doing a lot of the ole "type the vent-skeet and then never send it" social media style of posting lately

Shout out to a slice of bread with some butter on it

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Roe V. Wade

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

i wish discord would lean into being a retirement home for people who used to post on internet forums and stop putting pop ups on my screen asking me to buy gamer gems for streamer style squads or whatever the hell

The use of “czar” for a government executive really reached an absurd peak the other day when I read someone’s position was the appointed “anti-semitism czar” which well yeah he usually was

ok i got a lot of replies to this on tumblr but this is the best one ^^

This whole thread is utterly tragic.

Would love it if my job could get their shit together enough to stop sending me "you're in trouble for this thing you haven't done on time" emails when the thing is, in fact, done.

the odyssey movie looks so incredibly skippable, ugh

I’ll be damned. The Pulitzer board did it. Good on them

'Beltsville Agricultural Research Centre', Maryland - I was privately commissioned to memorialise the BARC by a past employee after learning it will be shut down by the USDA after over 100 years of research. They wanted to focus of this aerial embroidery to be the field plots... 1/3 (see thread)

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

It's weird having my work anniversary on May Day, but rest assured that my multi-million dollar company's dogshit acknowledgement of the milestone is an excellent reminder of why we fight for worker's rights.

I had to wake up at 4:45 a.m. for a meeting today which means the rest of the day has been me being INSATIABLY HUNGRY

Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:

Great Expectations was the first book I ever *couldn't finish*, which filled me with despair. I didn't know I could hate reading until Dickens, what a terrible accolade. But the book I hated the most that I actually read all of was Thoreau's Walden, of course.

*whispers* not sure if we're ready for this convo yet but I really notice how much better it smells in cities like Florence and Helsinki that have low-emissions zones, once the switch to e-vehicles (plus foot/bike/transit infrastructure 🤞🏻) is complete I bet we'll think this about streets too

I estimate I make somewhere between 100-150 pots of rice per year, and, like, two of them annually are Just Fucking Wrong, and I'm always so baffled it.

Probably! Attempted assassinations, actual assassinations, war and so much more are possible on polymarket bsky.app/profile/josh...

I feel this ESPECIALLY on Instagram, where it feels like my friends only use the Stories function. Lately the actual feed has me scroll for ages before I find a post from a person I actually know. Seeing a number on it is wild.

The amount of administrative work following the death of a cat is galling; I can't imagine how much worse this must be for a dead person.

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Mine was a collection of short stories and the first 50k words of a novel that I never finished, which is, frankly, for the best. I still like to slide the name of the protagonist into my present-day works as the occasional easter egg, though.

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

On this, the anniversary of Prince's death, all I can think about is Ezra Edelman's canned 9-hour documentary and how fucking badly I want to see it.

The comedy writes itself.

I still say if you must do a reboot of Escape from New York you flip it. Manhattan is fully a gated community for the rich now. Someone hires a mercenary to spirit away a relative from an abusive partner. And the chase is on to survive the night against several private security details.

happy #PortfolioDay ! i'm Lee, a transmasc + gay freelance illustrator/painter, and lover of all forms of art and portraiture. <3

Use bad photoshop like the ancestors did

This is it. Read the whole thread. Graduating into the 2008 economic collapse, living through COVID, living through whatever this is — I have scarcity trauma and I am gripping things so hard my fingertips bleed and I will never ever feel safe. "Do good work and keep your job" doesn't exist.

i'm whatever kind of catholic you call the kids who were baptized but who never go to church, hate organized religion, and still reserve the right to be smug when the pope body-checks a fascist

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

a disturbing amount of time spent amidst internet strangers is me trying to figure out "are you being a little shit, or are you just stupid"

The funny thing about Facebook is that if you turn off most of your notifications, it starts to invent things to send you notifs about, until you eventually cave and uninstall the app just to get it to leave you alone.

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Science is good. We should fund it.

saw project hail mary. i knew i'd cry, but i laughed harder than i expected. amaze, amaze, amaze

Man you think you don't need any paperclips until it's tax filing season and suddenly it's 1998 again

The idea of doing your taxes on a phone is chilling. Taxes are the most big computer activity imaginable.

Man it sure is nice to finally have enough adult trauma to really take the edge off all the childhood stuff, balance is important

i had a teacher in high school who used to count trash days until X event - only seven trash days until the end of school, or whatever. i have no idea why he was into this, but he would dutifully count them down on the board. i'm 41 and i still think about him every time i take my trash out.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The media framing of Kayne West as having uttered 'anti-semitic remarks in the past' is so infuriating. The man said 'Heil Hitler' publicly. He sold Swastika t-shirts in his merch shop. He outright stated he's a Nazi. The press should be repeatedly asking why hatred has been paid and invited here.

War. And after that? War. And now? War. War. History might as well be water, chastising this shore. -Carol Ann Duffy, The Wound in Time, written on the occasion of the centenary of the first World War. #everynightapoem

We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other.

A poignant moment #Artemis 🔭🧪

Most badass YouTube video description to date.