Ruin a band with a law: KMFDMCA

A scene playing out across the US today: Patient: Why are you making this so difficult? Just put me in the med bed! Nurse: The what?

This goes even deeper. The guy who APPOINTED the FBI director stood in front of the J6 crowd and told them to "fight like hell" or they wouldn't have a country anymore. Here's a photo of him with HILLARY CLINTON. This can't be a coincidence.

It seems like a lot of cultures have discovered how good fried eggs are on rice, but we don't have a uniquely American version of that. I think I'm going to invent breakfast jambalaya.

30% tariff on upholstered furniture? JD Vance is never going to financially recover from this.

Girl at the mattress store: Are you just buying this mattress for yourself, or is someone else sharing it with you? Me, 6 hours later: Wait a minute...

Lots of places in Denver serving Chicago style New York style pizza.

Tom Homan was also caught on video accepting a bag from journalist Marisa Kabas. But there was no cash inside, just a birthday card with "You're a bitch" written in it.

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

If you're in Denver this weekend, like metal, and are interested in indigenous culture, check out the free 3rd annual Rez Metal concert on Saturday. The first two were a great time.

Those who oppose the existence of trans people need to be reminded of this, and that one of the costs of living in a free society is accepting that some will live in ways you don't agree with.

OGG: I have captured a wolf, I am holding it prisoner in my cave. GROGG: Why does the wolf not kill you and escape? OGG: I have tricked the wolf into believing that I'm his dad.

Good thing he handles roasts like a pro. He'll need that in hell

Kirk loses gun debate.

Good riddance.

Age verification? EEEE...AAAA...bwbwggggg...JJJJ Welcome You've got mail

Photo of the National Guard in Chicago, apprehending two men who had driven their car at a group of Trump supporters, forcing them to jump off a bridge.

The best YouTube feed juxtaposition I've seen in a while.

Slightly diminish a book. John Gets Badly Injured at The End.

People told me that learning how to be a pickup artist would help me get more attention from women, but that turned out to be totally wrong. Only men have ever been interested in my paintings of trucks.

Does anyone want to donate their used alligator?

Thinking of writing some Star Wars fan fiction where nothing interesting happens, but the reader is constantly amused that the main character's name is Jizz Malarkey.

WWE should introduce a new match type called Tables, Ladders and Bears, which is like a TLC match, but instead of giving the wrestlers chairs, they release wild grizzlies into the ring.

I keep seeing a user called ggta76 on the daily most blocked list, any I can only assume that ggta stands for great grand theft auto.

I recently got added to a list called "Stalkers" by someone I blocked a year ago and have no recollection of interacting with.

An emotional war movie scene where the hero comforts his best friend, Brent, who was just injured by a landmine. The scene is set to the Rammstein song Mein Herz Brent.

Eddie Guerrero makes a surprise return to WWE. When he's questioned about how he's coming back when he's been dead for 20 years, he triumphantly declares "I lied!"

You can't spell "discomfort" without disco.

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Seeing this immediately made me think of this quote from Ronald Reagan: "I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."

In my travels, I have now found two right wingers claiming that blocking traffic is a form of violence.

Mark Cuban has gone full R. Kelly.

I noticed something a little strange. In the past few days I've been added to some cryptic-sounding lists by some seemingly innocuous profiles, but saw that some obvious right wingers are subscribed to them. Worth noting if you're added to a weird list.

folks I've been tear gassed something like 200 times and maced at least fifty or so times. once i was soaked in mace to my underwear. ignore any neat scientific tricks people give you for beating this stuff -Water for tear gas -sudecon wipes for mace -if no sudecon, wash mace with water

200 Bluesky users went here and had a really bad time.

This was basically my reaction when I tried pickle ranch chicken.

I'm bringing this to work. "I'd like a side of asparagus" "I'm sorry, the asparagus has been assassinated"

I'd like to imagine that this person used an AI-generated image of Trump saving America because they spent hours searching for a photo of Trump saving America, but couldn't find any.

I started my outdoor gardening last weekend. So far: Tomatoes and potatoes died immediately after being transplanted, the wind blew over my hydroponic garden and broke it, and my dog dug up and killed my cantaloupe plants. 🌱

Wait, how has no one ever noticed that Trump also has an MS13 tattoo?

Repost with your favorite James Bond ( wrong answers only)

So far, my investing strategy of "Pull money out of th stock market when I get the sense that Trump is going to fuck it up, then buy in after he does" has been pretty successful.

Wondering what to do with your stock portfolio with what's going on? The advice I've consistently seen from finance experts: 1. Don't panic. The market has always come back from downturns. 2. Don't sell. People who try to sell falling stocks and rebuy lower usually miss the bottom and lose money...

If Tim Walz runs for President, he should just release a campaign ad that's the theme song from the Earthworm Jim cartoon, but replaced with Tampon Tim so he can just own the nickname.

Every time I hear Trump say that the US needs Greenland for national security, this is all I can think of.

This segment from @maryannefranks.bsky.social is an incredibly tight argument that captures the breadth of the Trump assault on free speech perfectly and in less than a minute. Spread it far and wide.

Wanted to see how long it would take me to come up with 30 headlines. An evening, apparently. 1. John Cena cements heel turn with low blow to Make-A-Wish Kid 2. Researchers at The Babylon Bee theorize the existence of a fourth joke 3. Yoga retreat ruined by bad vibes, 600lb grizzly bear