MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE ONE YOU CALL VIC. HE HAS INSTRUCTED US TO SAY THAT "IF THEY CAN'T FIND ME THEY CAN'T RECALL ME" - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abpoli

WE ARE #ABLEG NOW - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

Once again, Alberta leads the way!! www.cbc.ca/news/health/... #AbPoli

We had a super secret lunch today where we lamented that the monster we created is trashing our village and not the NDP village that we wanted it to trash #recall #abpoli

No, but that's only because of ol' Vic gets recalled I'll be around town a lot more And no one wants that. #WestButteLife

I swear somebody in caucus just muttered "I'm not going out like this, Take Back Alberta be d*mned" We're all fine here. #AbPoli

Teachers! Come and teach in Alberta! Alberta is calling you. And you'll get beautiful views, wonderful culture, and most of your Human Rights! #BCteachers #skteachers #onTeachers #mbTeachers

We won't release the results, we haven't read the results, we don't care about the results!! All we wanted to do was drive around hear how bad Ottawa is and occasionally threaten children. Check, and also... check #abpoli

So are we the good guys in THIS story? Oh... I see that we are not Well this has been a great Friday. #Abpoli

Oh we know why the students are standing with teachers! It's because there aren't enough chairs #abpoli

Vic has a request from everyone. To stop sharing this image. I think you all know what to do. #abpoli #Hellberta #Alberta

Please stop sharing this image. - JvK #ABPoli

Wow even Amnesty International's mad at us. That seems a like a bad group to have made at you, but ol' Vic isn't a tacticamal genius like ol' Demetrios so I'll just sit quiet. Also, because we were ordered to sit quiet #AbPoli

It's not the writing on the wall that worries us, Al, it's the way that cabinet ministers are starting to look at each other thoughtfully while as they finger their butter knives. No one is turning their back on anyone, is what I'm saying #AbPoli

Gather round, young 'uns, and Ol' Vic'll spin you a tale... Remember when the King came to visit? Not this one with the ears like taxi doors, you know, the other one, one of the Georges. Maybe it was an Edward Anyway, he comes down to little ol' Edmonton and he goes on a merry tour, see? #AbLeg

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... are we the baddies? #UCPquestions #AbLeg

We did not take this step lightly, which is why Big Danielle lightly stepped to the other side of the world while we did it #AbLeg #AbPoli

Naaaah, it's not like she ran away from tonight's debate, she's right over... where the h*ck is Big Danielle I swear she was just here... #AbPoli

WE HAVE SET THE TERMS FOR THE COLLECTIVE AGREEMENT. WE ARE THE COLLECTIVE. ALL HAIL OUR COLLECTIVE. ALL HAIL OUR AGREEMENT FOR YOU TO AGREE WITH. - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #AbLeg #AbPoli

We get _so many_ letters like that it's uncanny #abpoli

Wait, the opinions of 47 of us are more important than the rights of 5,000 of you? Sorry, that wasn't supposed to be a question #AbLeg

Sorry Alberta. Don't want to hear any more talk about teachers, class sizes, underfunding education, and my use of the notwithstanding clause, so I'm taking another lavish taxpayer-funded trip to Saudi Arabia. Byyyyyeeeeeee! Read: www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?... #abpoli #ableg

But don't worry, after your 90-180 minutes of travel that you will be donating to your employer, naturally we will be making parking free for you hard-working provincial civil servants. #AbPoli

In a time of national crisis anyone can say "Let's pull together and, as a united country, stand up to foreign bullies and forge a path together" but only a REAL leader like Big Danielle can say "or maybe we're to blame and we should let the nice bully have his way. also Yay oil!" #AbLeg #CanPoli

WHEN YOU BIKE TO WORK, YOU'RE RIDING WITH COMMUNISM - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abpoli

As part of the PSA's "Mandatory Unpaid Commuting" requirement that we are putting in place in February, Public Service members will be required to perform their Commuting in a fossil-fuels-burning vehicle. #AbPoli

Wee Tim ran into the #AbLeg last week, tears running down his cheeks "I spent a million dollars and still didn't get my winny-win and now I'm all sad and Momm-- I mean Madam Premier FIX IT GIVE TIMMY HIS WINNY-WIN" It was awkward edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n... #AbPoli

Yes we will be illegally ordering the teachers back to work, but, to make up for it, every classroom will get a "Hang In There" cat photo. In black and white. #AbPoli

We didn't break 811, YOU broke 811 #ABPoli

You can't expect Ol' Demetrios to respond to emails about teachers, I mean where is it written that he's responsible for that?! #AbLeg #AbPoli

A lot of people are gonna say that the failure of our preferred candidates in the municipal elections indicates that we are completely out of touch with what municipalities in Alberta really need. But most Albertans live on acreages, so we're still the best #abpoli

Edmonton... how DARE you. We are so mad at you right now #yegcc #abpoli

... Except Ol' Vic... as Minister of Outrage I have been directed to respond to all questions related to the Teacher's Strike. I'm braced and ready! #VicNotRick #AbPoli

Let's talk about new license plates yaaaa! Who loves license plates? We all do! #abpoli

Big Danielle has proved -PROVED- that every class in Alberta has 21 students in it. And now we are proud to provide some other #DaniFacts: Quebec is 768,076 km² #Quebec #ABPoli

Listen, we heard that there's a poll that says most Albertans side with the teachers on this strike and all, but since when has "what Albertans want" been a reason for us to do something?! It works the other way: we do stuff and then we tell you why you like it, and then you vote for us, ok? #abpoli

We may have underestimated how WFH agreements and Covid taught Alberta parents to manage this. We thought you'd be demonizing teachers by now and instead you're just... coping. It's very upsetting #abpoli

Teachers are not essential enough to pay, but they are essential enough to order back to work because they're essential. But not that essential. But more essential than that. #abpoli

Teaching isn't even a real Albertan job!! Real Albertan jobs involve: a)driving a truck, and b) digging holes in the ground. So that's farmer, oil worker, and some kinds of soldiering. #abpoli

Listen, if you general citizens want the Minister to be accessible for questions, you should donate some money. That's democracy, ok? #abPoli

We have only 2.6 Billion to spend and no more. And we have absolutely no idea how to get any more! If only there was someone around who could change the financial resources we have. #AbPoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Listen, classrooms are like trucks: the bigger the better! Like, F-350 isn't just a truck, it's also a grade and class size! #ABPoli

Ol' Demetrios saw this and his cigar popped right out of his fingers. He's poppin' mad now www.bctf.ca/news-and-opp... #AbPoli

We are open to have conversations about hiring more teachers and more EAs. But no more than conversations, ok? NOW will you go back to work? #ABPoli

THE MAN WHO SAID THE COAST BELONGS TO CANADA IS UNCANADIAN. THE LADY WHO SAID OIL BELONGS TO ALBERTA IS THE REAL FEDERALIST. CORRECT YOUR RHETORIC ACCORDINGLY - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abpoli

TEACHERS DO NOT PAY TAXES OR HAVE CHILDREN. THIS IS A TRUE FACT. DO THEY EVEN EXIST? HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY MET A TEACHER. WE ARE CURIOUS - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abPoli

Oh yah well what about all those public service strikes under the #ABNDP, huh?

Yes, it's true that phoning the Premier's office gets you a generic "thank you" message and then a sudden disconnection, but to be fair that's exactly what it's like trying to talk to her face to face, so quitcher complainin' #AbPoli

Thanks Emm, just checked with Big Danielle, and yes, yes she is, about a great many things, thanks for checking in! #AbPoli