Thanks for the hospitality, NYC! We'll be back in July 2026.

Trump: "It's because I wasn't on the ballot!" Bro, hate to break it to you, but you're not on the ballot next year, either. Buckle up, chucklefuck.

I'm no expert on NYC politics, but I can do math -- if every single Sliwa and Adams supporter had voted for Cuomo (which is extremely unlikely), Mamdani still would've won by 2 full percentage points.

I'm just now realizing (don't know how I didn't put 2+2 together) that tomorrow is going to be a wild day to fly to NYC.

When the vast majority of warnings from Trump critics came true, there were no apologies from Trump supporters. When the vast majority of fear-mongering about Mamdani fizzles out, there will be no apologies from Trump supporters. There's no "I told you so" -- there's only winning elections.

You literally can't be in optimal physical health every single day. That defies biology and the definition of "optimal." The lies are just so pointlessly dumb.

Pretty excited about my MozCon NYC presentation (I'll see some of you Thursday) -- did a ton of research on Web Guide since MozCon London and have developed a fan-out taxonomy for turning keywords/questions into complex journeys.

Let's meet in the middle and fine Sean Dunn $10 for wasting a perfectly good sandwich.

We don't talk enough about the overlap of "Putin and Xi Jinping are strong, smart leaders!" and "Mamdani is a Socialist!" in GOP talking points.

"Transgender for everybody" -- sounds good. Do we, like, each get a transgender person? Do I have to pick just one? I mean, a lot of you seem pretty cool. I don't want to single anyone out. Is it like a Big Brother / Big Sister program? Can I take you to Six Flags and stuff?

I'd like our country to be run by a person who doesn't have to be praised every time he makes a poopoo on the potty. That interview transcript is just stream-of-consciousness narcissism, and he's constantly rewarded every day for his ignorance and ego. It makes me sick.

Trump praises the pilots who flew 37 hours to bomb Iran's nuclear program, but then has to tell us that he's actually flown 42 hours over the past 3 days (in the most expensive flying office suite in the world):

I used to think that whole insane asylum vs. political asylum confusion was a conspiracy theory, but it's plainer every day -- and pretty plain in the 60 Minutes interview -- that Trump definitely thinks they're the same thing and not a single person has bothered to correct him.

Wow, Trump blamed Ukraine on Biden sending weapons *but* then took credit for how great the weapons were (because he rebuilt the entirely military during his first term, apparently) *but* then blamed those great weapons -- which he made great -- for prolonging the war.

Nobody had ever thought of making electricity.

My favorite part of cleaning the garage is the three days after where you constantly feel like spiders are crawling on you.

Waiting in line for Rakshasa ...

When I say "I have a conflict with this meeting" I do not mean that I have another meeting at the same time. What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.

About 27 trick-or-treaters in, and finally had our first Rumi. Will we get a Zoey or maybe a Saja Boy?

Corporate informs me that it's time to add one more "!" to my password, which will definitely make it impervious to hackers.

Warning: this may be too frightening for my more sensitive viewers.

You ever watch pharma commercials (i.e. the same pharma commercial 17 times in a row on Netflix) and think you could write better drug names by throwing your wireless keyboard down the stairs?

Not sure the full context, but the segue from "All the other crazy stuff that they claim" to Brooke Rollins speaking is perfect. It's not a cult.

Wait, actual accountability? If only there were some group of people in our own government who could learn from this.

You know you've been married a while when you can make an analogy like "OpenAI is just a store full of rotisserie chickens" and your partner immediately understands it.

Did anyone see much about this story on social media? Not to jump to conspiracy theories, but "bad fuel", really? www.military.com/daily-news/2...

Translation: "Many kids with autism had moms who took Tylenol during pregnancy. Also, many kids *without* autism had moms who took Tylenol during pregnancy."

Imagine MSM headlines like "Cuomo Eats Pastrami Sandwich With His Hands" or "Sliwa Claims His 'Pop Pop' Served in WWII, But Records Indicate It Was Actually His Grandfather," and you'll realize how the Mamdani headlines are based on nothing but fanning the flames of racism and xenophobia.

Worrying about inflation 3 years from now or something is literally the point of the Federal Reserve. This maniac just wants to ride a wave of economic delusion.

As always, follow the money ...

Call me a raging liberal, but I feel like maybe the Secretary of Transportation should be unequivocally in favor of public transportation. Or, I don't know, get another job.

If you care about me at all, please do me one favor. If I ever get so full of myself that I decide to make my own encyclopedia about how great I am, and I call it something idiotic like "Grokipedia," then please rent a donkey, bring it to my house, and have it kick me square in the nuts.

I doubt she spent much actual time there, but have any reporters asked Melania how she feels about Trump bulldozing her office?

Normalizing and enabling the mad king.

Three guesses who wrote this piece (you might only need one if you know the NYT Opinion writers):

Trump's gonna invade Venezuela to distract from the East Wing blowback, isn't he? I wish that felt like a conspiracy theory and not extremely likely.

We're arguing this week about whether the demolition of the East Wing is a big deal or unprecedented or whether it's an 8 or 9 on the outrage scale, and meanwhile it's just gone. He tore it out in 2-3 (?) days, and that's insane and unchangeable.

13-yo and I made a LEGO dice tower this week, and instead of trying to force it into some vision I had in my head, I took a breath and let him call the shots and just had fun spending an hour together.

My phone just said there's a "Freeze warning" tonight, and I guess I'll see you all in April.

I missed this a few days ago, but it looks like the vast majority of Medical Knowledge Panels (the curated information Google built with 3rd-party sources) have been replaced by AI Overviews.

In case you think the photos you've seen lack context or people are exaggerating. There will be thousands of photos of this by the end of the week. They did it in plain sight.

Our Senator's worth 10,000 Perrys and Hegseths.

I do think some Trump supporters might take notice when this is all said and done and they go to DC and see a half-built ballroom that looks like a shed someone nail-gunned to the side of their house.

Actual "news" outlets are comparing Obama expanding the White House tennis court into a multipurpose tennis court and basketball court to Trump's demolition of the East Wing.

Trump's demolishing the East Wing of the White House to build a ballroom funded by bribes so he can host parties to collect more bribes, and half of Congress is completely fine with it.

It is funny (in a horrible way) that the White House thinks they can restrict photos of demolishing the East Wing in broad daylight. There will be millions of photos from many thousands of phones by the time this is all done. It's not like it's going to be rebuilt by Friday.

Same people who will claim the White House demolition photos are fake/AI are the first ones to reply to a Facebook photo of a soldier with 6 fingers and a sign that says "Gad blers Anerioa".

This is wild. Makes me think Halligan got heavily rebuked by Trump for the NYT story and is in way over her head (actually, that second part is glaringly obvious). The Comey case is going to crash and burn, IMO, and Halligan's career with it: www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

I had a roof replacement and balcony teardown done that was 50X more professional than this. Sloppily decimating history just so he can build Mar-a-Lago Northeast.

Honestly surprised Mike Johnson didn't claim that he never saw the Trump AI video. So, basically, he's proud of that one.