Crispbap
@crispbap.bsky.social
π€ 176
π₯ 112
π 1215
I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
Who needs to be out curing multiple cancers when instead you can make an increasing variety of barely profitable ant man films.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 15 hours ago
0
7
1
reposted by
Crispbap
Hanukkah-Matata
1 day ago
0
20
9
Goodwin so sickened he can hardly eat his book this morning π
about 20 hours ago
0
3
0
Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny, right now kier Starmer is at home crying like a little girl
about 20 hours ago
0
5
0
We live in the ruins of greater civilizations
1 day ago
0
2
0
If made to use this you should be legally allowed to murder up to 3 customers a month.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Say what you want about American Nazis at least the trains don't run on time.
1 day ago
3
158
5
reposted by
Crispbap
Alder Cheems
2 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
3
530
81
reposted by
Crispbap
Tara
3 days ago
I think about her a lot because of this
add a skeleton here at some point
11
1922
385
Throwing out this stank ass baby before it ruins my pristine bathwater.
3 days ago
0
0
0
If (for some insane reason) you are still paying a licence fee, or listening to dog shit BBC radio or reading their genocide apologia they call a news service, might I suggest that you fucking don't.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
0
4
1
To those asking for proof here's the only other picture of me wearing the jacket lol (best not ask about the weird pose, the nazi salute or other various things)
4 days ago
0
1
0
Doing an AMA on Reddit about the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video and it's going a out as well as you would imagine. Reddit behaviour is real.
4 days ago
0
3
0
They're actually real, lol. I assumed it was AI slop.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
3
3
0
Nice to be included alongside various cranks, glue bags and revanchist snake handling maniacs.
4 days ago
0
4
1
Khive out there downloading blueprints for the Nazi gas vans to stick disabled folk in.
4 days ago
0
2
0
Blocking someone (ie:me) and then rushing to add them to a list called (for example)'quiet, a mediocre man is talking' is admitting defeat and should be instantly followed up by a ritual hanging or self immolation ππ
4 days ago
0
0
0
2028 if these fuckin weirdoes are still squatting near the Dems levers of power.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
0
5
0
reposted by
Crispbap
assbutt
5 days ago
this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom
add a skeleton here at some point
9
1556
228
The hypocrisy on this site is sickening.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
1
55
4
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
1
10
3
Yanks learning about fascism through the space wizards franchise
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
1
6
1
I'm James Hong pilled. I'm lo Pan-maxxing.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
0
0
0
It's something I've avoided, I've avoided it very strongly.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Maladroithe
7 days ago
Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been
195
7645
1522
Come out ye black and trans, if you were assigned at birth a man
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Benny Feldman
8 days ago
Reading your palm: Wowβ¦ this is quite the life lineβ¦ you will live a long healthy life!! Reading your skull: Too bad youβll be Irish during it
0
274
42
Whenever I find myself in illegal drinking dens with roided up loyalist maniacs I often overheard them talking about it my people (taigs) should be on fire or not.
8 days ago
1
0
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Sen. Lemon Gogurt
8 days ago
you can really see the family resemblance
add a skeleton here at some point
9
744
114
Yeah, bluepoint would all still have jobs if they were churning out edgy homestuck ass fan art
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Crispbap
kren
2 months ago
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
187
8162
1768
Prince Andrew paying another convict in cigarettes to get him to apply the toothpaste to his brush.
8 days ago
0
1
0
Having to breathe the same air as these fucking atavistic snake handling reactionary maniacs is so enervating and nauseating. Just such obvious villains and fuckin weirdos to boot and there's fucking tonnes of them.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
1
0
Noonan strutting around his gaff, fucking up the place and ventilating a bunch of cops is basically the best thing Michael mann ever did (complimentary).
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Gupp
13 days ago
i redact things from my own mind w this gas rag
1
194
20
I have some ideas about what I want to see and you wouldn't need to spend 30 grand. In fact a tenner will buy some rope and you can get a rickety stool from the dump for free!
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
4
0
RIP Jesse Jackson. I met him in Dublin about 15 years ago when shooting some dog shit for the tourist board. This meetings is suspiciously absent from all the obituaries I've read so far.
11 days ago
0
1
0
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
1
18
4
I will NEVER care about anything a 'streamer' says. I have a mortgage, I pay taxes and get myself dressed almost every day.
12 days ago
0
0
0
We all need to give what we can.
13 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Phil
15 days ago
lol
0
28
4
We need a second internet where idiots like this can look at erotic cartoons of dogs and only interact with similarly addlepated shut-ins.
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
2
9
1
Early 2000's new atheism has proved to be the nexus of just assorted fucking creeps buffons and tendentious weirdoes. It defiles the entire point of the movement in the first place* *Providing ideological cover for liberals to cheer on the destruction of entire Muslim societies.
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
0
7
2
Thinking back to when I'd communicate with my editor solely through notes scrawled over Christopher Eccleston's nudes from 'the leftovers'
15 days ago
0
0
0
After 40 consecutive days of rain I'm beginning to understand why the guy from 'se7en' killed all them fuckers.
16 days ago
0
1
0
Just finished 'No other choice' and it's nice to be reminded every 14 months or so that films can be good actually.
17 days ago
0
0
0
Trying to look up who 'Nancy Guthrie' is on Google and hit with this ghost of Christmas past
17 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Crispbap
Your New Dad
17 days ago
France, uncool: "Oh hell yeah, Big Bang Theory and Jerry Lewis" Ireland, cool: "The first ten seasons of The Simpsons are the bedrock of society"
2
326
25
Moo deng, you don't have to do this ππ
18 days ago
0
2
0
Load more
feeds!
log in