It’s really, really, really f*+^ing hard to be a teenager. On every & all sides of the equation.

Ahem. It wasn’t a “belief” It was a damn fact And he’s just the token sacrificial lamb the rest of the privileged dude class implicated in all this are desperately hoping will satisfy the masses.

I love how people line up at airport gates a half hour before boarding starts as if seating is a free for all.

There is nothing that enrages the privileged class more than success that is earned.

I’m 51 I’ve spent the last year learning Spanish I spent today learning with my bestie how to sail a tiny little boat by wind in the Puerto Vallarta bay I am great at neither But the older I get, the more I realize the experience is the end goal.

While I agree with the sentiment this doesn’t address the root cause. We are using taxpayer dollars to indirectly support & continue incredibly high profits by grocery chains, wholesalers & massive meat packers. Producers & Consumers are being eaten by the greed of the corporate Middlemen

Sir, you’ve just returned from Davos In Switzerland Imagine being that afraid of a guy named after a misbehaving sexual innuendo toy.

I’m covering a position in lab that entails reviewing the work of others, trying to follow their thinking & have discovered I quietly say “k’ay so” a lot. I’m also taking Spanish at night. So I’ve just realized I spend my days slowly whispering repeating the Spanish word for cheese like a mantra

Agreed. It is time to end this discrimination. Death with dignity should never be considered optional within a publicly-funded institution. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Greenland should rename itself Fuckyoutrumpistan & the rest of the world should formally change the name of Epstein Island to Greenland. #trump #davos

Because Putin wants it.

It’s absolutely worth mentioning that he’s of the generation that bemoans the awarding of participation trophies

Politicians pretending to solve a problem by forming a committee to investigate is like getting a teenager to vacuum. A lot of back & forth, some energy invested, nothing uncovered intentionally, only the easy bits done & performed as fast as possible before running out the door. #ableg

Ladies, bring the same energy to yourself that Gen X men do when they see themselves naked in a mirror.

Listening to the Trump interview in the New York Times, listening to him vigorously defend the actions of ICE shooters…. Sir, you pardoned everyone involved in the January 6th attack When one’s only check is oneself, when self interest & ego is the deciding bar, one lays waste behind them.

My timeline absolutely needed this cleanse

Just here to point out to Poilievre & Premier Smith that no pipeline in hell will solve the problem of oil prices hitting the shitter now that their Lord & Saviour of freedom, President Trump, has violated international law to seize control of a whole pile of it. #ableg #cdnpoli

I wondered at the incredible loyalty the supplement industry has amongst Generation X and then I realized that our worship ingrained with the dopamine sugar high of Flintstone vitamins

TLDR: Teachers wouldn’t accept our offer to do nothing so we ordered them back to work and through our UCP task force that omitted teacher input, found out they wanted us to do something, which is why we couldn’t get to an agreement. ~Danielle Smith #ableg #abpoli #abed

Some tinder to ignite over your Christmas turkey tonight If publicly funded and privately offered healthcare services are the solution, why haven’t Medicentres eliminated wait times in our emergency rooms? Happy Ho Ho Day 🎄

Lorne Gunter’s latest opinion piece says the quiet part out loud. Any investment fund focused on propping up an economy dooms the economy And restricting or limiting investment opportunities of such a pension plan dooms the plan. #ableg

The highest form of familial love is making Christmas meals that might possibly give one of your relatives a coronary or result in diabetic shock

Recognize you’ll undoubtably find something you want while Christmas shopping. Self care is unabashedly buying it, wrapping it & putting it under the tree for you from Santa. Santa always loves you, sometimes he just needs you to help 😉

If you ever wish to quantify the ability to deny reality amongst Alberta men, just count all the dudes grocery shopping in shorts when it’s minus 25 outside.

Taking glee in the death of anyone is repugnant. Full stop.

When it drops below minus 20, I think Canadians should be given the right to hibernate.

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”

It is a testament to the width & breadth of our love for our children that we sit through their elementary band performances.

And then imagine you’re the woman in the window seat next to him when he manspreads.

Isn’t everyone’s?

I’d prefer one to commemorate everyone who died from Covid instead of your glorified hot tub party.

“There is now a temporary moratorium on referenda in Alberta.” It’s like these separatist bampots are all yelling at each other in a phone booth, “SEE‽ EVERYBODY WANTS TO LEAVE.” And are totally shocked that most Albertans do not also have a cranial-rectal impaction.

If the Liberals are smart enough to introduce tough & enforced Right to Repair legislation, slap it first on farm equipment & heavily message it to farmers, the hold Conservatives have on Western Canadian riding will be shot to hell. Just sayin’ #canpoli #ableg apple.news/AxQIP5htpQUK...

Peak mic drop when the dj trolls you. #ableg

The funniest part about American Thanksgiving is that they haven’t figured out we Canadians celebrate it by partaking in all of their Black Friday sales & omit the all family drama, travel & indigestion Sorry 😉 #thanksgiving

I hope she absolutely marinates in the sweet juicy bliss of karmic justice

Before we allow physicians to practice in a mixed private/public practice… Ask why we have such a huge number of public operating rooms in our hospitals that sit perpetually empty, unfunded for pre, post & surgical care. Every surgeon in alberta is SCREAMING for more public OR time. #ableg

My Twitter account at one time had 16,000 followers Odd how I never needed a VPN. 🤔

Russia’s foreign policy mimics most drunken games of Risk.

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

My dream job is to be the person who calls out the pickup order numbers at the Costco hotdog counter. But only if I can aggressively heckle all the people who’ll wait 10 minutes for their food & then be completely oblivious when it’s ready.

Sir, please inform your constituents that Trump blew that too. #uspoli #Epstein

Area woman discovers it doesn’t matter how you look, the internet will always find a way to shame you.

A statement can be true yet wildly misleading Inference & implication INTENDED to lead to misinterpretation Politicians are masters at this 1000 “new” hospital beds & 3000 “new” teachers can be obtained while closing 1000 beds & 3000 teachers retiring Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic

It’s a good thing for Ghislaine Maxwell that Epstein is dead because Megyn Kelly’s auditioning hard to be his new enabling girlfriend #epstein #uspoli

Quick, someone ask Megyn if a 15 year old should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.

I’ve used up all the bananas in my freezer. The End is nigh

The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes. #uspoli

Rats Flee Sinking Ships

The Book of Revelations says that all will worship the Beast & given the internet just saved me from having to relearn the horrors of polynomial math to help my kid with their homework, I guess I’m all in with Great Satan.