This is my kind of good trouble.

I made the best chicken stirfry tonight. Added peanut butter, Sriracha and scrambled a couple eggs to the mix and it is spicy and nutty and delicious

Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs stating that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense. Yes, it’s real.

Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?

Oh, Liberace would be proud, but none more delighted than Bubba himself 😜

House Republicans want to give Trump’s DHS nearly limitless authority to label any noncitizen as a terrorist or gang member — without any proof — and deport them within days. HELL NO. This lawless administration needs less power and more oversight.

Weird how the book banners got power, and it's Nazis and rape all the time. Who could have guessed?

“Quiet, Piggy” getting more pickup. @cnn.com @peoplemag.bsky.social @dailymirrornews.bsky.social

I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served. F that!

I sometimes feel like they don’t want to end poverty or reduce inequality because they believe they’re entitled to a class of people they can prey upon

Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????

Yikes

In case you were wondering why the government was shut down:

Morning.

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

Things are fine.

This person took this when they called the race

We keep seeing startups who want to replace something valuable (therapy, counseling, tutoring, artistic expression) with some tech bullshit under the banner of democratization. But why do we need to invest so much in bad tech that doesn't work instead of just giving people access to what they need?

America right now is an airplane that the crew is actively trying to dismantle mid-flight while at least half the passengers are sitting bare-knuckled just hoping we somehow eke out a survivable landing. (The other half are, inexplicably, rooting for the dismantling.)

Breaking on MSNBC: Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.

BREAKING: Trump’s new Executive Order directs states to treat homelessness and mental illness as crimes. Criminalization doesn’t help anyone – we need housing and healthcare, not handcuffs and budget cuts. #HousingNotHandcuffs Our statement: buff.ly/JlcAsF4

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

The president had a MRI but won't say why. He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why. He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical. He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it. How is any of this ok?

Quite a world when a federal judge has to call in a federal official to specifically tell him he can't use tear gas on children in Halloween costumes

Doesn't seem to have occurred to everyone yet that the US Congress may never reconvene.

If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.

zohran mamdani’s whole vibe is “best muppet show guest ever,” you don’t hear rumors about him as much as even being rude to anyone, and people ostensibly in his own party are continuing to paint him as a bad person, like what the actual fuck people

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment. Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

Yes, what the fuck???

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

Who is this person? 🤷‍♂️

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

They’re distracting you with talk about healthcare premiums while a dictator runs wild...snatching Americans off the streets, looting hundreds of millions, and tearing down the White House. At this rate, healthcare will be the least of America’s worries.

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

the world in general would be in a far better place if more people simply read Pratchett and internalised what "just because it's funny doesn't mean it isn't serious" actually means