DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

I re-followed someone cause I couldn’t remember how they annoyed me. It’s reposting every damn post in a thread. That is not how threads work!

Orange and white cats squaring off, mines on the left being a bully.

I have an expensive bottle of champs for one reason, but I have a chilled cheaper bottle and I could crack that if we got confirmation of a number of events!

Rigor tortoise 🐢

Substack is a blogging website that doesn’t let you read the blogs! Bring back 2010 please.

nobody in my life roots against me!

Here’s my 4th plans

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Just blocked 2 accounts for being annoying and I think they were the same person. I suppose that means they were bots.

It's pretty cool that we live in a world where Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke are still alive.

Watching Europeans enjoying American culture (ranch dressing and fried chicken) is one of those little joys we’re all supposed to be celebrating, dontchaknow

So if website statistics show how long I’ve been on the site, and how far I read, do they also show that I closed the tab because when I clicked on pause the autoplay ad, the volume turned on? Because I’m noping out of there ever time!

Why did my mortgage company send me an entire 3 min video about the slight change in my payment due to escrow adjustments? They could've just emailed me the number and I'd be good.

Lot of things going on aren't any of my business

I’ve never been to Culver’s. This one is only 8 hours away.

I started following authors I have read or intend to read, and now all I want to do is buy books, but I have $1.50 in savings so I can't. Mistakes have been made.

I got Mamdani, yay! 50/50 Doomer vs Hopepill, lol. That sounds right. I probably block popups or something cause there wasn't a share results button.

It was a primary in one city! A big city, I know, but come on!

Got this email from instagram. I recently deleted it from my phone, but haven’t closed the account yet. Hmmm

To everyone who posted Bye to Carville without including the link, I thought he died! Imagine my relief as I scrolled down 🙄

In addition to the criticism others have, MAGA won! And so did the tea party.

holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly

But for real, fuck geese.

Why don’t gift links work anymore! I’m not gonna sign in again to WaPo even with a free account.

I really hate that we picked they/them as identity pronouns. Language needs a neutral pronoun! Now trying to be respectful can be seen as misgendering or degendering — a term I just saw which prompted this post.

I appreciate how people are conducting themselves here

joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them

Happy Flag Day

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

Here I go again on my phone

Someone tell me it’s a good move to call off work tomorrow. I don’t wanna go.

My take for today: people should put their age in their bios. I’m not arguing with someone young enough to actually be in feminism 101.

We're all speculating about when It Will Happen and I'm just saying it's my birthday on Monday and

The only people I see using "sportsball" as a term anymore are ragging on people supposedly using it. maybe it's cause i'm a small account

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets. Abolish ICE.

Don’t anyone dare post photos of people working and celebrating at the same time! Plausible deniability until clocking out!

Cyrus the dog refusing to use his bed properly. Perhaps it’s a foot too far from me.

If your Legal Theory leads you to the same outcome a Jim Crow segregationist would want, you’re just a segregationist with a fancy degree. It’s that simple.

“Fucks only the young “ is gross, but the man is only 38!

Are they still wearing the too-big shoes?

WHO CARES

I did this on the phone at the same time this poster was posting. lol

VC Andrews keeps being brought up as pivotal to Gen X reading background, but I’ve just remembered about Lois Duncan! Mustn’t forget her work.