5. Man is gay, woman is also gay (Gabi Papadakis and Guillaume Cizeron, Karina Manta and Joe Johnston)

This is an incredibly well done breakdown of every cultural and musical reference in Bad Bunny’s halftime show. It’s very much worth the time to read!

They never learned the phrase “huh” When I see things in art I don’t like I go huh and move on

I love the possibilities. "What is Pi?" "Counting or not counting gang violence?" sounds fucking amazing.

I have been informed that when high school kids are asked a question on the spot in class, it’s a verbal meme to say “counting or not counting gang violence?”

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

Love > hate

This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Makes me think of my mom, Marge, every time it comes on. It always tickled her. As did the good Budweiser Clydesdale commercials (which don’t exist anymore).

Macbeth: SHIT

Earth to Seb: Yes, the Olympics are usually aired all over the world. And skaters go through every hoop there is to get their music cleared.

Oh I’m supposed to take health advice from Mike Tyson? That guy eats ears.

National Football League welcome to The Resistance

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Hoping for lots of this from the half time show 🙏

Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it

Bad Bunny halftime show was fantastic, he killed it here. Those set designs were so over the top next level. Listing out all the American continent countries with the flags raising up behind him had me tearing up.

Dang now the fun is over, the food is eaten, and a whole second half of the game has to happen. Boooo. I wanna go home and nap now lmao.

RICKY MARTIN!

To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books. She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it. It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.

In four words: It's not a race.

Figure skating fans have been waiting all season for casuals to discover this, and the reactions are everything I hoped

If Green Day didnt want to "make a statement," theyd have played tracks off of Dookie

Bro you can tell my family is getting older because it's SO HOT in this house, but luckily, I'm beside the door and can open it a crack and let the cold in. Muahahaha.a

🙏🙏🙏 I don't want Deanna to be as risky as Lindsay Vonn, but also want Kelly Ann and Loucas to be ready...

But... the motto... 🙃😅 #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

Etari Tutberidze has no business standing at the boards in this or any other Olympics. #Olympics #FigureSkating

Seriously, watch the small events too! Go in person and you’ll probably get to meet the skaters!

Megyn Kelly rn:

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

I didn't know this! WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did JD Vance put Usha at the end of the photo?

The people who are saying they didn't know Green Day was political clearly know nothing about Green Day.

American Idiot still shreds but Green Day skipped the "sieg heil to the president" part of Holiday; Roger Goodell must've told Billie Joe there's a sniper trained on him from the rafters.

Now it's superb owl party time! Brought my laptop cause idfaf about football but I FUCKING LOVE chicken wings 😍 and my family is cool too. Also GREEN DAY!!!!!

Bro you cannot beat that shot with the inclusive pride flag in the upper corner, too. #MilanoCortina2026

Ellie Kam just giggling to herself the whole time they were waiting to step up on the podium was adorable

For a second I thought they were giving the medalists labubus and I was gonna throw something through the tv. So glad I realized they are plush mascots #olympics #figureskating

Goosebumps here at the arena. A mesmerizing performance by Matteo Rizzo who will help lead the Italians to an historic bronze medal in the figure skating team event. Italy had never won a medal in this event. Until now. On home ice. What a moment.

AMBER GLENN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL #MilanoCortina2026

OK, let's pick #Olympics Team Figure Skating MVPs! Here are mine: USA: Kam and O'Shea, for setting Ilia up with a chance to win it Japan: Queen Kaori Italy: Matteo Rizzo, today's king! #MilanoCortina2026

I KNOW THATS RIGHT

Awwwwe Kaori and Riku making their stuffies wave at the crowd❤️❤️❤️

Just thought about how I casually ran into Danny O'Shea at US Nats only it wasn't AT them, it was walking down the street in St. Louis, and when we made eye contact and I realized who it was I went, "Oh, hi!" and then had to run away cause that's so awkward to speak to a stranger on the street!!!

Oh god, they’re about to put a medal around Kaori’s neck. In related news, a huge dust storm just blew through my house where someone is also cutting onions #MilanoCortina

okay it's healing me to see kaori and yuma smile so big. shun is pretty smiley too despite being a generally unsmiley person lmao. CONGRATULATIONS MY DARLINGS #MilanoCortina2026

Golds gonna suit her so well #MilanoCortina2026