🎵One of us drinks way more than the other One of us should be kinda ashamed. Can you guess which one drinks more than other? Before I give you MY name.🎵 I never thought I would recycle a Sesame Street song, after all these years.

Good morning. The Orange Baboon in a Cheap Rug still breaths? Little Pee Pee continues to emit tainted air from his ever more crumbling pile of maple MAGA manure, despite the rumbling of a great fall yesterday? Horror can be entertaining The recent political horror has been - horrifying. Not so good

Good morning. IN THE NEWS Today, in a move that shocked the nation, it was announced that Lotto Max will increase the price of a ticket from five dollars to six. Outraged Conservatives were quick to blame the Liberal government and "Trudeauflation." Convoys of seniors in 1986 Pontiacs- 1/2

Oh oh! I was petting another dog and the Yorkie is pissed. If you look closely you will see the evil eye, directed at me. I may be on the hook for treats, to make up for my sin.

This raised a chuckle.

Good morning. I have recently noticed that most of the spam I receive has moved away from Nigerian Prince cash and Eastern Europeans saying that they have video of me playing with my ding-a-ling. I would tell you that 90% of my spam is now in Chinese, but I can't. It's in Asian lettering though.

Cardinals at the Tigers. Call me old school. Call me weird. I am not a huge fan of interleague play. But.. It's certainly nice to sit down with a glass of wine and watch a ball game. It makes me feel like winter has surely passed.

HAPPY CO-OP $1.89 LB GRADE A TURKEY DAY! Also chocolate for those of you not dieting. (Sad) There is also some sort of religious meaning to this day. You would think a (fake) Pastor would remember the significance. Oh, that's it! Happy Easter! Whatever it may mean to you.

Sermon From The Deck (Fake) Pastor Dino's Good Friday address. Children of all ages. If your religion "teacher", pastor, preacher, priest, rabbi, whoever he or she might be, is telling you that Donald Trump was sent here by God to bring Armageddon, and the lifting of the righteous (insert 1/2

It's been another slow melt weather day, but I felt like a summertime beer. I bought a two-four Labour Day weekend. There were ten left in the case. Now there are nine. This is my first beer since early October. I will finish this, but looking out at Monday's snow has dampened my enthusiasm.

Tom The Dancing Bug by Rueben Bolling

I watched the video. I then rewound and watched the guitar solo. Then I rewound again, closed my eyes, and LISTENED to the solo. Now I am calmer than I have been for weeks. Music therapy from Dr. Knofler. youtu.be/-3jw0Fjp_fU?...

Good morning. Larmencaller clock. Saskatchewan people of a certain (old) age know what I'm talking about. #WalnDen #yxe #TrudeauIsTakingMyFreedoms1970sStyle #AorilFools

People my age remember them more for their cheesy syndicated TV show, but we should be remembering them for their talent. I like this one. "Lennie, play that horn!" Peace. youtu.be/iTCOEjLl9RU?...

I wonder if I should measure this load, just in case an evil #yxe overpass jumps out and attacks me? #Saskatoon

Today's Potpourri It is difficult to read the tape but the depth of my footprints in today's snow is a consistent 7 inches. I really need to make the postponed city trip tomorrow (pills) but we are currently in a travel-not-recommended area. I'll play it by ear. Maybe do without meds for a day 1/3

youtu.be/iwwyc_ZMPrI?... Lullaby.

A couple of odds and ends from today. Let's call it POTPOURRI Because both it and my words are smelly. During an after-meal discussion on dementia, my brother-in-law showed a picture on his phone of my late MIL's brain scan. It was quite shocking to see the dark dead areas in contrast to the 1/

Good morning Weather forecast Snow begins at 6 PM today. Snow ends....... 11 PM MONDAY! 29 hours worth. And how is your spring working out for ya?

Memories.

n a nutshell and how I've always lived my life because I'm not a psycho

-18 C this morning. Plus 18 C last week. A 36-degree swing. Is it any wonder... 🎶Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all? Is it any wonder...🎶 Good morning. I'm looking forward to the warm-up.

New album cover? (Seriously. I pulled out my phone to take a picture in the men's room and quickly realized that I was TAKING A PICTURE IN THE MEN'S ROOM! I still got the shot but it could have been centred a bit better. You may need to click on the photo and look up to see what I'm talking about)

Good morning. Last night I performed the "Dance Of The Restless" for bed partners and lurking ghosts. Hot, throw the covers off, cold, colder, freezing! Cover up again. It was sometime in the early single digits when I finally slept. I would have slept longer except for the morning light at 6:24.

Winter has returned to Redneck Flats, Saskatchewan. No matter. My mind has retreated to my happy place. I wonder if my mind could summon a waiter to bring me a gin. A tall gin. Mom always said if you're going to dream, dream big.

🎵Overture curtain lights. This is it tonight of nights. No more rehearsing or nursing a part. We know every part by heart...🎵 Me and the pups. The pups and I. We are having movie night at the Rancho. One of my favourite crappy movies. "We're rolling!" Not literally.

I had to do this. Sorry.

Good morning. Big shoulders. Sweet Jeezus, is my head that small? That doesn't say much for my apparently tiny brain. Seriously. Right now these big shoulders feel like they are carrying the weight of the world. Is anyone else feeling this way? Hopefully you have someone to share the load.

Regarding the Afroman case. What kind of judge signs off on a warrant for kidnapping without any evidence of? Unless the evidence was faked. Or the judge was a MAGA prick. No matter. I have a craving for lemon pound cake.

And on today's "SCAM ALERT" show. This showed up in my Facebook notifications. Ridiculous, right? Except... I worry that someday bullcrap like this will seem reasonable to me. I've seen it. You probably have as well.

My vantage point this morning. Stealth rain overnight has left a coating of ice on my truck and everything else Not frost. Bloody ice that the frost scraper won't touch So here I sit waiting for the melt. I have often said that the Ford heater is all powerful. But never as powerful as my impatience

May I suggest? "Would I Lie To You" Also known as "WILTY" British panel show. Funny as hell. Britbox or all over YouTube. You're welcome.

Good morning. The verbal equinox arrives at 8:46 AM Saskatchewan time, and brings spring, after a dull, snot filled winter that was full of coughing faces, dripping noses, grumpy attitudes, and run on sentences that the writer should know better than to form. Flowers and trees will bloom at 11.

Pouring rain. Redneck Flats, SK. March 19, 2026. 9:55 PM. Put a mark on the wall. Weird for here.

The wine has been resting in bottles for 19 weeks, and I believe a sampling is in order.

For the last two months my announcement that I am going to Saskatoon, to my wife has been met with this reply. "Are you going to get a haircut?" It's like she's been possessed by my dad. Today I allowed her to shave my head. I continue my Covid cut She's happy. I'm cold. Photo descriptions in ALT

Stepping out this morning, it hit me. Fresh, clean, and puzzling. My heart jumped for spring, but it wasn't a spring scent. It took a while, but finally the freshness was identified. "It smells like the rink after flooding the ice." Yesterday's thaw and last night's freeze brought me here. Home.

Despite my "Heinz 47" genetic makeup, there is not a molecule of Irish to be found in me. That does not mean I can't enjoy and share a wee bit of Emerald on your special day. So as you sip your green beer, and prepare for the technicolour spew that follows, enjoy! youtu.be/CAKZ9eyuhiY?...

Good morning. The title of my forthcoming book.. The Chowderhead Twins Go To War Or will the producers of "Dumb And Dumber" sue me over that premise?

P.S. I can live with the fact that I disappointed my Mom by not going to university. (I do not have the brains, but like a loving Mom she could never see it) But I cannot even think about living with the disappointment of my parents because I wasn't born the Messiah. Wow. Sorry folks. Anteeksi.

Good morning. I had a chat with my SIL, who is working in the post office this morning. She told me how she cut a woman customers conversation off who was extolling the virtues of Rapey McYamtits. The woman is a member of a Finnish breakaway Lutheran congregation. A congregation where women 1/6

I just finished watching the British series "Foyles War" for my second run through. The final episode is a doozy, and a fine way to end what is one of the best series on television, British or otherwise. Also, the character Hilda Pierce is rated very high on the Dino best supporting player list.

One of these "I can't fit this all in a Bluesky 300 post." Don't worry. It's not a book. Or even an essay. Don't be afraid.🙂 dinoathome.blogspot.com/2026/03/mode...

I was watching YouTube while on the treadmill about a week ago, when I came upon a video of libertarian shithead George Will. "Is that old bugger still alive?" (Yes he is) I watched a bit, thought something wasn't right, and then I figured it out. "AI." Which brings me to "you can make 1/2

Good morning. Athletes skiing a slalom, either standing, or for some, in a sitting apparatus, on one ski. One bloody ski. Real talent. Real ability. Real athletes. The next time some hockey goon holds out for more millions they can piss off. Give the money to those who deserve it. Rant out!

This deserves a repeat. Have a great night. youtu.be/0tx8GiTFK-I?...

Good morning. And if you are a "there's nothing good about it" person, I get it. Waking up every morning wondering if there is a world to wake up to is pretty damn sickening. Waking up knowing the tank needs to be filled is a financial stress none of us needs. But... My taxes are filed. And.. 1/2

Wheelchair curling. David Wilcox is doing the Bearcat again. #Paralympics2026

My phone, along with my wife's, and also my Fitbit, all decided to "spring ahead" this morning. This is the first time this has happened to us. All of our previous 'smart' devices were smart enough to know we are in Saskatchewan. I'm glad we had an old-fashioned 'dumb' clock around to let us know.

When a MAGA secretary gets fired do they have to turn in their access pass, red hat, gun and lips before they are escorted out by security? Do they get to take their 'blankie' and as much stolen money as they can carry?