It’s a good thing for Ghislaine Maxwell that Epstein is dead because Megyn Kelly’s auditioning hard to be his new enabling girlfriend #epstein #uspoli

Quick, someone ask Megyn if a 15 year old should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.

I’ve used up all the bananas in my freezer. The End is nigh

The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes. #uspoli

Rats Flee Sinking Ships

The Book of Revelations says that all will worship the Beast & given the internet just saved me from having to relearn the horrors of polynomial math to help my kid with their homework, I guess I’m all in with Great Satan.

I spilt flour on the kitchen floor, realized how slippery it was with my slippers, reminded me of my grandparents shuffleboard, pondering how shuffleboards disappeared & no one noticed & lost an hour of time In case you’ve ever wondered how a person’s mind wanders on a long stretch of night shifts

But her emails. Hillary’s marinating in a sea karmic bliss this morning #uspoli #epstein #trump

Man insisting he doesn’t need to reflect after divorce is usually the reason for the divorce. Just sayin’ #cdnpoli

Read Just to fuck over The Man

You know, we’d probably do better at solving the affordable housing crisis if we stopped pretending the solution is allowing a developer to buy an infill lot for $500k, demolishing the house, putting two or three smaller houses on it & then selling each one for $600k.

Our license plates should read The Land of Syphilis & Measles” The New York Times 👇

This may sound cold & callous. But the government shut down in the States is the direct result of the legislative Left no longer protecting the voters on Right from the ramifications their choices. I’m curious to see if those voters see the link.

Me side eyeing my phone when I forget a password, change a password & then it requires me to enter in the new password before it will accept my face scan ID Web security designer person, I may forget the letters, cases, numbers & symbols you require but I definitely didn’t forget a face transplant

In her memoir “Nobody’s girl,” Virginia Giuffre explicitly stated that she gave the FBI a list of names of Epstein’s clients that abused her. Why is the American media not asking Kash Patel where those names are? #uspol

An expression we use in lab is “shits & giggles” testing. Meaning the result is either already known, absolutely irrelevant to patient care or the doc literally has no idea what’s wrong so they’ve ordered everything on the test menu. This is the pinnacle of shits & giggles testing.

Order in council dropped late this afternoon that rescinds the previous gift policy for UCP premier's and ministers' staff. But does this mean the premier and ministers can still accept Skybox tickets and other expensive freebies?

Given the UCP has proven they don’t negotiate in good faith and Given the negotiations with AHS, LPNs, Lab & Covenant are either being slow boated or awaiting a strike vote Why not have members of ALL THESE vote on the current offer &/or strike vote & we could have 100k on LEGAL strike in 2 weeks.

Listening to the #ableg feed along with 10’s of 1000s of other Albertans right now. I was just swiping my mascara on as @marlinschmidt.bsky.social made what will be forever known as the “why my teacher’s drank” quip. So thanks Marlin, I now look like Ozzy Osbourne to head out for the night 😆

The Teacher’s strike would be over tomorrow if the UCP offered the same contract the United Nurses of Alberta signed or if they agreed to binding arbitration. The Notwithstanding Clause is a nuclear level hammer with the long range consequence of saying the UCP doesn’t negotiate, they legislate.

The Notwithstanding Clause is a political golden ticket that allows a provincial government to ignore the Charter of Rights & Freedoms I guarantee you by tolerating this, we open the door for the day they come for you When instead, we should be warning Premier Smith that this door swings back hard

The uptake of petition collectors & signatories on the Forever Canada campaign is proof a WIDE swath of folks are interested & willing to perform tasks they perceive as MEANINGFUL & IMPACTFUL A party recognizing, harnessing & focusing this will win And I don’t see a party doing it in #ableg

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Totally getting raven/witch energy. Kinda respect it

As we all wait days for results while municipal ballots are hand counted…. I hesitate to point out to Premier Smith & her fellow conspirants that optical scanners are also used in Departmentals & most Uni exams And she hates teachers & profs enough to force them to hand count those too.

Premier Smith is insisting we can’t afford nice things because the price of oil is in the shitter. The person in complete control of setting a budget primarily based on this highly price fluctuating & volatile single resource is *checks notes* Premier Danielle Smith. #ableg

The UCP ads make their offer of 3000 extra teachers sound reasonable Until you realize that 3000 teachers is about 1 extra teacher per school That's NOT going to solve the problem of overcrowding Not even close #able

If I were in charge of the @albertandp.ca merchandise procurement, I’d be ordering plate frames that say “And can’t wait to vote NDP” Just sayin’

And makes me think them twice as long.

Just here to point out that the Portland frog is a significant upgrade from the 4chan frog.

Ummmm It’s not like us front line folk use computers or need to be paid…. But we “can” afford the upper suite bureaucracy for all the new pillars 🙄

My child is making me go back & watch episodes of Mythbusters. I’ve just realized Adam & Jamie are a perfect compare & contrast example of the power & glory of ADHD & high functioning autism.

Madam Premier, There’s literally a petition 270,000 Albertans have signed to remain in Canada that you are unwilling to put your name on or support behind. #ableg

Hey Wainright, think you lost a boy. #cdnpoli #ableg

**clears throat** Ma’am, the only reason most of us prepare copious amount of tasty snacks, purchase large amounts of alcohol & allow our manfriend to bring over his fellow manfriends is BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC SEXUAL HALF TIME SHOW and the tight player pants.

To fully appreciate how people can live in an absolute information free bubble, know that there were parents in Alberta who sent their kids to school today; some blissfully ignorant, some because of language barriers. Also know the striking teachers sorted it out for parents. Unpaid.

It’s “Canada’s” coast but “Alberta’s” oil. 🤔

So why are teachers & healthcare workers voting down contract offers? My last raise was 2018 Under the NDP we took 0%’s as an act of good faith. During covid when our contract expired, we took 0%’s again as an act of good faith. We acted in good faith. We demand the UCP do as well.

How is it that an adult man discussing spanking a teen boy would have a book on this exact topic banned by the same Premier who employs him as the Executive Director of her office?

If we can afford $30/day per kid under 12, we can certainly afford $10/day daycare for under 5’s And if we demand freedom from equalization payments to Ottawa over lack of service then Albertans should receive rebate cheques from the province for unused Ed $ during this strike Et tu, Premier Smith

Evan Li: "if reporters can find me in minutes to contact me for an interview, Bruce McAllister can find me to apologize personally"

The hardest part about social media is recognizing that we’re all just getting high off our own supply.

*clears throat* I want my tax dollars to fund cost of living indexed teacher pay, appropriate student to teacher ratios, new schools with funded staff & covid shots for educators & staff. Much of the $ can be found in Smith’s sideshow pandering to groups she needs to maintain leadership.

Just a reminder that the National Day for Truth & Reconciliation is not a holiday to celebrate. It is an acknowledgement & remembrance. We need to not lose sight of that.

Is it just me or does it seems like the impending US government shutdown & Trump announcing he’ll be speaking to the hastily ordered, in person gathering of every American General, are two events that are just a tad too close together for the comfort of democracy continuing?

I’m seeing a number of School Trustee candidates avoid direct questions about any links they have to Take Back Alberta by stating they don’t know who they are Even if I take the answer as honest & not obfuscation, I can’t vote for someone who is that oblivious to threats to education in Alberta.

Please don’t take prenatal medication advice from a man who once prescribed IV bleach to treat Covid.

I feel it’s incredibly necessary to point out to Jimmy Kimmel & Stephen Colbert that Vladimir Zelenskyy was a comedian prior to entering politics. #uspoli