Officially divesting from Microsoft Office software. I've been using @ellipsus.com for fiction writing for a few months now but we also swapped to libreoffice at work and I've decided it works just as well even if it's kinda ugly, so I'm just gonna use libreoffice and Ellipsus from now on.

Bro is it a REQUIREMENT these days that they look like Austin Powers parody villains??? She genuinely looks like a cartoon villain.

Imagine being proud of being a ghost-shitposter for him ew

I'M GOING TO BE A LIBRARIAN!!!

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So I saw a rumor on reddit that today is the day acceptance or rejection emails go out for the MLIS program I applied for. My nerves are not happy.

I feel old. I just heard a song playing on the classic rock radio station my dad's alarm clock radio stays on.... I owned that album on CD... in the 2000s... and it's CLASSIC ROCK NOW????? Help I need to lie down.

Y'all I've had a song I can't even sing or say the name of stuck in my head alllll day (It's a rap song by artist YG with the title and repeated lyric of a certain word a white person like me cannot say but a black person can) and now suddenly it's changed to Celine Dion??????

This mass courtship event typically marks the beginning of Waymo mating season, and the general public is advised to avoid approaching them or their young and maintaining a safe distance at all times as they can get even more unpredictable in their behaviour towards humans at this time

What's gutting about this is that Juniper seems to have had a family who supported and loved her, she was in a community that has been explicitly welcoming to trans people, and a man still murdered her. She was living the life so many trans people can only dream of, and it simply didn't matter.

"we're willing to trade kidnapped children for POWs" is a completely insane admission of guilt

As a Southerner I did not know American Chop Suy and American Goulash were a thing. They both sound and look to be hamburger helper. Someone posted on IG about the differences between chop suy and goulash and I was like "One is chinese food and one is Eastern European soup???" super confused lol

I always feel weird when I remember that something I wrote that's bad that happened in a fic ended up happening to someone I know irl later on. I wrote it to be the most fucked up thing ever and then it really happened to someone I know. 😐

This is just so fucking massive. SHAKIRA AND MADONNA! BTS are officially on the level of fucking MADONNA!

The victim was a 19 year old transgender woman. She was stabbed to death in the laundry room of her student apartment complex. Seattle police just released these pictures of the suspect. If you know who he is, you can call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

So Kaori Sakamoto announced her marriage at her retirement press conference

I've got to find a side hustle to make some money. I'm fucking BROKE man. I'm deadass gonna try to sell some of my clothes to get a little bit extra. I have a LOT of clothes and shoes I never wear so may as well see what I can get for them on facebook marketplace lmao.

no, I do not want you to write for me. I do not want you to summarize. I do not want to ask ChatGPT about my own content. I want you to stop bothering me with popups or I’m going to throw you into the lake

Local nonpartisan elections are diabolical. We have several notable elected officials in Dallas who hide behind it. They're clearly Republicans to anyone who bothers to do a little research, but most voters in this deeply Democratic city simply see them as "my helpful, friendly council member."

Kaori casually dropping marriage news while every ice dance team in north america is divorcing is so 😂😭 ⛸️

CONGRATS KAORI! Our sunshine is getting married! She’s going to be such a gorgeous bride, I hope we get dress pics!⛸️ the-ans.jp/news/677372/

"One study found that increasing the number of people who receive SNAP benefits by 5 percent could have prevented nearly 32,000 suicides over 15 years. And a $1 increase in minimum wage has been linked to roughly 8,000 fewer suicide deaths over a decade."

HOLY SHIT, IT'S SUPPLY SHOCK COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

Fun fact! This is how I found out most kids' parents in the 90s and 00s in rural Georgia were child abusers (in my eyes lmao). Classmates would be so upset over a bad grade and I'd go, "I know, this is gonna bring down my average!" and they're all like "I'm gonna get the belt!"

*Jake Brigance voice* Now imagine they're poor.... See how shit that's trashy for poor people is NYTimes hopeful story worthy for wealthy people?

I feel like I just read a prequel to The Great Gatsby.

I used to go to the movies all the time in college because that was when MoviePass came out and it was 100% unlimited $9.99/month to see as many movies as you wanted. I deadass probably personally kept AmStar 16 in Macon, Georgia's popcorn economy going. I legit watched every oscar nominee one year.

Everyone who complains about the US's systems of measurements has never met Canada... They pick metric or imperial based on vibes.

Evan Bates’ career is really doing the funniest thing. Not actually funny tho I am bereft 😭

It’s cool how the most powerful person in the country is a decomposing 79-year-old

Does... does this guy's wife think he wants to fuck his mom? DOES he want to fuck his mom???

NORMAL SECRETARY OF HHS: “You should not inject saline into your balls.” RFK JR: “You should not inject saline into your balls. You should use colloidal silver.”

British transplant Steve Hilton called Del Taco a "street taco", proving to all Californians that he knows nothing about tacos or Mexican food. Does he think standing by the road makes it a street taco? He's lived in CA since 2012, he should know to go to food trucks by now. 😏

The "I don't trust the COVID vaccine because they came up with it suspiciously quickly" to "I heard of the Hantavirus 96 hours ago and have determined that Ivermectin cures it" pipeline

Men are constantly killing themselves in attempt to look like He-Man instead of considering what it is about Tom Holland lip synching to Umbrella while wearing a corset that makes women lose their minds

Looking for my cat for 1.5 hours

There are 86 pregnant mothers locked up in ICE concentration camps. Pregnant immigrants in detention for months despite rules against it - Los Angeles Times share.google/PQsxrLcoTOWM...

Are any ARMY still interested in the BTS ARMY who follow back starter pack? I made it before to help ARMY find moots. (adults only) bsky.app/starter-pack...

I have to imagine Namjoon, at least sometimes, approaches a task like laundry or cooking and wishes fervently that Hoseok was there to talk him through what’s going to happen step-by-step in a firm yet collaborative way. I bet that feels so soothing

Your regular reminder that when David Duke ran for statewide office in the early 1990s, the MAJORITY of white Louisiana voters pulled the lever for him. This was AFTER they’d seen the pictures of Duke in a Klan outfit and a Nazi uniform.

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This is the worst news imaginable for mens skating 😭

A thing pundits like to do is say that Democrats failed to explain something important or critical to the public but what if the problem is the public and not Democratic messaging

I wish people could understand you don't HAVE to have an opinion about everything. There are tons of things you either don't know enough about to have an opinion OR it's just not your business so there's no need for you to have an opinion. So when I say "no opinion" I MEAN IT!

I'm technically undiagnosed ADHD but I'm almost certainly the most diagnosable person ever. Do you mean to tell me my VITAMIN DEFICIENCY is also the same as the main vitamins ADHD brains burn through too fast??? It's like every random side info about ADHD I learn is shit I have.

This is exactly what it means.

We could hold a party. A masque, even. One that recognizes the hemorrhagic fever threatening to lay waste to our society. A “masque of the red death,” if you will.

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.