Ice knocked on doors of a targeted person's home. When no one answered, they snatched some random person off the street and kidnapped them.

Uptown doesn't lack ideas—it needs landlords who charge market rate for businesses that serve its residents.

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

So what is the Art Fair supposed to be called? The Artist Formally Known as Uptown’s Art Fair?

It’s bad that open source digital public infrastructure projects are under attack.

Nancy Sinatra, Frank's daughter had better sue these sleazy lowlifes for this... A 'CEASE & DESIST' letter to start with. @nancysinatra.bsky.social #EpsteintRUmpCoverUp REMOVE this criminal maniac's Felon Pedo protector REGIME. Remove iQ45's Liquor Cabinet!

ICE gassed my neighborhood so much that I just found two more spent munitions on my block FROM JANUARY

oh yeah. it's get-your-shit-sorted-out-for-the-week o'clock. good reminder.

In case anybody started thinking that the Occupation of Minneapolis was over.

BLEP!

Found it

None of this is normal.

THIS TOO. I cannot just afford to pay for a new flight same day.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

PHOTO SHOCKER: Is This America’s SLEEPIEST CAT?

These schools want to get public funding while also REJECTING 4-YEAR OLDS because their parents are gay or transgender, just to be clear

People are urging participants in the White House Correspondents’ Dinner to wear pro-1st Amendment pocket squares or take a bathroom break when “guest of honor” Trump speaks. I have a better idea: Cancel the damn dinner.

@carolecadwalla.bsky.social we were never consulted about AI, this is a good point 👇

The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Every authoritarian action Trump is taking must be understood against the backdrop of his declining popularity. He feigns strength, but he's operating from a place of weakness. Remember this.

"Callisto Vault is an encrypted platform that enables campus survivors to securely document a sexual assault and/or match with others harmed by the same perpetrator."

This is very good

Someone's doing very well, but its not the American public..

This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.

Almost every conservative Republican I know is conservative because of racism.

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Nearly a dozen senators issue Hegseth short deadline to answer for 'troubling allegations' #RawStory

a person who resorts to talking about IQ like it’s a super-scientific concept is, themselves, either not very smart or willfully dishonest. It’s practically disqualifying in itself

"Viewpoint diversity" is about making room for treating white supremacist rhetoric as an "idea" and you do not have to go along with it.

I'm ready for a $10,000 bounty on rapists

The Israeli army struck civilians in the Lebanese city of Mayfadoun. And then, the Israelis double-tapped the medics who arrived onto the scene. And then, they triple-tapped the next wave of medics. And then, they did it one more time for good measure.

Good night Bluesky. Together is the only way we build liveable todays and tomorrows.

I've got my fingers crossed 🤞that Elon Musk finally gets exposed to the public as the predatory monster he truly is and be brought to justice, in the same way Harvey Weinstein was exposed and brought to justice, nearly a decade ago. www.reddit.com/r/fuckelonmu...

A Prominent PR Firm Is Running a Fake News Site That’s Plagiarizing Original Journalism at Incredible Scale futurism.com/artificial-i...

DOJ seeks to vacate insurrectionists’ convictions, while going after a former CIA Director: If Trump can make convictions disappear for allies while prosecuting critics, the damage isn’t just theoretical. Once that line is crossed, it doesn’t easily uncross itself. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Me: kissing you just feels so right. Mercy: I hope not. You're really far left, and we're gay, so it would be weird to be right.

Men raped their way to the top women never slept their way to the top cause they ask for sexual favours from their students to give them their degrees and from their employees to give them promotions men just love projecting onto women

Motherfucker coming put of fan interaction retirement to tell someone how he puts on his stage powder

This is fucking weird. Stop being a creepy little weirdo like JD Vance.

'Watch his hand': Trump gets caught in an uncomfortable moment with Erika Kirk — the slow-motion replay has the internet completely unraveling share.google/FIqvA0pGnoQM...

SO. This is feeling like a sure thing. fingers crossed. Even if that happens tho I'm gonna have bills before I get first paycheck. A really generous person helped me get Rent for May covered but yeah food and meds and bills still exist. V: @/JKNotSoBad C: $/JKNotsobad PP: @/comfortingmoo Tip jar

Ask not for whom the baja blasts; it blasts for thee

The best movie scene from the bible

There was a time when the president inspired pride instead of exhaustion. I miss that more than I can say.

All of his businesses and property should be nationalized and dissolved and he should be stripped of literally every single asset and dollar. Put him in public housing and let him live off of whatever UBI the next Congress passes.

This, but for when someone on this website reinvents the idea of large-scale subsistence agriculture (“grow your own”) every 6 weeks or so