Now I wanna make a plush horseradish.

1457) Longshipbot. REVENGE!

I rather enjoyed it

Day 1 after putting aluminised mylar (survival blanket) on my windows and whilst it's warm, it's not scorchio in here

I am *really* good at maps and wayfind. And yet, dispite having a road atlas, route cards and itinerery I hit Bolton outskirts in the car and was *instantly* lost as nothing had a name or route had name, road had number... A SatNav is just a map that *knows where you are right now*

Space blanket and soapy water trick employed...

When the timeline asks a question it then immediately answers

Accidentally fell on 25 of his own grenades...

When New Glenn exploded lots of people made rough estimates of the energy in the blast wave based upon the fuel mass, but the effects of an explosion depend on how that energy is released, not just the ammount. So I set out to explain the physics: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZHS...

But why, and now? They all had a hard-on for the fash, I assume they still do, so why are they putting the boot into their creature? And who will they groom to replace him?

A good day to remind you all that you can spend £5.50 on a 28mm @countbinface.bsky.social model from Troublemaker Games, £3 of which goes to NHS supporting charities Now who is selling some frog faced fiends and a scale model pier for them to fight over? www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page...

Evergreen

'Two bats flying' Katsushika Hokusai 葛飾 北斎

So, the local Indian Mini Mart has mustard oil. Should I buy some?

538) Rock-a-bot. For gently rocking unruly infants. #SmallRobotsRemastered

35 tonnes raised 140m is storing roughly 13.5 kilowatt hours, or is my maffs fooked? So 100MWhr is 8000 blocks...

We’re carrying an enormous - 96 meter - quilt made by the trans community and its allies through London with London Trans+ Pride on Saturday July 25th and we need volunteers to join us in making a big, beautiful statement of trans community and strength. Will you come and carry it with us?

I, uh, was not expecting to be getting these feelings from Philomena Cunk 😳🥵

Drawing on her experience as a textile designer and her family’s artistic heritage, Susan Maddux investigates the relationships between fabric, painting, and sculpture with her draped compositions. www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/07/susa...

538) Windbreakbot. Protects you from fierce gusts. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Watched latest episode of Star City. You Utter, Utter, Bastards (approving)

Ok, are images fooked, or is it just me?

For those confused, the North is anything above the line from the Bristol Channel to the Wash

Now this is a policy platform.

Remembering the 1st Minnesota today. ✊

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

538) Consciencebots. Sure, Choicebot is all well and good, and Arguebot can be a sounding board of sorts, but sometimes you might need your options more concretely embodied. Consciencebots articulate your dilemmas, but can't tell you anything you don't truly know already. #SmallRobotsRemastered

The spirit of place is often difficult to define in a photograph. For me, this comes close. First light streaming through York Minster's Great East Window. One of those fleeting moments that has stayed with me ever since I pressed the shutter button.

We definitely need a new term for this kind of person, and I propose “prolapsed Catholic.”

1774) Beaverbot. River-dwelling Rodentbot with a good grasp of hydraulic engineering. Mostly useful for producing sawdust though.

537) Dispensarybot. Stores and keeps track of all your medication, turning up at the correct intervals during the day to make sure you take them as required. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Absolutely gutted that the #TourdeFrance won’t be on the tv this year. I just don’t know what I am going to do in July ☹️🚴🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️

537) Carbot. We're getting into the self-driving car game. #SmallRobotsRemastered

A company I've used for a few bits of bespoke perspex and worktop has just launched a page dedicated to "so you want a clear piece of perspex the size of your window with a 100mm round hole in the centre? With velcro strips? Follow these steps" They're called cutmy.co.uk

A great telling of the history of Radium

If you want chapters and chapters of WTFs then definitely buy my book on the history of radium - medical, cosmetic, pharmaceutical, fashion, theatrical - it certainly was a big part of everyday life at one point and the ramifications of that are still with us today.

Grab yourself a cool drink, sit in front of a fan and listen to this. 👇

"You have tampered in the Gods' domain!" the god shouted. "Well, maybe, but you gods tamper in the human domain all the time!" "That's... That's different!" "How?" "We are Gods! It's what we do!" "And we are human. Likewise." "I..." The god sighed. "Fair. But keep it quiet, okay?"

Also Canada: Starving Indigenous children was common in both residential schools (Canada) and Indian boarding schools (US) In one of these schools my grandmother was starved and beaten for speaking the little Lakota she knew/doing anything that was "demonic" aka anything of our ways and culture

I guess from the Midnight Yelling that Ingerlund did a Football.

Today's Audible Daily Deal is Days of Shattered Faith by @aptshadow.bsky.social - part of the Tyrant Philosophers series and highly recommended www.audible.co.uk/pd/Days-of-S...

Plenty of clouds in the sky and a cool breeze...

A week after the teleport network had opened, it was already routine. Johnson stepped onto the plate and thought about the Bank Street station. He arrived at the leisure park. He complained to a guard, who said: "It takes you where you need to be." Behind him, his daughter's soccer game started.

Chat, the Knees have come out...it's That Hot

We’ve made a home battery so simple, the hardest part is deciding where to put it. 🔋 Charge it when electricity’s cheap on the grid. Use it when it’s expensive 🤯 Details in thread below 👇 (🧵1/3) #OctopusETS26 @gjuk.bsky.social

1897) Luchadorbot. Mexican masked Wrestlebot variant, available in both rudo and técnico versions.

Everyone in the other chat scheduling *POOP* to arrive all at once