Husband: 'Why don't you put on that "little table" concert?' Me: *puts on Tiny Desk on YouTube*

"One must imagine Sisyphus happy" - Albert Camus, 1942 "Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about what's waiting on the other side It's the climb" - Miley Cyrus, 2009

All I want for Christmas is for LinkedIn AI Bros to stop posting grandiose nonsense that I will then have to explain to execs.

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.

Image SEO in 2026 is about machine readability. FDA font sizes (0.9mm) fail AI OCR. Glossy packaging causes data hallucinations. Weird facial expressions = unreliable sentiment scores. I have some thoughts and advice here:

More great research from Chris!! Love the idea of ngramming fan outs to find themes, tracking this over time could prove useful / interesting. nectivdigital.com/new-data-stu...

BELIEVE WOMEN

The guy from the stall said "oh, you're back!"

"...Soelberg did not turn violent until ChatGPT became his sole confidant, validating a wide range of wild conspiracies..." DEAR GOD. h/t @not-a-robot.com arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

It's nearly two weeks til new year! Don't be that sucker editing all your footers at midnight. Set it automatically with the power of ✨AI✨

This is the best sleep I have had since becoming a mum, so I am 100% bragging about it. I woke up so well rested and so happy.

Good news of the day: I don't have cancer.

Most SEOs don’t lose trust because their ideas are bad. They lose it because they can’t prove they work. Close the “Prove-It" Gap by running tests, showing evidence, and documenting results. Evidence builds trust. Guessing destroys it.

Google is still working on the next core update - it should be soon but when is soon is the big question www.seroundtable.com/google-core-... via @johnmu.com

my kid got sick and then so did I: a parenting story

Am I missing something or is this a huge mistake on a BBC headline?

"Today, we are excited to announce a new experiment in Search Console that offers site owners a unified view of their Google Search performance across their websites and social channels. " developers.google.com/search/blog/...

Love this experiment! 1. Can we measure how dense in meaning a piece of content is using AI? 2. I like using Time-To-Value as a metric. How long foes the user have to read for us to deliver on the promise of value made in the headline or SEO title?

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A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.

Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/

Today's pottery adventures! Which one is your fave?

This surprises no one.

Whoa - Google Search Central added an LLMs.txt file to its portal www.seroundtable.com/google-adds-... via @lidia-infante.com with a response from @johnmu.com #google #seo #llmstxt

@johnmu.com Is this an endorsement of llms.txt or are you trolling us, John? 😅 developers.google.com/search/docs/...

What a bunch of shady creepers.

Glazed and ready for the kiln! 4 mugs, a pencil holder, a mortar and pestle and a berry bowl. I've used blue underglaze to create Mediteranean-style patterns. We shall see how these come out!

IT'S ADVENT CALENDAR SEASON LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's December 1st, which means that throughout the entire month you should reserve 5-10 minutes every day to read a fantastic article about HTML. ❤️‍🔥 Check out what's hidden behind the first door. htmhell.dev/adventcalendar

TIL Wikipedia moved to shared desktop/mobile website URL pattern, no more m-dot URLs. If you're curious about the behind-the-scenes work (site migrations! everybody's favorite, right?!): www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Request... www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Request... techblog.wikimedia.org/2025/11/21/u...

Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.

@profanity.accountant Please?

"Who's Madeline?"

Stranger Things is the new Glee

"Smash!" yelled at me by a random druk girl on a night out in Brighton

Hi @johnmu.com! Is this still the advice re:Org Schema? www.seroundtable.com/google-avoid...

Say it with me: "Food preferences are not dietary requirements." If you don't like beef don't eat it Karen, don't make the kitchen treat it like an allergy.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

There is no congruent way to look at generative AI and think “this is the future.” The most well known fact about it is that it messes up all the time, the next being that it loses lots of money.

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Caught Gemini 3 fabricating its fan-out queries. dejan.ai/blog/gemini-...

Today's pottery adventures ❤️

I love my blog

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

Sheer cruelty on display in the Home Secretary's proposed new asylum laws, which could see refugee families with children suddenly uprooted and deported after spending years rebuilding their lives in Britain. Shameful capitulation to Reform's agenda at the expense of the most vulnerable.

If I was a recipe creator in the US right now I'd be making content about tariff-proof meals.

TechSEO North is hosting its first in-person event in Manchester City Centre, scheduled for February next year. This is your chance to connect with like-minded professionals, share insights, and celebrate the incredible talent within the technical SEO community. www.linkedin.com/company/tech...

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