chopping all my hair off and telling the guy at the menards paint counter that “I dont normally look like this”

Tomato in Shell 🍅🐚

Married

Kittie Heaven 😇

ozark mountain eclipse

chef living up to her name

northern lights boy // northern lights cow

@kelsey.bsky.social has been trying to convince our cats that danny devito is their father by repeatedly pointing to this pillow and saying “papa”

@dholms.xyz when mosey into his office while working

6in Italian herb and cheese with roast beef bacon onion provolone then toasted; lettuce, spinach, jalapeños, cucumber, pickles ONE tomato slice. Salt pepper oregano. I will send it back.

no one talks about how buying a watermelon is one of the most luxurious things someone in their 20s can do

everybody's got that playlist guaranteed to set the mood 😏

calling up social security just for ambience to get deep work done hanging up the second they pick up

Chef leans casually on a Toe for extra cozy support 💗

Fireflies xkcd.com/2802

does relaxing stuff to relax gf does stressful stuff to relax bf

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

I am, what like to call, a “sustenance meal” cook. Meaning I usually just make sure a meal has protein, carb, fat. Even if it looks or tastes a bit wonky. @dholms.xyz on the other hand is a “recipe meal” cook. He likes to make his signature recipes and try out new ones often.

i think i read this one tbh

now that there’s some distance I can finally admit, I was an animorph when I was a kid. I don’t like to talk about it because I got stuck as a turtle for 3 years

reading baudrillard to kitty as she eats alone because we had to separate her from the other kitty cause she was eating his food & getting chubby

first ever brisket while fire fighting the scaling issues

hangin w cows today

Shippin new algos -> grillin chicken Happy Friday everybody

I am a strong independent man that doesn’t needs to use any of the space in my gf’s checked bag

Nathan4me 😍

What would lord Farquad do?

gm skyline

Sitting around a campfire with the creator of blue sky, is this nepotism?

Smol Flwr 🌸

Only following back 10% of the folks following me? Possibly my biggest flex ever 🙏🏼

I have been growing things & it feels good ☘️🌳🌼

Dev Erotica 💗💗💗

The Superior Mushroom of all other Mushrooms, Morels. Don’t @ me 😤😤😤

me: our server handled 1.5 million requests in the last 2 hrs @kelsey.bsky.social: remember when people use to send letter?

Drawing frogs tonight

Pink flowering dogwood in my backyard has reached maximum glory.

Chef 👩‍🍳

If anyone wants a snapshot of what Missouri is like, this is it.