Dudes( old guys) who mouth breathe super hard at the urinal gross me the fuck out.

On sabbatical

Sabrina carpenter is a jezebel

I used to be a liberal, but then they just got too radical and I stayed right where I was

If you didn’t work out today you’re a failure!

Common sense> college degree

How can global warming be real if it’s snowing right now, shouldn’t it be to hot to snow?

If a album has over 12 tracks, I don’t wanna hear it

12

Robin Williams is not funny

If you Elon Musk can do for Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare that he’s done with Twitter I can retire when I’m 50 but I wouldn’t because I love to work so much #noonewantstowork

This platform is dead

Guy at gym “long story short the mother of that family dies Sunday and we are headed into the playoffs.”

With all this hate going around I just wanna be on the record and say I fucking love my private healthcare insurance that’s tied to my employment. They keep me honest. I would just be going to the doctor all the time and sitting on the couch.

Flavor flav has an account!?!?… wooooowwwwww!

The highly contagious and newly married Jana Davis got me sick, I call it the wife flu virus. Sad.

Married

#RFK has a face like a burlap sack

Wow over the past 15 days this app has been working flawlessly and I haven’t been inundated with continual racial slurs. It’s been awesome. Maybe this app will make it!

Just got to Chicago,…. So much crime.

Can we get video?

I recently(Thursday) got a @ninja creami and since then I’ve made over 240 oz of #icecream. This is the most revolutionary product since the combustion engine!

I officially endorse Jim Arnot for Greene county sheriff.

Witch Hunt!!!!

Sad

Dark day in history, Lincoln(a republican) is turning over in his grave.

I swear homeless people have the best trained dogs…. Should be illegal to be homeless though

Hyvee is a dinks paradise

Bluesky please wish my dog Roman( a good boy) a happy bday also keep focus of what’s in front of you today(not the hype).

Traffic is nuts right now. All these people are coming in from California to see the damn eclipse.

Nobody: Ron Hearst: SeEk sHelTer NoW!😱😱😱 The Doppler:

I’m voting Biden

He had risen!! godblesstheusabible.com

If this is supposed to be a “transparent” social media company with “protocols”, why didn’t they tell us about the company retreat hosted by the NSA and Halliburton? 🤔

Used a straight razor for the first time tonight, cut the shit out of myself( several times ) and It burns severely, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t the closest shave I’ve ever had.

Omg top gun 2 so much better than dune 1&2

Like what is a woman anyway?

AsI scrub my fiancés peanut butter out the sink(daily) I am reminded of George Washington Carver(who by the way had a really high pitched voice..trans?) and how none one my friends have wished he a happy black history month.One of which wouldn’t surprise blusky at all, another isa current DEIcnslmn

Ann frank would have been a beiliber #thatsreal

I’ve been mistaken for Donald and Danny glover

How are the roads?

This mornings cooking segment on @fox2ozarks featured an unsophisticated pasta con broccoli with even worse conversation #whyisthisnews

Im way more flexible than Jana

Social security, gun control, drug control, birth control. How about self control and discipline and God!? #getajobandfamilyandfaith

My fiancé thinks that there is a scenario where our kid comes out white, boy I sure hope so!

Fuck you, Nicki Minaj you have no right

All I want to eat lately is Rocco’s pizza

Thinking about making croissants next weekend

Why tf can’t I buy a loosie from the gas station?

Attempt 200 on donuts, best batch yet. Sourdough+mashed potatoes