I need to go to sleep because there are 8 hours of skating tomorrow, 6 hours of skating the next day, not much I'll get to watch Friday cause of work, and then 8 hours Saturday.

This dude "How dare a business care about the comfort and safety of their customers when I'm trying to get laid!"

Well, yeah, it’s kind of irrelevant now. We know where they’re at, they’re in the White House.

<long, deep sigh>

I feel like a person who doesn't know what gerrymandering is should immediately shut the fuck up in any political discussion in the United States. Your opinion doesn't matter when you don't know the most basic shit about how our government works.

I am far more worried about the rise of fascism than the rise of autism. Can we look into the causes of that?

Looking at this week's figure skating schedule with #JGPFigure in Baku, #CSNebelhorn, and #CSNepela ALL THE SAME WEEK. Okay, if I only try for singles, this is what I can watch live, and there's a LOT I'll have to finish later (for JGP) or find clips later on for fave skaters.

IDK why this never occurred to me, but in places with universal healthcare ABORTIONS are also covered???? Fuck you lucky motherfuckers. Jesus Christ, even if you have healthcare in the US, abortions aren't covered because of stupid fucking Christians.

I will never understand people who put their spouse before their children. If you are a parent and your partner is a higher priority than your children, you are a bad parent.

Enjoy this beauty fest from @funnyordie.bsky.social. Watch and listen. #WomensRightsAreHumanRights

I guess Disney realized getting Jimmy Kimmel back on air AFTER the rapture would be a net positive for everyone

You know how I know it it’s not safe to take Tylenol? A heroin addict told me so.

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

When he's right, he's right

If you have any old clothes you’re planning to get rid of, tomorrow would be a really funny day to leave piles of them in random places

What does getting a real ID take in your states, guys? I ask because I checked and all IDs in Georgia have been Real IDs since 2012. I checked mine because I'm flying in January and discovered I've had one since I got my license replaced after losing wallet in 2013 (and updating it online since).

Happy "Fall" y'all 🙃

How dare the Left make crass jokes about political violence, which Republicans would never, ever do...

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Even if people don’t drop their Disney+ subscriptions and stop going to the theme parks, Kimmel’s suspension has put a stain on the company’s reputation that it can’t get away from

While I am generally not the target market for any sort of nonconsensual sexual content, there is absolutely no world in which you can trust to the discretion of moderators in judging this sort of thing. It will always end badly, and in a different place from where YOU thought the line was.

hate to say I told you so www.theverge.com/policy/69730...

What an inconvenient time for the rapture; figure skating season is just getting started!

#BREAKING: Over dissents from Justices Sotomayor, Kagan & Jackson, #SCOTUS grants a stay in the Slaughter case (allowing President Trump to remove the last Dem member of the FTC), *and* grants certiorari "before judgment" to decide whether to formally overrule its 1935 ruling in Humphrey's Executor.

There's not even a pretense of impartiality anymore among the conservative members of SCOTUS.

Why do I randomly have Ghost Of You stuck in my head at 5am?????

Runners are fucking weird man. "Oh yeah, you definitely shit yourself sometimes" WHY the everloving FUCK would you take up a sport/hobby that involves SHITTING YOUR PANTS IN PUBLIC?????

If you wonder where I am, I'm over on the bird app live-tweeting me continuing episode 6 of ABO Desire the series! It's still confusing as fuck cause the poor writing makes it hard to tell what the actual plot is, but man I'm hooked to see what the fuck this sneaky little Hua Yong bitch is up to.

Jackie @rockerskating.com posted this on the other site (but not here) about Reitan/Majorov’s ChSt. I’d say it’s the EXACT LENGTH the isu judges went to get the results to fit their agenda 😒 #ChineseNebelhorn ⛸️

What happens when the kids grow up

why do they think progressives would even know charlie kirk's favorite drink 😭 mint tea with honey, that well known conservative dogwhistle

Dude. Every. Fucking. Place we went tonight either didn't have shit or got it wrong. @tacobell.bsky.social got our food wrong AND didn't have ice so we didn't get drinks. THEN @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social was out of everything but coffee, right down to not having CUPS. So no coffee.

This thread: 2025-26 ISU season best scores as of 21 September 2025 ⛸️🧵 Legend ^ indicates a new entry since last week * indicates that the score is from a junior competition

Oh yeah, one last thing before bed! It's Okay To Eat Fish by heartsdesire456 - KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/67684841

Alright Donovan is going to the Olympics, Kyrylo is going to the Olympics, and Hyungyeom got that spot, too. I'm DEAD. I'm going to sleep and I'm dying. I wish we could yeet the AIN skater so Davie Lewton Brain got a spot, but you can't win them all at least. #ChineseNebelhorn

I have not slept longer than 4 hours in a row since Thursday. After this I'm going to fucking go to bed and probably sleep for 10 hours straight.

All that matters is… DONOVAN IS GOING TO THE OLYMPICS!!! #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

That cry came from the depths of Donovan's heart #ChineseNebelhorn #SkateToMilano

Donovan Carrillo MEX 4S(step,hand), 2S, 3A, 3Lz3T(ftdwn), 3Lz2A2A, 3F(q,step), 3S stepseq 4, all spins 3 TES 64.82, PCS 72.57, FS 137.39, TOTAL 222.36 into 2nd - MEX gets the fourth spot bit.ly/46O5lmE #ChineseNebelhorn #SkateToMilano

Jumps are fake… Donovan’s swagger is the only thing that’s real 🥺 #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

OH THANK FUCKING GOD I ALMOST SHIT AND DIED #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn VIVA MEXICO!!!!!

I'm going to fucking drink bleach. Please no. #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Really???? Zooming in on their face during a STEP SEQUENCE??? This broadcast crew needs to be beat over the head with a Broadcast 101 Textbook. #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

DONOVAN!!!!! VAMOS DONOVAN!!!! #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

I SAID SAVE THE MENNING FOR THE LAST ONE!!! #ChineseNebelhorn #SkateToMilano

Mad respect to Francois for really fighting for all those jumps 🥺 #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Twould appear it was not the AIN skater that decided to eat shit.... not quite Pogorilaya-esque, but that was a ROUGH skate. Poor Francois #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Hyungyeom!!!!! Bro he skated like RuPaul told him to figure skate FOR HIS LIFE! #SkateToMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Hey.... AIN skater in first after the free.... it'd be hard to eat shit bad enough but it's not IMPOSSIBLE (anybody remember that one HORRENDOUS Pogorilaya skate that time where everybody was like crying with her and begging for them to stop her it was so bad?)