Eight people in a phone booth shouting, “See? Everyone wants to leave!”

Do you think “Bondi” will become a notorious synonym for evil and protector of evil? “That guy is a total Bondi. Makes my skin crawl.”

Wow. I just heard snippets of that country song from the crybaby halftime show. Dude, you weren’t cancelled because of your transphobia. You were cancelled because you absolutely suck at music. And you need to be cancelled harder.

tHiS iS aN aTtAcK oN bErTa CuLtUrE aNd HiStOrY!!!11!1!!

The “fuck your feelings” crowd are sure struggling with their feels about Bad Bunny, while freeze peach absolutists are twisting their wee minds into pretzels to justify their desire to silence Bad Bunny’s message of love. This world, man.

I am flabbergasted that “love is stronger than hate” and “together we are America” is “filth.” From the same people who think “anti-fascism” is terrorism. Staggering in its blatant hate.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

671 years ago, on the 10th of February 1355, two Oxford University students complained about the quality of wine served to them in a tavern at the Carfax junction. The dispute with the taverner turner physical and escalated to the St Scholastica Day riot, lasting over three days. . #otd #history 🗃️

The moral of the story? They steal from themselves.

This is probably the only time you will see the word “washed” in the same sentence as Kid Rock.

Yeah. What we want in higher ed is ideological chowder heads deciding what constitutes good research. Future headline: “Don Dani directs all Tri-Council funding to petroleum, horse paste, and chem trail research, and also Sam Mraiche.” Bunch of bonobos.

"Our findings suggest the opposite of what Smith has alleged. On the federal level, psychology, education and fine arts received the largest share of the $2.1 billion paid out through the eight SSHRC programs in the last 10 fiscal years." theconversation.com/albertas-bil...

Welp. Looks like the traitorous trash heap will have to pitch their hissy fit elsewhere in Lethbridge. Kudos to Movie Mill for telling Shilla Don’t Read and the other Rebel goobers to kick rocks. Shockingly, it appeared the Rubble lied about the purpose of the event. 🙄🖕

I just saw Kid Rock being referred to as "Hillbilly Vanilli" and I just 💀

Holy shit this is like drunk karaoke. 😂😂😂

“I don’t need to practice. I’m playing for the dumbest demographic in the world. And they don’t know my lyrics, either.”

That meteor strike can come anytime now.

BREAKING: Photo of the entire Kid Rock halftime audience.

bad bunny found his target and hit bullseye

You know, the goobers who mock “snowflakes” sure do seem pretty snowflakey with their segregated “All Racist” halftime show. They’re deep in their feels.

tHe SuPeR bOwL iS wOkE!!!11!!

Rubes gonna rube.

How did the “I only get supervised visits with my kids every other weekend” halftime show go?

It’s a Good Life If You Don’t Weaken (or use Twitter)

What's your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long? “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.” Also the song title that made people refuse to play charades with me.

Toss up between what's worse, the game, or the Canadian commercials

Super Bore.

I have to admit I am a little disappointed Green Day didn’t have an explicit Fuck Trump moment during their act.

I just saw it called Klanchella and choked on my nachos.

I wonder how the Klan Klown halftime show is going.

Goobers rocking out to a Green Day song utterly mocking them.

Come on wardrobe malfunction!

Props to my spouse for rolling down the window and flipping the bird as we drove by some Alberta separatists waving treason flags at an intersection 😆👍

Ooooooohhhh. The Redneck Rebel Regatta is coming to my city! Berta’s finest goobers will be trying to drum up support for the landlocked Free Republic of Alberta Liberty and Freedom for Folks Who Don’t Read Good and Oil.

A trippy Saturday night on the turntable tonight. :-)

When your ideas are too nuts even for the mad mango of disinformation.

I wonder if Don Dani has contacted the Department of War to demand they stop spraying Albertans with chemtrails. She said she was going to.

Looked up to the Gord above, and said, “Hey, man, thanks.” Happy birthday, Gord.

God couldn’t have set the alarm a little fucking earlier? Or were ya’ hittin’ the snooze button for a few years? JFC.

Just your regular reminder of this:

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NFL: bAd BuNnY cAn’T bE pOlItIcAl!! Also NFL:

www.theglobeandmail.... Evidence govt tried to block transparency. One thing striking, buried in this article, was this statement by govt PR: “how misguided it was to emphasize that our rates were higher” When they don't like expert espoused FACTs they call them "misguided" 1/2

It’s as if the entirety of the comments section became President.

Exactly! 🙌🏼 #badbunny #pinks

I’m late to the party but I see a certain Residential School denier was feeling lonely and needed some attention. Again. 🙄

Masked soldiers and shithead coming...

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