The early bird not only gets the worm. He gets to eat it in peace.

This is what maga calls a president

Wake up maga . I think I something to say to you

Webster dictionary has just added a new word for 2025 . And the word is drum roll please. Icehole just kidding I made it up. Pretty catchy though I’m.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate Trump and MAGA too.

Joe Biden just went through chemotherapy and a battle with cancer and he still looks better than Trump. Yes he’s a little slower. But I would rather be slow and steady instead of lazy and petty.

When you listen to Katie millers opinion. Remember she married Stephen.

The one thing that I don’t want to hear after thanksgiving. Is what’s for supper. Because if you ain’t eating leftovers. You ain’t eating here until Monday.

The pilgrims were the first immigrants.

To watch people fight for a parking spot as close to door as possible. Is my favorite sport this time of the year. I sit back and take bets. Way in the back.

I don’t give a fuck what side you on. You don’t ambush soldiers. It’s just like war. You can hate the people who give the orders and the brass. But don’t hate the warriors.

Well Trumps thanksgiving wishes came true today. Two dead Guardsmen. Exactly what he wanted to declare martial law. When he’s the reason for the murder.

I’ve Watched Donald Trump sleep on camera more than any other president in history. He can’t keep his lazy eyes open.

Over thinking shit is my greatest attribute

I finally got my travel plans set for this long thanksgiving weekend. It’s consist of. My Bed to my couch to my kitchen to my couch to let the dog out to my couch too let myself out to the couch to bed. Rinse and repeat !!!!

Free your mind. Your ass will follow.

While Mark Kelly was serving his country and doing Astronaut shit. Trump was raping minors on Epstein island.

Top of the Tuesday morning to you. I am beginning to think this whole mayflower thing was a very bad ideal.

Is he dead yet. The most ask question of the last 10 years. And you know who you talking about without mentioning the name. Live life in such a manner. That’s never you.

I don’t watch Jake tapper for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet.

Having the Trump enablers on the Sunday morning talk shows is like having the Manson family in your living room.

If you ever thought about visiting Nola. No time like the present. The city goes all in on Christmas and of course you can help fight ICE at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone. Pass a good time and fight fascism in the most diverse city in the world.

MAGA by no means is dead. But it is on life support waiting for the plug to be pulled.

To the World. We apologize. MAGA is going through the puberty stage and is very vulnerable right now. We are trying to correct this problem. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

It don’t get no better

What kind of jackass regime takes nurses out of the professional category. The whole dam system would shut down with out them. These people are insane.

Hey MAGA. Trump loves Muslims . What say you?

❗️RETWEET if you stand with President 🇺🇦Zelensky!

The only thing I will be thankful for this year is Trumps obituary.

My social skills consist of .What the fuck . How the fuck. Why the fuck .

Good Friday morning to you the sane people who still see swastikas and nooses as hate symbols. Are we debating this.

Heavy Mice population comming to Nola. The little fascist rodents are taking over the city.Check on friends and family. Put out plenty of strychnine and don’t eat the cheese.

There are people amongst us that though a 7 times bankrupt 5 times draft dodging pedophile was going to fix the economy.

The MAGA civil war and implosion is the greatest thing to happen this Decade.

The Mar a lago president told his hillbilly supporters that he doesn’t give AF about their affordability issues . He just needed their votes

I don’t know who needs to hear this ,but a swastika is a fucking hate symbol . Plain and simple.

George broke out the capris today

Trumps only got one more day to act like a president until he runs off to Russian stronghold Mar a Lago.Because he likes the tidal but is too lazy to do the work.

Did Trump order an attack on the democratic headquarters yet?Or is still contemplating hanging them?

Expecting a sane answer out the White House press propaganda representative is the idea of insanity itself.

Dare anyone to find a picture like this of Mel’s and chump.

If Trump isn’t going to give unlawful orders. What’s he crying about?