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Nothing beats good people with beautiful souls

This is a fair question.

If you can see this, post a beach from your gallery

eye contact that sets your soul on fire

Everything that drowned me, taught me how to swim ….

Stress is caused by giving a fuck ….. 💯 do not recommend

I don't fear commitment, i fear being made to feel like a fool

Me: Have you thought about your actions, and how they may impact others? My dog: barks louder, indicating she has and also does not give AF

I'm at my best on quiet mornings when my hair is still wild

Get you those wind-chimes made of bone that scream.

you’re only as good as your worst performance, remember that

I'll only ever be above you in the bedroom

I didn't know you could swear on here, what the Fuck

Too exhausted to fly

My spirit animal is any animal that doesn’t have to go to work today

Babe, get out the dino nuggets We have guests

Christmas eve 🎄🤍🎄

I just did a forty minute meditation and then ate 12 chicken McNuggets. I feel like that’s pretty much all you need to know about me.

If coffee doesn't help, I am run out of ideas.

I used to take Home Depot pencils because I thought they were free. Now I just steal them

It's combine all of the nearly empty boxes of pasta for dinner night!

Drop something blue from your gallery

I laugh at all the guys online who think they would date me. I really am a nightmare.

Feeling all warm and fuzzy and it's kinda gross tbh

Just a reminder during this holiday season, fam. When you absolutely know holiday gathering is going to be miserable, there's always cocaine.

Everything will kill you so choose something fun..