TL;DR: we killed a bunch of people and blew up a bunch of stuff, all to end up in a worse position than we were in with Obama’s nuclear deal. (4/4)

* 11yo and I were listening to #DaveMatthewsBand Me: You know what song I like of theirs is song number (#) 41 11yo: Oh I like the song hashtag(#) 41 *it took us a minute to realize we were talking about the same song just different generation 😂 #genX #genAlpha #momlife

This is the first step to reclaiming our lives and our children’s lives. www.cnn.com/2026/03/25/t...

Underrated tweet! 🤣😅

Follow the money in this war. Trump just made it even more unaffordable to be an American as oil prices skyrocket so will the price of gas. All this global chaos just b/c the Americans refuse to take responsibility and action on the Epstein files. JFC

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

For all those who didn't watch tonight, allow me to summarize: The liar lied again.

It's very funny to me that Trump went through all of the trouble of launching a scam cryptocoin or invading a foreign country to take their oil revenue personally hostage when he could simply sell bathwater to Republican members of Congress on OnlyFans.

Imagine having your #Goldmedal win attached to that disaster of a #Stateoftheunion. Forever in documentaries will ur amazing feat be attached to #Trump b/c he is so selfish he wanted to coast on the tail of your hard work.

“51st state later” they do not plan to give Alberta immediate statehood. I think Puerto Rico is on line one for a wake up call for Alberta.

Five days in to Felonious Clump’s second year. What a decade this year’s been.

#HappyNewYear to the jogger jogging at 8pm on New Years Eve while I was on my way to Dairy Queen. I’m happy we both achieved our goals this past year. 😬 #Cheers

Recap of tonight's speech

Watching a show with where a guy is flirting with a girl. Me: That guy is macking on that girl 11yo: 🤨?????? Me: What? 11yo: my generation we say “rizzing” like “that guy is rizzing on that girl.” Me: so that is what that word means #languageevolution #momlife

Oh Tennessee, you miserable state. Voting for the same poison won’t increase those terrible ranks. 41st in healthcare, 45 on crime and 47 in happiness.

Gupta: Nobody takes a Montreal Cognitive Assessment with this type of frequency. Doing it as frequently as he’s doing makes no sense. I don’t know any neurologist who would recommend doing a MoCA with that type of frequency. It’s not the flex that I think he believes it is.

The US is getting ready to be a deadbeat dad again. Venezuela is about to find out what it feels like to be Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria etc.. they will steal your wealth and then leave to go get milk and never come back.

Breaking news. The crockpot went down, halfway through cooking today's roast. Fortunately, like most Canadians, we carry a spare, and the 'beef goes on'. (Thank you, Sonny Bono. R.I.P) C'mon! That line has to be worth a follow.

16yo is taking Foods at school and has become quite the little chef. She was watching a British cooking show. 16yo: The British conquered half of the world for spices and then refused to use them!! What level of hell serves British cuisine?

Haven't seen this previously. Fantastic. @drjaydrno.bsky.social @freakindelight.bsky.social @sproutcan.bsky.social @krzwyf.bsky.social @davidnmaisie.bsky.social

Dear #YYC, the snow is upon us once again. Just a gentle reminder that there is no fourth lane on Crowchild Tr. If you’re driving in a fourth lane you are driving on the shoulder. #JFC #Snowshouldnotmakeyoustupid

Dreading the drive home but loving the winter scene outside my office window.

This guy can get fucked

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

456,365 SIGNATURES!!!! Omg omg OMG! WE ARE FOREVER CANADIANS IN ALBERTA!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #Alberta #Canada 🇨🇦#ForeverCanadian #CanadaSky #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg #WeAreCanadian

I want to say something to those people I once knew, disagreed with but could talk to but no longer can because the cheese has slid right off their Triscuit: “Look what you have become.” But they just chase the outrage baked into their alt-right algorithm like a cat chasing a laser pointer.

On a deadly serious note, the President cannot rely on external, private sources to fund spending as an end-run around Congress’ constitutional power of the purse. If he can, we no longer have a republic.

Rewatching #GameOfThrones and I realized what Trump and MAGA have stolen from us. Just a few years ago the biggest international incident was someone posting spoilers. Social Media was full GOT memes. Now we cower in collective horror of how quickly Trump and MAGA dismantled it all.

An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Hubby: What are you doing? Me: just texting with my BFF My texts:

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

Trump really wants to see American being beaten, maybe shot on live TV by the National Guard. He wants to terrify Americans just like any other tinpot dictator. His bloodlust won’t be satiated until he adds a bloody chapter to American History.

How is this photo not breaking the paralysis and flooding the streets with outrage.

Everyone is down with the sniffles. Had to pull out my Latina mom’s “Wake the Dead” chicken veggie soup with 15 herbs and spices and 6 different types of veggies and farm fresh chicken. Soup gives life! #homemade #familyrecipes #heartysoup #momlife

If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better." Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better. Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand. We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

The Republicans are looking for 7 morally bankrupt Democrats to dodge a gvt shutdown. The US future is dependent on finding just. A handful of people to be either good or evil

He had gone SO cold. Now if Vladdy would get his $#$& figured out...

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.

America: Epstein files Trump: Jimmy Kimmel America: Epstein files Trump: James Comey America: Epstein files Trump: how about Amelia Earhart

The day could’ve chosen to be anything but it chose to be good.

The balance of humanity and this world hangs on the Americans inability to find 3 people in the House and 5 in the Senate to cross over and stop this madness. 8 needed to shackle Trump and project 2025…just 8…a country who claims to be the home of the brave can’t even muster 8 brave people..8…

Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash. Pam Bondi knew. Kash Patel knew. Emil Bove knew. And they made the investigation go away. A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

Best late night talk show host. Ever. Period. End of story. Sadly, the U.S. administration is just “Stupid Human Tricks” in the form of an alleged government.

Stolen valour