Checking in on BlueSky

Me: “There's a land that's fair and bright Where the handouts grow on bushes And you sleep out every night Where the boxcars all are empty And the sun shines every day On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees The lemonade springs, where the bluebird sings” my barber: "say no more fam"

The “fadeaway” illustrations of Clarence Coles Phillips.

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Wishing you a relaxed weekend

Good morning

American tourists

Sleeping bunny.

Good morning

Life imitates art.

Slinky cats

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Good morning

Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle,

Good morning

🟪 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘵. Subscribe to 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙩 and get access to 122 posts featuring mild Dad joke puns and pareidolia.

When you got dumped but you’ve come to peace with it

Good morning

“There’s no safe I can’t crack”

Good morning

The good news is that I found something within our budget.

𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵

Good morning

“I want to get know the real you” “No no not like that”

Good afternoon.

It’s never to early to start

Kate Bush. 1979.

“Fly, you fools!”

Frustrated by how many bugs my posts have.

“His looks are from 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 side of the family”

Is it too late for coffee?

Online dating

crushed ²

Good morning.

𝘐 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘺.

When your favorite celebrity joins Bluesky

𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖

When you’re sorted into the wrong Bluesky cluster

𝘐𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴; 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴. —Terry Pratchett

is…is that an updog

MSAECHUBAETS: From the Algonquin word "Mss-aechu-bes-et," meaning "rude-drivers-small-place,” possibly for the roads around Boston as seen from the bay.

Talonted

Don’t touch it. You don’t want to know where it’s been, kitty.

Gifs that are not gifs.

Mooo

Catsadillas

There is a deep satisfaction in carrying a sleeping toddler from car to bed without her stirring.

This a band and its first album cover. They just need a band name and an album name. What do you suggest?

Me and the people I’ve invited to Bluesky (I’m on the far left)