Great questions: 1) what are we trying to fix? Those d*rned cities. We know that the majority of Albertans live in rural areas and the #AbLeg needs to reflect that

Ol' Vic will be glad to serve on this committee! Ridings will be arranged very simply: One per range road. #AbPoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

The good people of Battle River - Crowfoot will come together to console their representative, who, even if he resigns as #CPC leader, will humbly serve them as he has always wanted to do. #CanPoli

Big Danielle is googling "Fun Things To Do Near Stornoway House" and "Does Ottawa have Auditor Generals". Gotta love watching someone explore their dreams. #AbPoli #CanPoli

THIS POPE IS NOTORIOUSLY SOFT ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS. JULIUS II WOULD TOTALLY HAVE HAD A NUCLEAR WEAPON. -OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #popeleo

With the price of gas where it is, it would be cruel to require all provincial government employees to drive individual personal vehicles to the office 5 days a week. So that starts tomorrow Vroom Vroom! #AbPoli

6) Unplanned teen pregnancy 7) Food Bank usage 8) Measles, Polio, Diphtheria

3) Urinating in the street 4)shooting wildlife within city limits 5) Illiteracy

What are the new Human Rights that you can count on the #UCP to protect? 1) On-street parking 2) Bros before Watchdogs ... What else? #AbPoli

Great question. The minority religious instruction protections in the Constitution mean that we would never infringe on those. I mean, what precedent would that set? Soon we'd be attacking the right to stri- can I start over? #AbLeg

Anything your racist uncle wouldn't question is a fact, we can all agree. Anything else is political. #AbEd

Standing in front of crowds and explaining things... ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE TEACH?! LIKE (ew) TEACHERS?!?! #AbPoli

Well Audrey, we don't want the schools takin' any ideological positions. and also we want them singing the national anthem AND smiling all the time AND thinking about oil and gas. But not be ideological #AbPoli

A thing can be utterly false, and still _feel_ true, Doug. And ain't feeling better than knowing? It's easier, that's for h*ck's sure. #AbPoli

I am proud to see Minister of Red Tape Reduction, Dale Nally, being so efficient in his ability to breach election laws by publicly accessing voter information to discredit someone who dared speak out against him. Read: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art... #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

Authoritarian Libertarianism is headlining Buttapalooza 2026. #WestButteLife #AbPoli

@WestButteStar: Alberta premier distances herself from Alberta premier. #AbPoli

Ol' Vic was gonna record a video from the front seat of Bessie, but I can't find my sunglasses! Can't record a video without sunglasses, why that'd be unAlbertan!! #AbPoli

Listen, no one could have foreseen that, Troy #AbPoli

Our government was proud to create a system to give Albertans a voice. Why, Big Jason himself called it "among the most important democratic reforms in Alberta history," And we were so very very proud.

Ok, listen up, Common Sense Warriors. We made a rule that if enough Albertans all signed a petition for a referendum, we would do that. It was a place for people to express their rage and anger and channel that rage and anger into action. But not their anger against US, ok?! #AbPoli

We are shutting down these sites where users can put poison into their bodies, where people get addicted, and where EMS and police spend a disproportionate amount time. And the effect on the neighborhoods around them!! NO MORE BARS! #abPoli

Oh THAT is why Big Danielle came a-runnin' in here yesterday morning and asked me to hide 167 file boxes under my desk. Everything is fine #AbPoli

Well there's a lot to admire about the ol' House of Saud for us, you know? No bike lanes, that's the main one. #AbPoli

Spent all day convincing Big Danielle that we can't send the Alberta Navy to help Vice-President Trump with the Straits of Hormuz, for _a number_ of reasons. #AbPoli

BANNED. SO BANNED. PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM THIS... SPACE.... COWBOY SHOW? - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbPoli

With road closures for bridge and water main repairs in our cities, and the price of gas rising higher than an old man's waistband, it will be very tempting to make prudent and logical lifestyle changes. DO NOT GIVE IN! Jesus idled his duallie in interminable gridlock and so will we! #AbPoli

CYCLISTS ARE PROHIBITED FROM LOOKING SMUG BY EMERGENCY DECREE - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abPoli www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

We knew that. It was one of the interview questions. We're looking for a very specific skill set. #AbPoli

But that new health agency will be split into 7 other agencies, with an even higher level agency that will coordinate between those agencies. And that will then be split into other agencies. Hey, it's easier than governing, ok? #AbPoli

Great question, Red, thanks for asking. No. No we are not. We will tell you, however, what you wish we'd done with your money that you can then tell yourself we did. "Oh yah, we spent it on schools! Of coooourse we did" #AbPoli

GIVE AI THE VOTE - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can't say we've hit rock bottom if we're still digging, Tim! #AbPoli

Well Common Sense Warriors, here's Ol' Vic to give to the 411 on yesterday's We're Not Racist speech from Big Danielle. But before I begin, let's clear one thing up: This is NOT a failure of leadership; Big Danielle is still the Leader of our province, like the pilot of an aircraft. #AbPoli

Vic always tells it like it is! #ableg #cdnpoli

"My fellow Albertans. I speak to you tonight as Premier of Alberta. We're not racist, but... immigrants, am I right? When you can't find a parking spot at the arena, that's not because we punished any municipality who attempted to build alternative transportation, that's immigrants."

Enjoy the mandatory drive to work tomorrow, Government Worker Bees! #AbPoli

Yes, we banned Citynews from all of our press conferences www.reddit.com/r/alberta/co... #AbPoli

We can't 'break' our own laws, you big meanies! If we do it, it's legal like when Kenney had that perfectly legal dinner party at the Sky Palace, or when Big Danielle did... all that stuff edmontonjournal.com/news/politic... #AbPoli

GoA Managers report that morale could not be lower. We say it could. Stay tuned #AbPoli #Ableg

We respect the independence of judges, as long as they do what they're told! They can be as independent as any provincial civil servant (Wildlife analysts we're talking to you...) #AbPoli globalnews.ca/news/1165081...

Anyone else think Big Danielle's personal style is changing to match a more... Mar-a-lago look? Well ol' Vic think she looks great and not at all like Vidkun Quisling #AbPoli

"Danielle Smith said she expected US officials to leave discussions about the province's "democratic process" to Albertans and Canadians." Thumbs up, Big Danielle!! #AbPoli

"nondemocratic, and unnecessary"? Wee Devin's ears are buuuurniiiiing! #AbPoli #AbLeg

So a pack of l**nies are protesting against Government Overreach this weekend at the ol' #ABLeg These whiners say we trample on Rights, bypass courts, refuse to be transparent about our decision-- wait, they're OURS? They're good with it when we do it? You have our support, Common Sense Warriors!

We will be passing retroactive legislation to make issuing joint letters about judicial independence a no-no and also saying that the judges are d**d**heads. #AbPoli

So we passed a law that lets your priest institutionalize you... why is that so bad? @AbPoli

It's nothing personal, Common Sense Warriors, he just doesn't want to get the measles. #AbPoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

But we're tiiiiiiired and don' wanna. Can't we just encourage everyone to share memes instead? www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art... #ABLeg #AbPoli

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... The hospital capacity is fine! If you're not sick or injured they're perfect! #AbPoli