Might last a week or two...

441) Ghostbot. If you're worried your house may be haunted, deploy this spooky pal to patrol the area. If it meets any ghosts, it will befriend them and keep them away from you so you can get a good night's sleep. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

All social media apps should have an option to display the @handle first...

Oooh, tempted....

my fault for posting from mobile! he's here: fenrisgames.com/shop#!/FGGEK...

503) Mummybot. Defends your tomb from opportunistic thieves. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

Yesterday I made these adorable mushrooms out of wooden buttons, wool, lace and pipe cleaner, as well as some cute embellishments! I'll be selling them this Saturday, along with my art, at the Hex Market in Malmö! #art #crafting #autumn #mushrooms

<clears throat> www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FP...

375) Inventorybot. When you head out, takes note of where you're carrying all your stuff so you can avoid having to search through every single pocket when you need something. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Memories of Tokyo: SEGA

374) Snifflebot. If you're sick and/or weepy, rolls around picking up used tissues to put in the bin, while also dispensing fresh ones from its copious interior. #SmallRobotsRemastered

A bit of photo-serotonin for Monday - the jaw dropping plasticity of Salisbury Cathedral's Chapter House - over 700 years old.

Yes. Obviously.

It's all happening for us train enthusiasts (or is it just me?) as today marks 200 years since the Stockton and Darlington Railway opened in 1825 - the birth of the modern railway. So here are some of the many railway linocuts I have done over the years - too many, I hear you say? Surely not… 😂

Wondering when this will move into first place. Within the hour is my best guess given the rate people are signing it. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

373) Sleepparalysisbot. If you suffer from sleep paralysis, this robot can detect when it occurs and will rush over to jog you awake. #SmallRobotsRemastered

It's not the idea of ID cards puts most of us off, it's the fact that half my friends' cards will have a great big pink triangle on it and half the rest will have a Deport Me siren that goes off when every Karen in Tescos demands it to flog you aspirin...

372) Monsterbot. An intrepid robot that checks under children's beds for monsters. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

371) Birthdaybot. Deals with the minutiae of everyday life (like answering e-mails and doing boring work) on your birthday so that you can get on with celebrating! #SmallRobotsRemastered

Cage match?

370) Rubberduckbot. A robot that's a rubber duck, for bath-time companionship. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Bluesky pals! I have a sci-fi graphic novel called DRIVE, & it's my favorite thing I've ever done! If you need a long, escapist read at the moment the entire thing is free to read, here: drivecomic.com (THIS PAGE: The Summoning )

Done.

Walked through North Shields today. Flag wanker central. Creepy, unsafe feeling. Totally unlike the multiracial areas in Notts

You Yes you

366) Clocksetbot. Does the rounds with all your electronic devices when the clocks change to make sure they're all correct. Even remembers how to do each of them! #SmallRobotsRemastered

The late C13th arboreal Chapter House at Wells Cathedral is such a wonderful evocation of medieval architecture. #thread

✨One to lift the spirits - the magnificent nave at Wells Cathedral taken with my tilt-shift lens 📸. Hard to believe that the 'owl like' scissor arches at the end were built in the mid C14th.

Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements." Really meant, "For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).

One of the very first dragons I illustrated, back in 2016, for the first Dragons of Wales book (South Wales). A lot has happened since then. The first book is still available, along with all the subsequent ones, at www.dragonsofwales.com

I just saw a comment that said "I don't support what happened to Charlie, but Charlie supported what happened to Charlie." THAT ... that's what I've been trying to put into words.

Mary Edwards Walker worked as a surgeon for the Union Army during the Civil War. She was captured by Confederates after crossing enemy lines to treat wounded civilians & arrested as a spy. She's the only woman to ever receive the Medal of Honor - pictured here, wearing it.

I’ve never felt so disheartened. My small business means everything to me and I want to keep going. Please have a look at my website. Buy things, commission me or repost. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Thank you.

Whether deliberate or accidental, this has turned it from Meh to Actually Good, imo. Same way the statue of Colston, in being graffitid, lobbed into the water then pulled out & put in a slavery museum changed it from bland racist propaganda into art that said something human.

Lots of politicians needing their hard drives scanning...

Some people have trouble interpreting abstract art. For example, many men can't see Mary's head in the design of this statue.

New water feature in Nottingham. Better than that thing in the square...

Forgot my work phone... Was prepared for my own phone alert...🤣

ATTENTION BRITAIN! 🇬🇧 The UK now has a petition to STOP CENSORSHIP by MasterCard and VISA of legal products! This joins the Australian and Canadian petitions that are gaining momentum. Come on, let's get these signed! And spread the word! The UK petition: petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...

Literally the second meme I've made in my life.

don't suppose there's any chance this reshuffle might replace the PM with an actual leader

361) Smolrobotsbot. Finally, a robot to think up and draw all the small robots for us. What a relief! #SmallRobotsRemastered

360) Octobot. A cheery octopod friend under the sea to act as liaison between humanity and the cephalopods who dwell in the deep plotting our overthrow. Very intelligent. *Worringly* intelligent. Does sometimes get its arms tangled up though. #SmallRobotsRemastered

I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!

Normalise leaving trans people the fuck alone.

The robot friends bring joy and hope to the world every day. If you can afford it, a few dollars per month (and sharing the link below) will help their creator immensely.

358) Whalebot. Just a big, friendly cetacean pal that loves you. #SmallRobotsRemastered

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"