Oh, hurray. It’s Street Wheelers weekend here in the ‘Bridge. 🙄

BREAKING: Felonious Clump imposes football tariffs on Belgium. New score: USA wins 5-4!

🤣 The commentators dissecting post game are utterly RUTHLESS. 🤣

Bowzer has a message for the USMNT. imgflip.com/gif/2tuh3w

Lol US.

Smithnwesson is professing her obedience to the US government at Stampede. Fucking quisling.

If the USMNT happens to win the World Cup, the “victory” will come with an asterisk.

On behalf of all USMNT supporters everywhere, special thanks to Donald Trump for wrapping the team in distraction and scandal before their biggest game ever. Really appreciate him getting his grubby tiny hands all over this.

FIFA, one of the most corrupt sport organizations in the world & Trump, one of the most corrupt politicians in the world just cut a deal.

Lol. FIFA giving him a pretend medal spray painted gold means he thinks he owns them; he’s theirs to deal with. 🖕

Love how like 96% of adults don’t even drink or like milk, but if chugging RAW milk can - in their decroded little minds - trigger the libs at Health Canada, they’ll do it. I love milk, I can digest it. I drink 1%, but I want to try raw milk as much as a I want to try to befriend a bear, meaning 0%

I worked at the Ag Museum in Milton. During “Dairy Days,” we’d have a milking demonstration, take the raw milk to the ice cream making station, then take the ice cream and dump it. Because it was raw. Smithnwesson’s 2020s Berta is less safe than Mike Harris’s Ontario.

Annnnnnd now I’m Norwegian.

“Socialist,” “communist,” and “Marxist” are not interchangeable.

Hoy soy mexicana. ¡Viva, México!

Happy, “Hey, fuck it, let’s have a king again but make him a mad king this time” Day to the US!

🙄 Walking a fine line, there, Dani Dolittle. Beware the seppie coup!

Dear Seppies: Get to work. No Canada Day for you, you deluded miscreants. 🖕

The voter list leak sees its first lawsuit! This press release announces the launch of a class action lawsuit against the government, the chief electoral officer, the centurion project, the Republican Party of Alberta and David Parker. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

This is why the Berta government’s approach to post secondary is damaging. From Tommy Lu’s “Institute for Commodifying Research Immediately” to Smithnwesson’s ham-fisted interference in research grants to Alberta researchers, the UCP & its conservative predecessors are enemies of basic research.

Congratulations, Canada! On to the 16!

WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

Let’s go, Canada!!!

This is a very not good book for my wallet. Just ordered 4 Fabriano notebooks because what I obviously have none of is notebooks. 🙄

Much hero. So saviour. 🙄

🎶🎶 Quick to the point, to the point, no faking Cooking DJT like a pound of bacon 🎶🎶

JFC. The seppies sure are making some good arguments recently. 🙄 But don’t forget that Smithnwesson legitimized this lunacy by suggesting that it’s the US Department of Defense (now Department of War) that is spraying Berta with ChEmTrAiLs. Her base is wingnuts and racists.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Just watched Jeff Rath walk out of a Canadian Tire holding a bag that says “Canada’s store”. Irony will apparently be encouraged in an independent Alberta.

“The procurement document estimates 26,800 ADAP clients will be referred to the contractors during the active intake period of July 1, 2026 to June 30, 2029.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Right-wing think tankers urge PM Mark Carney to leave Alberta alone to undermine public health care albertapolitics.ca/2026/06/righ... #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli

I still can’t get over this. 😂😂😂 How to earn $70B a year in four easy steps, according to Seppie Marceau. 1. Annex NWT 2. Build pipeline over muskeg 3. Buy icebreakers 4. Profit I swear, these nimrods are a parody of themselves.

We make the pipeline, Then we buy a navy, Then the Alberta navy gets silver ships so dolphins will think they're whales, Then the dolphins escort the ships to the ocean! CHECKMATE, HIPPIES. #AbLeg #RaiseTheHabbakuk

Someone has been listening to some Stan Rogers and misinterpreted the lyrics!

There are strange things done under the bright sky By the men who blame the East; The prairie trails have their secret tales That would make Trudeau the Beast; The seppie nuts have made weird plans, But the strangest they ever did make Was that night on the stage up near Cold Lake To annex NWT.

#MakeAlbertaOceanfrontAgain! @vic4alberta.bsky.social

It’s the Convoy MOU all over again. No actual leaders, just crackpots and grifters falling over each other to get screentime and fundraise.

Hey, @vic4alberta.bsky.social? You guys got something in the works for taking the North West Passage?

Look at this collection of misfiring synapses. You may not think the seppies are sending their best and brightest, but I assure you they are. The #MarchOnFernie was a fun bit of satire, not a tutorial, you mangle-brained dunderheads. JFC. (From Reddit)

These Canadian Drs hit the nail on the head! Dual practice has repeatedly failed to fix wait times wherever it's been tried. We need—& deserve—evidence-based solutions, which means strengthening & expanding our universal public health care. edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...

Bad few days for Dan McLean. Loses his fight to nix the noise bylaw changes. Then loses the UCP nomination in Calgary Shaw. Carrying Smith's water is heavy, man.

Well, the team made not have done that well, but their fans sure did. Lol, Boston.

The more things change with the UCP, the more they stay the same.🤨

During the election, Danielle Smith called the NDP liars and assured Albertans that: "no one can jump the queue" "no one can pay out of pocket" "no one will ever pay out of pocket" Premier Smith's election campaign was all lies. #ableg #abpoli

Absolutely gorgeous goal!

JFC. The abhorrent orange wretch stealing“Hallelujah,” never mind not understanding the lyrics. As pissed as I get about the song being used in wildly inappropriate contexts, this is the worst, most infuriating corruption I’ve ever seen. 🤬🖕

Canada and Switzerland confused about the sport they’re playing, looking more like a hockeying contest.

Enjoy your DaniDollar$!

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