Put tea tree oil directly onto my face that expired in 2016 and now I feel like I’m giving myself a chemical peel. Whatever that is.

How did Lily Allen end up with David Harbour anyway?

Power of the people ✊

Pulp, “This Is Hardcore” expanded edition. It’s like a whole other pretty good album I’ve never heard before. 3.5/5. “This Is Hardcore” itself gets a 4.75/5.

Ya know, “UNSUP”

Wow a human said this? dailyhive.com/vancouver/hu...

Not a tide, but a seiche. Strong winds can blow water downstream toward the central/eastern basins of the lake, which exposes the lake bottom in the western basin. When the wind lets up, the water flows back into the western basin - and re-covers the shipwreck.

The willingness of TikTok leftists to stand shoulder to shoulder with open Nazis in order to shut up Black women saying “you shouldn’t be willing to sacrifice Black/trans/immigrant/disabled people in the US to theoretically punish Democrats for Palestine” was like uhhh something is deeply off here

I feel the same way about the Trump admin, less than a year in, as I feel when I see a used condom sitting in a discount-furniture store parking lot. Obv I’ve always hated him, but even I’m surprised by how fucking boring sad and depraved the government is #MAGA

Tea is not doing it for me tonight - Gonna fix myself a wee cup of Joe.

Why is there ALWAYS *just enough space* in the refrigerator and not a square inch more? I want to be one of those guys in 80s/90s movies who open their sad-bastard fridge to reveal like 3 cans of Schlitz, a half-eaten chicken, and mustard. That's it. Oh, and milk that's 3-weeks past due.

Since when does Lake Erie have tides? The water “came back in” and re-covered it? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Ummm, yes, #1 may be money. But how about also long covid? Afraid of the dark. Also, honestly, love it or hate it, the smoking ban killed a lot of the club-culture atmosphere. You at least felt like an adult in smoky bars. Now they all feel like ultra-loud underage clubs: www.cbc.ca/radio/costof...

Larry Fortensky: Man of the ‘90s

Fast Food hasn’t figured out that what nostalgic ‘families’ want is to be able to feed a brood of four for under $20.

I honestly don’t know a single person from Brandon, MB, but if you do and know their hat size they might fancy this cap for Xmas: www.ebbets.com/en-ca/produc...

They just don’t make shows like “The Mentalist” anymore.

Imagine the look on her face Christmas morning when she checks the tag and it says: “Jellycunt”. I think I *may* have been duped into buying a fake Jellycat for a ‘loved-one’. Looked legit, now it’s shipping from some seedy location in China.

#SundayNightVibes youtu.be/gU7d2EHV_OQ

I made this and was immediately reminded of the time I was 10 and had my adenoids taken out:

One of the Top 10 overall TV scenes from all tyme: youtu.be/ttLEMJPMZtU

Wanna hear my ice-breaker when I need to fit-in with Gen Z? “I watched Bob Ross before he was dead.” Seriously tho. My brother and I watched on PBS Detroit.

I could use a pimple patch. Or, are they only for Gen Z?

Joan Baez is a babe. Song apparently about the tragic romance between her & Bob Dylan:

Blessed are they who keep restaurants & pubs in business. FSR the prospect of an $80-$200 bill even at XMas seems as daunting as booking (and paying for) a trip to Greece. Like - I’m debating whether I even WANNA eat anything besides canned soup, bagel, and cheddar. Much less should I be paying to?

You *could* be cremated and fused to a root ball or scattered over a beach, or, you could be added to a cement mixer and added to the foundation of a home, or building, and added to a sidewalk, if you want to let people walk all over you.

Prevented? But then we wouldn’t have the groovy song. And we wouldn’t know Edmund Fitzgerald had even existed. Thank you for your sacrifice.

If I had a dime for every time I murdered a friend after taking just one "toke" of weed . . .

Phone absolutely *blowing up* with unwanted Black Friday deals-to-text.

Is apple juice becoming a luxury?

Dammit one of my enduring pet peeves is hearing an EDM song I really like that I have no idea how to source, or a jazz number like that. I just heard one w/ a slowed, droning voice-recording of someone saying “Are you still there?” and other typical telephone statements: “Please hang up & try again”

I always reserved judgment on Marjorie Taylor Greene. For one, I’m not American, and her “stances” didn’t affect relations like the president’s do. Two, I always believed she at least ‘believed’ what she was shovelling, unlike so many of them. Here are some recent quotes, proving she’s “a’ight ppl”:

What’s it like, roasting a turkey on a Thursday?

Wow - Make sure you ONLY cut arts & culture programming: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Holy shit - Forgot about this one completely: youtu.be/cL0WeNtsS_4

Got a potential Christmas party at my workplace that’s threatening to be a big “piss up” and I’m just like really? You guys in your late 30s on up and you still feel the need to get shitfaced? This is why I’d much rather prefer an old-fashioned luncheon. I don’t even like most of these people.

F*ck Black Friday, Marry Cyber Monday, Kill Maunday Thursday.

Been abusing milkshakes lately. I think I've had as many in the last 3 months as i've had since the start of the new millennium. Do you guys know about this stuff? So good. What does "triple-thick" mean? I once witnessed the parents of someone I went thru K-12 school with, ordering at Milky Way, and

#WednesdayMorningJam youtu.be/ZrBLul3VJik?...

Simply having/A wonderful Christmas tyme

Wordle 1,620 3/6 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 13 seconds.

I haven’t even had time the last two days to see if this pimple on my face is white and embarrassing yet.

First instalment of Stranger Things Final Season 5 drops tomorrow. The Netflix.

Loading dock guys always have to act like loading dock guys in’nit?