That + 6 accounts on polymarket made around $1 million in profit by betting on the US to strike Iran by Feb. 28. Accounts were all freshly created in Feb and had only ever placed bets on this bloom.bg/3ORPnBo

I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments.

they murder children like it's a video game because someone told them to

Thinking of all those kids with magnifying glasses out frying helpless ants on a sunny day

Khamenei’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

If we're going to be talking about the end times theology of various US government officials, it's worth mentioning that in addition to the Left Behind-style apocalyptic theology, people like Hegseth likely see their job as ushering in the Kingdom of God on earth, no apocalypses needed.

I am Jack's total lack of surprise #tech #crypto #bitcoin #epstein www.theverge.com/tech/885252/...

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

nobody loves trump more than democrat politicians, he's doing all the things they benefit from personally but aren't supposed to admit they support (starting world war 3)

if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors

The moment a US sailor in Bahrain realized the other side has missiles too. Another angle of the US 5th fleet getting hit by Iran. “Haha … oh shit!”

Iran confirms targeting US bases across the Middle East.

aged like milk

Actual leaked footage from the The USS Gerald R Ford in the Persian Gulf www.firstpost.com/explainers/u...

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

my new lite-conspiracy theory slash predicting-the-future hottake: they're gon keep releasing the #Epsteinfiles in dribs and drabs for years to psychologically Chinese-water-torture us into hopelessness and/or insanity so we'll just give up

Uhhhhh

after re-reading Project Hail Mary a bajillion times,I had a thought: if we met aliens and had to show examples of our culture, everything we'd show them would be stuff that capitalism says is unimportant / unworthy of a wage: Art, music, classical literature, philosophy, sports. 🧵

you know who's not in the #epsteinfiles?

#discord #privacy

imagine trying to explain this to a medieval peasant

see also: even a broken clock is correct twice a day, etc

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

just hypothetically etc

"Florida official Anders Urbom criticized ICE and Trump supporters during a public meeting in a heated rant." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Here I thought “Democracy dies in darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a business plan

could we fucking not. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/fbi-i...