my little owl brain can’t understand, need Mr Sweet to explain

this site has the fucking juice

then you spiral out

fuck the NYP but “did it all for the Nuzzi” is gold ngl

Mord And The Whimisicals is my new acid jazz rock band

“i’ve been shadow banned” not yet but i’ll get to you

hopefully everybody follows me back #bluewave #kamala #picklesaregreat #peepeepoopoo

I have a set speech. It's 20 minutes of why humans suck. And that's the short version.✨🦉🖕 #IfIWereToGiveASpeech #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame

But skip under socialism everything would cost 3x a rational amount and a calcified elite class would decide who lives and who dies and exploit our most vulnerable to satiate their venal and depraved desires with the king-like power granted to them via dynastic nepotism

erin never fucking misses

idk how calculated this was. if i had to pick a member of the government who would fight fucking DIRTY, like dip the knife in a dumpster juice puddly before stabbing you to make sure it gets infected, it would be miss magic the gathering. i'm frankly terrified of her

i love it when my congresswoman eats epic shit

yeah it sucks

look I realize this nerd has an obvious good use for the thing but OP please consider that I want to make the raddest fucking nativity scene

fowl??? where???

Every piece of US land should be returned to the native tribes that owned it or given as reparations to black folks, and white folks need to be deported back to whence we came

jerry yes

"Centrists" have commitment issues

Also wanna add that “professionalism” in capitalist and white supremacist systems and workplaces is just code for 'pretend everything is fine while you’re being exploited'. It’s all a performance. A script, or a demand to smile while being slowly suffocated by the fucked up capitalist system.

gee, would be a shame if we the people take the means of production and put in a market economy, promote welfare and pay taxes to our land to the community. seriously!

WHAT. whhhhattttt. To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton? IS THAT WHAT I AM READING

FUCK the letter V tbh

santa if you’re listening

i came to the monthly democratic party meeting excited to talk about the progressive sweep, and instead i’m met with a presentation on how awesome the centrist “builder’s movement” is and how we need to detox our politics and reach across the aisle why the fuck do i bother

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

*laughs in likes to drink straight fernet*

"I love tummies 😭🥹🥰" but do you? Or do you love anime coom bait?

devastated to report that Olive Garden tastes fine actually

Look you gotta give people some credit for how they remember Barack Obama. He was their first parasocial relationship. That’s a tough one to get over

Hired.

a fool (lib) and their money are soon parted

I'm going to actively say at this point that I don't think people should donate to any Dem-run PACs. What guarantee do we have that they won't give the money to cowards to stave off primary challengers? I mean, it rather feels like the reverse will happen.

degeneracy

french fries are made of potatoes. potatoes in french are pomme de terre, apple from earth. we are on earth, therefore you can cancel out "earth" on both sides of the equation, meaning potato = apple therefore french fry = apple. and you can dip it therefore it is apple cake. quod erat demonstrandum

In True Detective, there's this group of powerful Christian conservatives/politicians/businessmen who have vast amounts of power and use it to do unthinkably awful things to children, all while shifting the blame to satanic cults. just rewatched it! good show! thinking about it for no reason!

the new york financier?

Aaron Bluesky is just too busy gooning 24/7 to listen to music and understand cultural references that aren't in the form of barely legal teen porn

i’m so sensitive to emotions it’s almost like being an empath except i way overblow half of what i notice because empaths aren’t real. for now. check up on mirror neurons in a hundred years, the nerd on youtube said they could could but he also said humans have the genetic kit to evolve venom.

ICE is just going to outsource the stalking of undocumented immigrants to random private investigators, is willing to spend $180 million on it: www.404media.co/ice-plans-to...

Anywho, you use everything at your disposal in a war.

Honored Artist of the RSFSR, Leningrad sculptor Vasily Gavrilovich Stamov works on an image of V. I. Lenin, 1969. Photo by Lev Ivanov.

he’s going after the brosatrus and trailer pagans and i’m so here for it LOLOLOL

they’re playing hallmark movies in this here dentist lobby. i’ve never actually seen one before. jesus CHRIST this is bad. THESE ACTORS SUCK. THIS WRITING SUCKS.

I CAN SEE THE AURORA FROM MY PORCH

i want a Slate truck

i have a sick jean jacket

🎶 there’s a better than 50/50 chance 🎶 it’s leukemia 🎶 but we won’t know for at least 🎶 2-3 weeks