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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit!

I mean, it looked terrible in the nineties too… but it least it was functional.

FB marketplace really has everything

Happy 80th birthday to George Criscuola aka Peter Criss aka the Catman

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

DAILY MEMO: Federal Agents Ram Truck Into Fleeing Man Before Abducting Him @eltragon.bsky.social

the best argument against cord-cutting — the one i would use if i were trying to market a cable company — is that streaming has yet to replicate the wonder of “stumbling across the last 30 minutes of My Cousin Vinny before bedtime”

once again i propose that the culture on x is simply just...there's a gas leak in my home but i refuse to leave/will just wait it out

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I’ve never been a fan of Red Hot Chili Peppers… but that new Flea single is profound. Can’t wait to hear the rest of the record!

Im just curious why it wasn’t on Tarantino’s top 10 list making the rounds yesterday? Apparently, he directed Josh Brolin’s audition tape (with Robert Rodriguez filming… while they were all working on Grindhouse together.)

THEY'RE DRINKING THE MERLOT THEY'RE WATCHING THE NETFLIX

Holy shit!

this could fix me

#AphexTwin has shared two new songs via his user18081971 SoundCloud account Listen to them here: buff.ly/DW0hdFz

RIP Jimmy Cliff

We are going to a diner in Lagos to find out what real Americans actually think about the Democrats.

The court sentences you to a little less conversation, a little more electrocution

they killed irony and now they're just dragging its corpse through the streets

TIL Kool Keith and Del the Funky Homosapien joined forces a few years ago for a sci-fi-hip-hop super group... FNKPMPN. Strapping in for the ride now 👽

Dad is stripping the copper wiring out of the house and mom is going to have to fix it and then be called a bitch for doing so - American politics in the 21st Century

none of us watch tv and if we do we don’t pay attention to ads. we’re too busy letting people with usernames like fart emperor 3000 make us really mad about politics

Society is run by hungry ghosts

Curtis Sliwa is endlessly fascinating. Sure there’s the obvious stuff, like getting stabbed and shot back in the day. But tell me more about his 18 cats in a shoebox apartment.

🌴 immaculate vibes 🌴

Gabriel Garcia Aviles would pass away just ten days later, leaving a grieving family with a lot of unanswered questions. The full story: lataco.com/second-death... By Izzy Ramirez

My sons school playing “I love LA” at Monday morning announcements with half the school in Dodger blue 💙⚾️🏆

tbh if you can't handle Herbie Hancock at his robot voice political manifestos you don't deserve him at his keytar shredding

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

Hell yeah!

Seems like threads really dials the lazy ragebait to 11 🧘‍♂️ hard pass, zuck.

Game 5, here we go! #letsgododgers

[Werner Herzog] I see no triumph in Cheez-It Extra Toasty, no euphoria nor pleasure. I see only a cheap imitation, a failed attempt to bottle the magic of an authentically overcooked Cheez-It. The Extra Toasty has not honored its inspiration; it is only a perverse caricature, devoid of life

Any one going to Pasadena No Kings, please swing by Pasadena Humane Society today! They are having FREE adoptions! Please give a cat or dog a loving home!

America already has a king, but some of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Boom 👊

Shohei Ohtani leads off with a 446 ft HR