Xavier Velasquez
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Your old pal. He/Him.
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Counterpoint: no it isn’t.
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Ty Taylor
about 18 hours ago
I've been running
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for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉
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Thanks, Donald.
about 18 hours ago
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Kashana
about 19 hours ago
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
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Damn, girl. When the transition paralysis hits and you’ve lost 30 minutes to fuck knows what. Brains are dumb.
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Rob Delaney
about 20 hours ago
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵
about 22 hours ago
Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing
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Brian Tyler Cohen
about 22 hours ago
Costco is now demanding that Trump pay them back for his tariffs so they can refund all of their customers.
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Costco CEO says any tariff refunds it gets will flow back to members through 'lower prices and better values'
Costco challenges the US government over IEEPA tariffs, with CEO Ron Vachris pledging to pass refund benefits to members.
https://www.businessinsider.com/costco-ceo-tariff-refunds-members-2026-3
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
about 24 hours ago
I firmly disagree with this, not vaccinating your children is profoundly anti-social, we should not excuse anti-social behavior or, assuming that people are of sound mind, be sympathetic to it. There are guidelines that you can read, your child has a pediatrician much smarter than you, that's it.
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Garrett M. Graff
about 23 hours ago
Weird chart. What happened in 2025 in the US? Did political leadership change and then start systematically dismantling education, science, health care, and government, levying arbitrary tariffs, randomly attacking major US cities, and destroying the economy? Just asking.
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Kai Ryssdal
about 23 hours ago
The Trump administration took your money illegally. They won’t give it back.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
1 day ago
Issa recession.
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Good luck everyone!
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about 23 hours ago
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Congrats on a great launch Marathon team! I'm really enjoying getting killed on Tau Ceti IV over and over and over again.
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Miss Blue
1 day ago
Trobs is a dear friend and excellent musician. Give this very personal and very real track of his a listen. 💙
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Without any shred of irony, this is her last public speech, hopefully forever. Inshallah.
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2 days ago
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Ian Boudreau
2 days ago
This is what heroin must feel like
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Governor JB Pritzker
2 days ago
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
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Tim Onion
2 days ago
hahahahahahaha
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erika warrens 🖤 king's road adjacent
3 days ago
what's that? don't like seeing your legal name on government documents? would rather it be your preferred name? huh. huh huh huh.
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GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
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3 days ago
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Andrea Pitzer
3 days ago
Area Dog is having a very good dream.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
3 days ago
According to no history book ever we should certainly trust that our sensitive health data will be safe and free and accessible only to us and not at all shared or monetized or weaponized for profit. So sure this is all really good.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
3 days ago
Because if there is one thing we have learned it’s that — let me scan the lecture notes — platforms are very safe and good for vulnerable populations’ wellbeing and safety.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
3 days ago
If you think this is accessibility technology then Godspeed to you.
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Katelyn Burns
3 days ago
Me to the careers of anti-trans Dems:
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Vaquera Elisa
4 days ago
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Laura Jedeed
4 days ago
Thom Tillis is threatening to use procedural moves to shut down every Senate committe he's involved in if Kristi Noem does not respond to his inquiry This is something the Democrats could have done at any point during the last 14 months, but chose not to
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I told my partner I wanted just one mandoo with our ramen tonight. She gave me two mandoos and called it, “man-dos.” 🥟🥟
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Aaron Rupar
5 days ago
kind of astounding to consider that Trump won the 2024 election to a significant extent because Biden's support for Israel became so politically toxic, then he decided a good governing strategy would be to become full on a client state of Israel
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A fitting end to a magical season at McKale Center. BIG-12 regular season champions!
#BearDown
#BTFD
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
They're calling it SuperBenghazi.
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We are going to need a committee investigation, five years of Benghazi style hearings, and at least one Hollywood movie made about this fuckshit.
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5 days ago
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Traditional Godzilla Violence
5 days ago
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Y'all should watch this, it's beautiful.
youtu.be/dV_2CEa6Bbs
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Harrison Ford: Life Achievement Award Acceptance Speech | 32nd Annual Actor Awards
YouTube video by Netflix
https://youtu.be/dV_2CEa6Bbs
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Mina Kimes
5 days ago
New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)
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The Onion
5 days ago
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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dan sinker
5 days ago
Since it seems like we're on newspaper opinion section discourse again: They are a vestigial limb of a time that's long over. Opinion is *everywhere* now, the water we all swim in. And, frankly, we've become so media illiterate now that opinion's existence does lasting harm to the reporting work.
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Emily
5 days ago
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Dan Izzo
5 days ago
Uh no...we definitely realize it.
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In light of the _good news_ today, we must share the video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
Congrats to these two!
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Tommy Siegel
6 days ago
feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason
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Erin Fogg says Free Link
6 days ago
There's hundreds of elementary and middle and high schools on US military bases all over the world which are, to hear it from way too many Americans, also valid military targets
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Kat Abughazaleh
6 days ago
Reports indicate at least 100 children have already been killed in strikes on schools. That is unconscionable. Three U.S. service members are dead as a result of this entirely preventable war of choice. The blood of these service members, these children, and every civilian rests in Trump’s hands.
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US military says three of its troops killed in first Iran operation casualties
Three U.S. service members have been killed and another five have been seriously wounded, in the first casualties of the unfolding U.S. operations against Iran, the U.S. military said on Sunday.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us-military-says-three-its-service-members-killed-iran-operation-2026-03-01/
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Kelsey Hightower
6 days ago
We should have never legitimized gambling or outsourced our thinking.
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adamatomic
6 days ago
i think ive paid gabe newell more from the proceeds of my games than i've paid the government, but gabe doesn't pave my roads or fund my schools or feed the kids in my community probably a few overdue conversations to be had about maybe paying less gabes before we pay less taxes or something
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Karlito P
6 days ago
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
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The United States?
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