Million Dollar Idea: Re-air Mad Men, but replace Jon Hamm with Tim Robinson

Well, I just had a band practice ahead of my band’s final show on Sunday. John Munson and I are singing together on an R.E.M. song. Come to the show and hear it/us.

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

This was after Colbert was canceled. Which was two months ago.

now is the time for every media personality to stand up and speak out, because what this shows is that nothing will save you they’re coming for all of you, unless you’re a true believer your days are numbered and your bosses are eager to comply do something you can be proud of on your way out

Holy shit did you guys know the homeless people are…people?! Capable of complex thought and feeling?! Imagine if they had any rights or help or non-homeless people who cared!

Social media mostly kills morale.

JON KARL: What do you make of Pam Bondi saying she's gonna go after hate speech? A lot of your allies say hate speech is free speech TRUMP: We'll probably go after people like you because you treat me so unfairly. You have a lot of hate in your hate. Maybe they'll have to go after you.

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

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“I suffered and so must you” seems to be at the core of so many of these people and their followers.

I've been waiting for a good context to drop this one but who cares just throwing it out there

They’re gonna know

This was my first car when I got my license and it fucking ruled. The little flip up headlights were so fun, “Go Go Gadget headlights!”

Absolute trash game and I still love it to this day

The White House Press Secretary, the official spokesperson for the Trump administration, told reporters in an official briefing that the president wants to invade "every Democrat-run city" with troops. Any media still pretending that this is about "crime" is making a conscious choice to lie to you.

On this day in 2017, Special Agent Tamara Preston submitted her follow-up report regarding The Dossier to Deputy Director Gordon Cole #TwinPeaks #ThisDayInTwinPeaks #MarkFrost @markfrost.bsky.social ☕️🦉🍩🥧🌲🚦🌄

“This is not normal” is a weird thing to say about things that keep happening over and over again with zero pushback If a thing keeps happening and nobody does anything about it, I’d call that normal

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

I cannot express how fucked up it is that middle school students walked out of school to walk to the site of a school shooting. Our leaders have failed them

My father was Father Time you sonuvabitch

Sesame Street will be putting a huge collection of episodes on YouTube starting in January 2026 This is a fantastic way to educate children It’s a form of resistance. Shows like Sesame Street teach love, tolerance, acceptance & more. These lessons are crucial for the long fight ahead.

“Embrace the suck” said from a position of privilege, very “let them eat cake”

when Reese Witherspoon says "you can be sad and lament it all you want but the change is here" she's saying people shouldn't be sad their jobs & livelihoods will be taken away from them in order to benefit some of the richest scumbags in Hollywood, & that they shouldn't resist it

Its yearly haul of billions in dark and soft money is entirely predicated on the Dem Party staying asleep. It’s mathematically impossible for the party to wake up. Or allow reformers to have a voice in the Party. They can only pretend and deal in optics.

Can’t be said enough 🧐

oh good, gifs now work here

The anti-depressants are very effective against my depression. Shit like this? Very very bad for it.

Hi, world. America landed on the moon. We invented jazz and rock & roll and The Simpsons. We innovate and lead. That’s who we are! And if any of you were trying to think of ways to destroy America and kill us all? WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT TOO! DON’T BOTHER! WE GOT THIS!

which is true? who can say, we're just a news outlet

Everyday I think about how this guy personally is responsible for ruining the lives of millions of people around the country and world.

Ted Cruz making fat jokes while embracing that body skimming close up and rockin the ambiguous neck beard

"I never understand this. Either God gives a shit or He doesn’t - I shouldn’t have to intervene and be like, ‘Yo, dude, do your job!’" (Steve) "God shouldn’t have to hear it from the crowd like Hulk Hogan." -It's a Wonderful Life

remember when Ted Cruz ate a booger that fell into his mouth on live TV

It's tragic that people are so unfamiliar with reading, they think it is "performative" to read a book in public.

I dunno, if you can’t even find common ground with them on the “pedophiles are bad” issue, maybe they just aren’t fucking interested in meeting in the middle on anything

Absolute trash and I loved it