fuck ai & fuck silicon valley. this is what life is actually about. leftover chasu & rice, a sunny egg, homemade chinese celery leaf kimchi

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

Okay but cmon how cute is she

my dog did not sleep last night and (relatedly) I did not sleep last night

truly this show is my sleeper hit, jojo and taynew doing grown-up gay romance is just exquisite

Ngl idk who tyler childers is it sounds like they are just playing random radio music over there at wrigley

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

RIP Lindsey Graham

Gardening Update. Yes I need to repot my Italian basil.

I just be on here late at night refreshing hoping some degenerate is posting this late for my pleasure

once again asking - if you have shitposter friends from Twitter just let them know they will be v popular here bc there is a DROUGHT

"WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST REPORT IT TO THE POLICE!" scream a lot of leftie men who have been screaming about how cops can't be trusted.

Girl, get in line.

i find it hard to trust anyone with an mba

trying to buy a pair of shoes and the site is telling me that I am a bot/ suspicious and it keeps timing me out 😵‍💫

I feel like most of my skeets are more like bleets

only slept 15 mins last night and now I have to go to office?? to answer emails????

this storm is very kh1 secret ending coded

I need more late night shitposters on here

I literally cannot get over the fact that there was a literal conspiracy to raise the price of eggs during the Biden admin and it was covered as if it were a policy failure by 95% of the media.

if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.

okay I do think the heat is making my tummy hurt

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

I think thailand prepared me for this heat wave bc i was just outside and thought damn it's hot but it's not that bad out here

Incredible chart from @propublica.org. If you don’t follow enviro stuff closely, your instinct might be that the hold-your-nose solution (carbon capture from fossil fuels) would be the “pragmatic” one versus covering Earth in solar panels, which seems utopian. In fact it’s the opposite

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

Tay tawan is the boyfriend-coded man in existence like whew

tammie brown once said, “you both called me losers… & i don’t see you out there walking children in nature” - you know who was walking children in nature? gollum! something to think about…

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

idk if i have it in me today (this week)

Life lately

Thai Festival Chicago. It's a hot one out there but I got some good food. Will be back later to get food for my husband. 😅

The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive.

reminder that you can submit tree related requests through the CHI311 app 311.chicago.gov/s/?language=...

I think my (current) biggest rebuttal to the a* world is: WHY IS IT NOW MY JOB TO CHECK THE WORK OF SOMEONE(THING) THAT HASN'T ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT IS DOING?

People are so hungry for cool weird original things and we would have an endless buffet if people had any kind of stability to work from. Its so frustrating that there maybe 10 guys holding back what could be an insane artistic, cultural, and economic renaissance and we get nothing in return

I am not excited for the heat and rain the next few days but the silver lining in my head is "the plants are gonna love this"

I always forget how summer makes people h*rny

Periodic reminder that the Bears are worth $8.9 billion and already fully own and control 320 freeway-adjacent acres of land next to a train station. If they want to build a new stadium, there is quite literally nothing stopping them from doing so. Illinois does not need to "act fast".

If its not possible to stop those huge datacenters, why not charge them premium prices? Or require they provide their own power and cooling.

Watching the Ziwe ep with Jabouki and it made me remember how much I miss the bot that logged his deleted tweets. Wish he (and the bot) was here.

Don’t forget: the first pride was a brand collab

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

Can we just... Ban private equity?

The entire city of Chicago: [trying to have a nice Memorial Day at the lake] The cops: HELLO. WE ARE HERE TOO. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR H

gm

my dog has been crying nonstop to go on walks all week and has finally met her nemesis with this 80 degree weather!!!

media literacy these days is like "if i have to spend more two seconds thinking about what the story is saying, then the message is not explicit" even when the story is beating you over the head with its message