It shoulda been me asking him this.

His eyes are pure sparkle. I’d fold instantly!

i was telling someone this last week! 😭

how y’all doing over here?

i cannot wait until @crissle.com finds out that drake covered his lebron tattoo with shai 😭😭😭😭

hot take: if you don’t think childless people can offer parenting advice, don’t ask childless people to babysit your kids. or teach them. or coach them. or anything, honestly.

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i am hilarious, kind & honest (without being rude)

my second car 🫶🏽

I cannot STAND honey mustard omfg 😭😭

Which is true for everything happening

This is Leo. And that’s a regular-sized tennis ball. He’d like to know when he’ll be big enough to catch it. 12/10 soon, buddy

Mine is “if you’re allergic to [new drug], don’t take [new drug]”

Has anybody checked on D’Angelo?! I’m dead ass!

“• Carcinogens, or chemicals that may cause cancer, were detected in 100 percent of the samples. • Lead was detected in nine of 10 products. • Other VOCs, including acetone, were detected in all products.” “Symptoms include redness, swelling, and rashes on the scalp, neck, or face”

Unpopular Opinions: Getting your nails done/feet done isn’t all that relaxing.

i,too, thought “shoot him” @thekidfury.bsky.social

A person hospitalized with measles in West Texas has died, the first in an outbreak that's infected more than 120 people.

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i love my lil baby that listens.

I'd argue like is more important than love

thought this was me for a second.

I will always understand why Will slapped the dog shit out Chris Rock.

15 years ago we donated to a bone marrow drive in honor of our friend battling leukemia. Unfortunately, we lost him in 2012. A few months ago my bf got a “be the match” mailer saying he was a match to someone.

“black women are my favorite part of earth” - @kidfury.bsky.social mine too. 🫶🏽

Encarta 95 plus about 70% of the book encyclopedias

It’s not maturity. It’s settling.

i want a saturn tattoo like adele’s. v minimum and cutesy

This is Black History, baby.

i want tacos.

she isn’t prefect but this country didn’t deserve her.

If I send you this just know I was right and now your life is A MESS.

paralyzing yourself in the name of racism is absolutely fucking insane

See how hating black people fucks everybody lmaoooo

In 2019 a study was done using 59 MILLION recipients of government assistance and it found that only 23% of them were black. The lie that of the welfare queen has been kicking y'all asses since 1974.

as much as i complain about my clients, there are a few that i adore. just got a call that one of them passed, i don’t know how yet but the realization that i will never talk to her again hit me like a ton of bricks.

Let's go!

You have to understand that Target is a Minnesota company. It’s one of the biggest businesses in the Twin Cities. This is a really big deal.

leo slander in january is crazy. i’ve seen it too much.

It’s part of what it means to be a Leo- intense love and intense hatred People love the sun, can’t exist without it- but when it shines brightest, it can be too much for them

thank you.

There has to be another option than “continue to just buy the minority small business stuff then”

I get what they are saying about how the businesses with current deals would be affected and possibly taken off shelves. However, why would we want you on the shelves of corporations who don’t care about you.

When military veterans discover they are also a DEI initiative

now why are leos in it?? @crissle.com

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯