100% spend the night at my house. Stephen Miller I'm never inviting over my threshold though

Noooo! Lost power here. I was cooking. I’m so hungry.

Well, I was wrong. There is no 99 number limit on unlistened to voicemails. Just reached 100!

I haven’t checked my basement for water in a week. 🤞🏼

for some reason I thought Reiner was in his 90s, so I saw peoples remembrances and eulogies and my heart was warmed. He was killed?! And not even 80?! This country is just awful. I hate it here.

Sometimes gross ugly weather leads to beautiful things.

Living with a 9 yr old is really putting my last relationship into perspective. I’m so good at this child thing, because I’m used to cleaning up after someone and being talked over.

Jesus, this rain 😱

Wtf are smart appliances for when they don’t connect to the WiFi? This post brought on by my water heater running out last night when it really really shouldn’t, but i don’t know how to set it up.

Why am I up before sunrise?! Because it’s December. It’s not early, its just dark.

I think I’ve finally discovered the limit on unlistened to voicemails. 99!

Trees are confused again

Sleep is the most underrated performance enhancing drug! (heard on a podcast)

If they’re going to hide info about trumps health, why do we even know he had an mri?

ALL you have to do is just not use it, tell these companies you aren't using it, and make fun of people who do. We need a mass collective effort to make genAI extremely uncool, lame, embarrassing, cringe. Everyone needs to react to it with a MOUNTAIN of hostility until they run out of steam.

Just crossing all my fingers & toes hoping that my housemates will leave the house today.

My friends and I had an actual disagreement on thanksgiving. About AI. my only real argument is that there is no use case for it in my life. That surprised my friend who enjoys using it, but it’s true. It’s a lot harder for me to boycott Home Depot right now than ChatGPT.

What roommates do to your German knives

Respectfully, anybody and everybody, why do you check to see if someone has blocked you?

I had what may have been a hot flash. I felt warm, on the edge of uncomfortable, and there wasn’t any clear reason for it.

@sound-transit.bsky.social Why are these portable lights blocking the sidewalk in sodo?

My Star Wars take is that you don’t have to watch bad movies. this is also my MCU take.

Someone tell me what the list says! The number one comedy by variety is the list I mean. I only managed to scroll to 96.

I have seen zero suggestions that the male loneliness epidemic could be cured by adopting dogs!