We knew that. It was one of the interview questions. We're looking for a very specific skill set. #AbPoli

But that new health agency will be split into 7 other agencies, with an even higher level agency that will coordinate between those agencies. And that will then be split into other agencies. Hey, it's easier than governing, ok? #AbPoli

Great question, Red, thanks for asking. No. No we are not. We will tell you, however, what you wish we'd done with your money that you can then tell yourself we did. "Oh yah, we spent it on schools! Of coooourse we did" #AbPoli

GIVE AI THE VOTE - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can't say we've hit rock bottom if we're still digging, Tim! #AbPoli

Well Common Sense Warriors, here's Ol' Vic to give to the 411 on yesterday's We're Not Racist speech from Big Danielle. But before I begin, let's clear one thing up: This is NOT a failure of leadership; Big Danielle is still the Leader of our province, like the pilot of an aircraft. #AbPoli

Vic always tells it like it is! #ableg #cdnpoli

"My fellow Albertans. I speak to you tonight as Premier of Alberta. We're not racist, but... immigrants, am I right? When you can't find a parking spot at the arena, that's not because we punished any municipality who attempted to build alternative transportation, that's immigrants."

Enjoy the mandatory drive to work tomorrow, Government Worker Bees! #AbPoli

Yes, we banned Citynews from all of our press conferences www.reddit.com/r/alberta/co... #AbPoli

We can't 'break' our own laws, you big meanies! If we do it, it's legal like when Kenney had that perfectly legal dinner party at the Sky Palace, or when Big Danielle did... all that stuff edmontonjournal.com/news/politic... #AbPoli

GoA Managers report that morale could not be lower. We say it could. Stay tuned #AbPoli #Ableg

We respect the independence of judges, as long as they do what they're told! They can be as independent as any provincial civil servant (Wildlife analysts we're talking to you...) #AbPoli globalnews.ca/news/1165081...

Anyone else think Big Danielle's personal style is changing to match a more... Mar-a-lago look? Well ol' Vic think she looks great and not at all like Vidkun Quisling #AbPoli

"Danielle Smith said she expected US officials to leave discussions about the province's "democratic process" to Albertans and Canadians." Thumbs up, Big Danielle!! #AbPoli

"nondemocratic, and unnecessary"? Wee Devin's ears are buuuurniiiiing! #AbPoli #AbLeg

So a pack of l**nies are protesting against Government Overreach this weekend at the ol' #ABLeg These whiners say we trample on Rights, bypass courts, refuse to be transparent about our decision-- wait, they're OURS? They're good with it when we do it? You have our support, Common Sense Warriors!

We will be passing retroactive legislation to make issuing joint letters about judicial independence a no-no and also saying that the judges are d**d**heads. #AbPoli

So we passed a law that lets your priest institutionalize you... why is that so bad? @AbPoli

It's nothing personal, Common Sense Warriors, he just doesn't want to get the measles. #AbPoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

But we're tiiiiiiired and don' wanna. Can't we just encourage everyone to share memes instead? www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art... #ABLeg #AbPoli

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... The hospital capacity is fine! If you're not sick or injured they're perfect! #AbPoli

THE FIRST PROOF THAT OUTRAGE TIME IS RELATIVE. INSTANTLY CAN BE ANY TIME AS LONG AS MY STREET IS FIRST. ALSO THERE IS ONLY ONE TAXPAYER AND WE ARE A TAXPAYER SO WE ARE ALL THE ONLY TAXPAYER SO NO ONE ELSE IS A TAXPAYER - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

Ol' Vic doesn't understand why this is so hard for our Big City Mayors to understand: Albertans just want all the snow removed from their roads instantly while they continue to store their cars on them... what's the issue here? #yyccc #yegcc

albertawatch.ca Do not contact MLAs on this list and ask them awkward questions please, we didn't get elected to be answerable to you #abpoli

YOU KNOW WHAT IS COOL? IMPERIALISM IS COOL. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IS COOL. - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

THIS IS THE HELLSCAPE THAT BIKE LANES, MASS TRANSIT AND HIGH DENSITY HOUSING LEADS TO. GAZE AND RECOIL - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abpoli #ableg

Our government has a very normal, and not at all concerning, interest in your child's genitals, ok? There's nothing icky about sending in a form to the government that confirms your child has a vagina, this is all very routine. #AbLeg

ONLY STATE-APPROVED GENITALS WILL BE PERMITTED IN STUDENT ACTIVITIES. -OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

Provincial Genital Inspectors are keeping your children safe. #AbLeg #ABPoli

Great question, James, thanks for asking! Albertans voting against their best interests is definitely not a problem for us. #abpoli

Well,,they are looking at nuclear power so blown up is a future option

We are good at winning elections and lousy at governing. The problem with the #AbNDP is that they're neither. #AbPoli

Forgot "Shot by a scared landowner!" #AbPoli

Don’t forget private "health" clinics that have no idea what they’re doing and whose staff is only trained to answer questions by yelling, "OHHHHH I DUNNO!” #ableg #abhealth

How about children who can’t get lifesaving treatment because hospitals are over capacity? globalnews.ca/news/1150372...

Between disease, hurtling cars, pollution, poisoned water supplies and poverty, I think we have provided every option for Albertans looking to die. Have we missed any? #AbPoli

All we wanted to do was be the Texas of Canada. But we missed, and now we're the Mississippi of Canada #AbPoli

Thanks Jim, it's going great! We just put the crazies over there and the people who think things were better in the '80s also over there, and the people in it for the money ... over there too and then we say "Now get along" #AbPoli

MANY OF YOU HAVE ASKED ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE ONE YOU CALL VIC. HE HAS INSTRUCTED US TO SAY THAT "IF THEY CAN'T FIND ME THEY CAN'T RECALL ME" - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #abpoli

WE ARE #ABLEG NOW - OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI

Once again, Alberta leads the way!! www.cbc.ca/news/health/... #AbPoli

We had a super secret lunch today where we lamented that the monster we created is trashing our village and not the NDP village that we wanted it to trash #recall #abpoli

No, but that's only because of ol' Vic gets recalled I'll be around town a lot more And no one wants that. #WestButteLife

I swear somebody in caucus just muttered "I'm not going out like this, Take Back Alberta be d*mned" We're all fine here. #AbPoli

Teachers! Come and teach in Alberta! Alberta is calling you. And you'll get beautiful views, wonderful culture, and most of your Human Rights! #BCteachers #skteachers #onTeachers #mbTeachers

We won't release the results, we haven't read the results, we don't care about the results!! All we wanted to do was drive around hear how bad Ottawa is and occasionally threaten children. Check, and also... check #abpoli

So are we the good guys in THIS story? Oh... I see that we are not Well this has been a great Friday. #Abpoli

Oh we know why the students are standing with teachers! It's because there aren't enough chairs #abpoli

Vic has a request from everyone. To stop sharing this image. I think you all know what to do. #abpoli #Hellberta #Alberta