This is endless source of giggles right here www.instagram.com/reel/DOMgGA6...

ouch 😣 it hurts

I’m on hydrocodone!!!!! I disclocooted my shoulder last night!!!

I am counting down the days until ski season opens! Perfect timing that I dislocated my shoulder, so I can heal before ski season wooooo! 🥰🤪

not to brag, but I can to 100k fall damage in Skyrim

I rly love that I accidentally deleted my distraction project draft what a gal way to return brain to sender way to be: accidental accountable way to oops hehe into ✨integrity✨ yeah! 👍

radical deletes!!!!

I’m enlightened I think this is the pinnacle I have cured my own ADD by using ADD to cure my ADD 😎

Dang im good at career stuff bc i deleted my own distraction plan and am back on track bc now I have time to work on the big ambiguity project I had been finding creative ways to keep avoiding 🕶️ 🕶️ 🕶️ 😎

How did I do such dumb? Oh who cares. I change my mind about this research paper. It’s too early to drop one of those. Nc then they will say ‘do more’! That cost u extra 💅🥟🥟 Put the money in my bank Prime Now 2 hour delivery PRIME BEFORE PRIME PUT IT IN MY HAND B4 I WANT IT PRIME NOW

consider me for doer of things!

You know it’s time to log off when you’ve written an abstract summary twice, and managed to lose both drafts in brain do dumbdumb ooh! 🙂‍↔️🍒📑☑️☑️ cmd+c (forget to paste in md file) cmd+c (forget to paste that too) Ah let me start one of the tables quick prep! (many keyboarding) cmd+v cmd+v 🤔 😐 😑🚮

dead programs tell no lies 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

anyway, time to roast more people in game chat I’ll have to figure out my life’s legacy during normal business hours

I think you guys get the gist of the lesson here right? Anyway, thinking of giving my dad an update on my online *legacy* 😇 “lmao” “plz rush!” (Every Rx refill, MyChart) Me committed to a bit Debating w/ strangers Proving I’m right in fancier words (🙄) “whatever dude” (online chess game chat)

Growing up in the 2000’s, my dad gave me all kinds of moral advice. Here’s a classic *thought exercise* from my dad’s repertoire: * Imagine that everything you say in life will be magically published in a book for anyone to read. What would readers learn about you in the lens of your quotes? *

Despite the beautiful simplicity this encryption method is in theory, I’m stuck for 2 reasons: 1. I can’t say 2. I signed an NDA 🕶️😎🕶️😎🕶️😎

#nuclear medicine is such a WILD concept (to my humble, nonmedical, engineer’s) mind) DYK that if a person undergoes certain nuclear treatments (e.g. RAI), the patient may have to isolate for 3-7 days..BC …their body *leaks* RADIATION!! ☢️ IKR?! In this context, one temp. becomes radioactive!! 🤯

I’m done ranting on Slack for the day 😇

Not to brag but I’m in bed before 9pm hehe haha hooheeheha

I hope everyone is super cozy tonight 🏡

Harry Potter fans WYA?

update on my mechanical keyboard: I have superglued and fixed my broken E keycap 💅

I got my Covid and flu shots today! So I will be staying home tomorrow and playing Hogwarts Legacy ☺️💉💉⏱️

After spending 5 years working on this, I’ve perfected my pollo con mole recipe! I can say with pride that my tacos are the best anyone will ever have 🥰

Autumn reading

confirmed homicide outside my apartment last night I’m going to need my emotional support noodles today

wow police and ambulance came there is a crowd

I just heard 9 gunshots outside my apartment on Capitol Hill, like REALLY close by wow 😮

being able to do math in Notes is a top tier iOS feature, well done Apple

waiting on ski season to start 🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿🚠🎿

I gave the goroutine some L-Theanine, so now it shouldn’t over panic

Good news:

Adding a pipe and xargs to every ls/find command bc i’m a team player 🤠

0 days since Azure capacity issues

Tip of the day: If you’re looking to add Azure dv5 or dsv5 VMs select any other region that is not US EAST. Respectfully, Virginia/Atlanta is out of capacity for this VM series. Out of capacity means the club is full (go somewhere else!) Hardware doesn’t grow on trees

long live the bbq grill, ily

JSON and the arguments 🥁 #greekmythology get it 🫠

lol 😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMBYCghn/

I’ll watch anything pt. 2: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMkt1Trd/

I’ll watch anything youtube.com/shorts/g9r6y...

computer. increase dinner chicken

me watching any video from Veritasium: 👁️👄👁️ youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...

I’m Korean, of course I have rice with breakfast everyday

feeling very supported today, so nice 😊

I’ve hit a PR keyboard today: I’ve worn out my 1st key cap thingy and tonight I will learn how to fix the thingymaboober for “E” Never done that b4😅 It’s the first “cool” mechanical keyboard I’ve ever owned (BT,RBG lights) Keebs was a bday gift same year I got my 1st big girl job. Tempus fugit!

#vibecoders with no prior dev experience: • easily impressed w programs that contain large amounts of code • lack understanding that every decision comes with a cost • strive to create large abstractions in codebase • forget that hardware is the platform • don’t know how to use Git 🌶️🌶️🌶️

do I start learning Rust now or wait until I’m further along with learning Go 🫥

dear wallet money, go big boom now

computer. increase breakfast potato