Christ, I miss this guy.

Main Street #motosky

my little co-writers 💖

Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck

This means that 9-year-old Lucy can deadlift me.

Laying here half asleep wondering if I'm gonna be like him (yeah) you know I'm gonna be like him

Like it or not, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood has a zero walkability score. Yes, its two districts are individually quite walkable, but you MUST take mass transit to pass through the veil of reality that separates them.

RIP Rosie 💙

WWLKD #re9 (bonus panel below)

Oven clock, we meet again.

Happy international women's day. Pay it forward by leaving them alone, they don't want to see your boner or hear you call them girlie.

Requiem. comic by me.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Going to my favorite burger spot tonight. Gonna get a patty melt on pumpernickel with deep fried mushrooms. Man-alive, I cannot wait for dinner tonight #Friday

Pain in my lower back has come back. I moved weird in bed and tweaked it. My bad. I should know better than to try to move while laying flat on my back in bed. #SleptWrong

So the fiber optic cable internet is amazing. I can stream high definition videos for the first time ever. I could even start streaming. All it took was the government giving xfinity a discount to put fiber in the backwoods of Michigan lol (it's cheaper than my last service provider too)

You’re a fucking adult, and trans people need your support more than you need to buy some fucking hufflepuff branded scarf, or watch some shitty tv show. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BoycottHarryPotter

I was obsessed with the show wife swap in middle school and applied my family to be on it and they ended up calling my dad to talk about casting us and I was grounded for 2 months

This one’s for @madamenostalgic.bsky.social FFS I’m trying to bust out laughing and scare the folks cutting hair in the salon…

Folks, we hit the number one best seller in humorous graphic novels on amazon

Gambling on the poly market on whether or not the Spanish Inquisition was expected to destroy our satellite communications

When I go to war, I always make sure that my fellow soldiers are cool and not just there to murder people. Because we all know Jesus wants us to liberate foreigners with machine guns, but only the "bad guys "

My mom’s birthday is approaching. Every year around her birthday I share one of my favourite stories about her. When I was in elementary school, a boy shoved my sister into traffic and I responded by beating the shit out of him. The principal, who hated me, called my mother to collect me.

Your own purrsonal assistant! 😬😺

know the funny papers rules

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1979 Cadillac Sedan DeVille 1990 Dodge Daytona 1985 Honda Accord 2003 Saturn Saturn 2018 Buick Regal TourX

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1993 Mercury Cougar XR-7 1997 Mercury Cougar XR-7 30th Anniversary Edition 2001 Chevy Cavalier 2002 Subaru Outback LL Bean Edition 1999 Ford Econoline Work Van

Despite all his rage, he's still just a rat in a cage, and someone's told him what's lost was done by the CIA

Thank goodness for my heating pad. My side hurts so much rn. It's really helping. I need to sit different bcuz this is getting ridiculous.

finished embroidering my jacket :)

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

I did a cross stitch of the noble and not made up Sea Hare

A nice day out! 😺

"INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS" https://bonequest.com/9846

When your in your mid 40's like I am, sometimes you sleep wrong, (we all know the jokes) well, I'm currently leaning to one side on this big squishy chair that I have bcuz my left side hurts. It's fine, I just wish I hadn't rolled over in bed last night. #GoodMorning

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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

Decided to show my face on here. Hopefully y'all don't scare too easy

Giving 100% means you have nothing else left. If you fail, then you're just completely useless and no good too anyone. But, if you succeed, you'll have the opportunity to become a legend. I gave 100% while driving myself to the emergency room while passing a kidney stone. I am God!