Hypocrisy, thy name is Vance.

Putin and Orban coordinating on a desperate false flag operation that everyone knew was coming.

I’ve been single long enough to know you can completely replace a handy husband with a lesbian friend, duct tape, WD40 & a small electrical motor. Sorry Red Green 😉

Seriously. Do you people know how much the bottle of Moet sitting in my fridge waiting for the big event set me back?! Premature decantation would be an expensive error.

Assaulting a police officer is a separate charge & its use is culturally supported by the public & management Assaulting a nurse or HCW is “just part of the job” If you start defending this, stop & consider your subconscious beliefs about who’s “asking for it” & who has the right to cause harm.

Pick Me Girls carry the water & hold the boat for the patriarchy. And are always the first denied a life preserver.

Keep telling me I’m not a good enough Lefty or believe the proper things Lefty & my Lefty thought isn’t correct enough to be in your special Lefty club Cause while you’re busy lecturing me on my validity, my vote will go elsewhere.

Many won’t want to hear this. But Avi will be the absolute anvil on the electoral future prospects of the federal NDP. #AviAnvil

Wab Kinew: “No American child from the blue collar or the middle class should have to die in Iran. Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein war.”

If one ever needed a textbook example of exploited labor: TSA staff working for free while paid ICE agents provide security for them to do this job for free while the reason the TSA is working for free is so that the bosses of the ICE guys can continue to pay the ICE guys to do the boss’s bidding

Sometimes where you live is very……ironic.

People ask why I screenshot my posts here & post it as a picture on my facebook account This exact thing. Incredibly pervasive & needs to be called out 👇

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

The negotiations Kushner & Witkoff are convincing Trump they’re having with Iran absolutely give off the same vibe as when our Gen X moms called the weather line & pretended to talk to Santa

Having average Americans experience ICE may just be the lesson needed.

Sir, that’s like lighting the house on fire so you don’t have to buy groceries.

Let’s be honest, there’s really only one question that needs to be asked about Premier Smith receiving the exorbitant gift of a very expensive gold cat from a Saudi Prince Would the book The Premier Gets a Pussy from a Prince be banned in Alberta schools? #ableg #abpoli

According to Tulsi Gabbard, the United States invaded Iran solely because Trump got the feels And we womenfolk are too touchy feely for Presidency 🤷🏼‍♀️

To be honest, considering the pseudo food contents of the average North American diet, this may be healthier for them.

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

When the student surpasses their teacher Exhibit A Other countries can cut deals too, President Trump

As governments in Alberta perpetually insist we can’t have nice things because the price of a barrel is too low So soon we’ll be swimming in green again, the land of milk & honey & great healthcare & roads, infrastructure & municipal funding, rainbows & unicorn farts Oh & can the immigrants stay?

If you can’t secure a car door, pretty sure you aren’t competent to secure an entire country. Just sayin

I truly wish the rest of the world had enough ex wife level energy to tell him he shit in his pot & now he can sit in it Alone

Everyone in medicine using the most popular electronic medical record system is already familiar with the term Epic Fury. And not in a good way 😂

I’m starting to contemplate to whom I shall bequeath the contents of my car’s gas tank in my will.

The best part of Alberta politics is watching UCP members getting elected to municipal councils on fiscal restraint platforms and waiting for their “wait, what” at city budget discussion time #ableg

Just here to point out the cost of eggs is partially determined by the fuel costs incurred by the truck shipping it to the store.

The Strait of Hormuz is teaching Trump how fast a lifetime of TACO ends in a catastrophic FAFO. #trump #iranwar

The US’s repeated total destruction of Iran’s nuclear capability has the same vibes as my colleague’s 8th bereavement leave for their grandmother.

So I’m clear 3 countries, all whose government’s are propped up by religious fervor & impotent rage, are converging on each other with Putin stirring But the End Times are coming because I’m sharing a bathroom with someone whose mom accidentally named her Steve at birth. Have I got that right?

This is probably a good time to remind folks that President Trump spent a good 10 minutes of his State of the Union Speech last week rambling on about cheap gas in Iowa.

This is why I never post a close up photo if my favourite snack of stick pretzels in Nutella 😉

The Spanish word for “problem” sounds feminine but is actually masculine Their word for “solution” sounds masculine but is actually feminine The Spanish are a sly & masterfully witty folk 😂

Canada is the Gen X of countries; fairly laid back, no desire to be a superpower or “leader of the free world”, mostly uninterested in everyone else’s bullshit, fiercely independent, and happy to be left alone. Like, don’t step up on us, we won’t step up on you. Just be cool, bruh. Very Gen X.

The phrase you’re looking for is State Sponsored Propaganda

And everyone constantly asking which clocks had been reset, invariably at least one got reset twice, someone had to pull out the gigantic phone book (watch the amazement in your child’s eyes as you explain that was a thing) find the number for “time” and call it to end the inevitable family argument

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

I don’t know about the rest of you but I would like to request an exemption from the impending apocalypse as I haven’t committed nearly enough sin to be a part of it. And yes, I’m including the sin of totally white lady Gen X Karening & asking to speak to management.

There’s a reason some politicians vilify & rebuke Arts degrees. History repeats & art critiques #SendBarron

The math doesn't lie. Danielle Smith spent $17 million on "Alberta is Calling" to recruit new residents. But spent $0 on the infrastructure to support them. Now that the bills are due and the services are failing, she’s pointing the finger at the very people she invited. #ableg #canpoli #abpoli

My chief frustration in politics at all levels has always been the overwhelming apathy of the privileged The people who sit back & ignore the fray because they know that any & all outcomes will not affect them The is the state of the US Congress Their apathy will be their undoing And yours

I hold both My BSc taught me how to evaluate. My BA taught me how to think. Anyone who doesn’t recognize the value of a BA is swimming in a pool of arrogance in ignorance.

Trump’s sole interest in aliens is that he could post on Truth Social that he’s charging them tariffs Legit surprised he hasn’t already done so ***adding that to my bingo card for the next Epstein document drop***

As AHS keeps increasing the staff parking rates due to “inflationary pressures”, why don’t all the union bargaining committees just insist that, as AHS has already done & defended the appropriate math, we increase staff wages each year by the same percentage they increase on the fees they charge us?

That’s literally what flight attendants yell to passengers as the aircraft plummets. Wheels up but your ailerons are AWOL Captain Dani #ableg

It’s really, really, really f*+^ing hard to be a teenager. On every & all sides of the equation.

Ahem. It wasn’t a “belief” It was a damn fact And he’s just the token sacrificial lamb the rest of the privileged dude class implicated in all this are desperately hoping will satisfy the masses.

I love how people line up at airport gates a half hour before boarding starts as if seating is a free for all.