I'm not even sure it's truly a bait-and-switch. Just you are putting the republic in the hands of someone with the convictions and malleability of playdough. No one knows who Senator Platner is going to be. Including Graham Platner.

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lotta great indie rock coming out these days...

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

Me logging into Kayak

Schrödinger’s 401(k)

Joffrey Maxxing

I'm doing my part!

The hero we need in these dark times.

i have been subjected to far too much information about the candidates in primary races for places i have never lived in and will likely never visit

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The kids are alright

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Been a minute since I heard this... still hits like a Buick.

A lot of people making crude jokes online, but frankly, I don’t think high oil prices are that funny.

Kinda ironic that Tim Heidecker had Graham Platner on Office Hours the other day (after all his criticism of Rogan, Maher, etc. for normalizing shitty politicians.)

Flour or corn? It’s one of the most important decisions that the millions of us who live and die by L.A.’s Taco Life make every day. The full guide: lataco.com/best-tortill... By @theglutster.bsky.social

Learning that the abundance of Thai restaurants around the world is a direct result of the government of Thailand doing a sort of restaurant diplomacy makes me wonder why America can’t just do that, why can’t we make the burger to end all burgers instead of Henry Kissinger 2

"Get in loser, we're Crusades-maxxing."

Timeline cleanse

You can just say things.

I do not have a taco, but what if I did.

You can block if you want to You can leave those jerks behind Cause those jerks are dumb and if they post dumb They ain’t no friends of mine

Schrodinger's housing market.

Looking like he’s about to keel over 🤞

Nirvana playing a RadioShack in Aberdeen, WA circa 1988

People say AI is a waste of energy, but humans have to spend 20 years eating, learning, digging through the ditches and burning through the witches before they can slam in the back of my Dragula.

You believe in arresting people? That pales in comparison to my solution, saying we’re going to change human nature and then starting a blood feud

I believe they call this uncmogging

electronic music should sound like it's trying to harm you

Charles Ephebophilia Cheese

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

William Gibson’s probably working on a banger cyberpunk novel right now.

For sure. My neighborhood felt like it was half empty that whole time, with many of my neighbors hiding indoors.

The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"

Kiké Hernandez re-signs for another year! #dodgers

True Short King Joe Pesci could have won the Battle of Austerlitz, but Napoleon could never have exonerated two youts railroaded by small-town Alabama’s legal system

Jamming with Philip and Shane in some back alley pub in the sky 💚

White Fence returns with new Ty Segall-produced album 'Orange'; hear the groovy single "Your Eyes"

Haven’t seen much chatter on here about ClawdBots or moltbook. Lotta hype on the other site… but almost everyone is crazy over there, so hard to know what to make of it.

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Beautiful!

Oh shit they found Still Wancil

Higher than the sun

Fuck it just disconnect the internet

Moneyball