Nuh uh. It was Antifa. They did a terrorism on the escalator and clogged its gears with Tylenol.

Different mushroom species independently evolved distinct biochemical pathways to produce psilocybin, illustrating convergent evolution and expanding options for biotechnological applications. doi.org/g94mcm

This is weapons grade trolling. Just spectacular.

Danielle Smith, please update us on your investigation into Chem Trails. #Chemtrails #abpoli

It was a great day to discuss political accountability w/ the municipal election a month away. Discussed the Lawlessness Task Force's questionable formation & the mayor & JMH's response to my concerns (i.e., pseudo-intellectual, keyboard warrior). Thank you for your attention to this matter.

A kid in my grade 11 Bio class did a presentation on epilepsy. He did not do any research. He did no reading on the subject. He stammered through 10 agonizing minutes before he finally said, “Mrs. King, this sucks. Can I sit down?” That was a Toastmasters’ speech compared to Felonious Trump today.

Can someone please find the escalator and teleprompter saboteurs, then take them out for a drink and nominate them for a Nobel Peace Prize?

800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.

So did MAGA get ruptured today to sit at the feet of Republican Jesus? That’s what they promised.

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/dani... #cdnpoli

And I’ve stopped 7 wars. I’m very good at that. But don’t eat the pastrami. It’s very fatty. I think the UN does a very bad job. One time I threw a football 800 yards. I wasn’t even trying. The UN does a terrific job. Do you know the song Itsy Bitsy Spider? I wrote it. I’ve met Jesus. Beetlejuice!

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Campfire Tom Thomson 1916

Too many modern Americans are incapable of analytical reasoning because we didn't think the Humanities were important. We decided that education is a waste unless it produces money.

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I went to this three-ring shitshow. It was a carnival of grievance politics and asininity. Another roadside distraction.

To live in #Alberta is to hike in some of the most beautiful landscapes in the world on the weekends. Then, read about how your provincial government wants to sell it for parts in the news on Monday morning. #Berta #Hike #FireTheUCP

My MP is an entirely unserious embarrassment. She brings shame to Lethbridge. Utterly useless and clueless.

Can someone please corner any CPC MP with any of their disgusting tweets and do this? Maybe Aaron Gunn? Or John Rustad in BC? #cdnpoli #bcpoli

It’s astonishing that we live in a time when talk of the rapture isn’t even remotely the wackiest thing in the algorithm horror show.

BREAKING: Danielle Smith orders UCP MLAs to relabel all defective Turkish Tylenol for export to the USA. Tariff free.

Say the password “brainworm” to purchase Tylenol at our gift shop.

Incidentally, the best three-topping pizza is Italian sausage, mushrooms, and black olives. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

When they go low, go lower with snide mockery. 🤣

So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.

LOL

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Happy Hobbit Day!

*P.S. This has NOTHING to do with the $4 000 000 000 we lost because we were obsequious little lickspittles who kowtowed to a semi-sentient, fascist, hemorrhoidal maniac.

The end is beginning.

isn't this a case where Tylenol could easily sue for enormous damages and win?

So Tylenol causes autism and tomorrow the whackadoodles will be whisked away into the sky to sit on the baby Jesus’ lap and ask him for a rapturemas present. Or something. This is the most painfully asinine timeline. It’s infected with the stupid.

As a student I was blessed with a few teachers who really challenged our thinking. This happened when students were offered a question for discussion... "If they can silence Kimmel, who’s next?...The teacher who challenges students to think critically?..." open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...

If they could, the UCP would just have a barrel of oil as a candidate in most ridings. And the constituents would be better served by a mute, inanimate object.

fIxEd In NiNeTy DaYs!

Meanwhile in #YEG last night... (on the same day that Danielle Smith claimed a contract offer many paramedics have called insulting would solve all of their problems) This is the extent of the problems. Begging students to delay their education to work. #abpoli #EMSCrisis

The refs have finally discovered they are able to throw flags against the Chiefs.

But what about Sam Mraiche’s defective Turkish Tylenot? Maybe Smithnwesson can ban Tylenol and finally sell off Sam’s snake oil to replace it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

United States of America announces today they are at war with They.

Niners’ fans.

PIÑEIRO!!!! 3 and 0, baby!!

If you think Trump's leaving office peacefully in 2028 then I've got a great deal on some Ivermectin stocks here for you.

Yesterday marked only the 8th month of Kim Jong Trump’s second regime. Only three years and four months to go!

It’s nice not having a panic attack every time the Niners try a field goal.

BREAKING: Trump orders ICE to shutdown The Onion.

Mac fucking slow boat Jones. Ffs. Just lumbering away in the pocket. Watching him, I really appreciate just how good and how much of a play maker Purdy actually is.

Everyone needs to stand up to it. Everyone! The media & journalists need to stop bending the knee to a wannabe dictator.

Area man who couldn't convince his local constituents to elect him says he'll convince American authoritarian leader to be nicer to Canada.