(i love duh reed. we have fun.)

I just saw Weapons. I really enjoyed it. Didn’t expect it to be so funny, but then I remembered all the humor in Barbarian and it made sense. Also, I just looked up from my phone to see a man running in my direction and I almost passed out. He was just crossing the street. Anyway, good night.

me: ….MAKING BEATS! FOR A BORING DUMB BITCH! link:

I might bounce to that city and go see Oh, Mary real quick…

I don’t get low, I set the bar, She say she a fan, I bet you are.

How am I supposed to go home without stopping to get a bag of Cool Ranch first?

I miss Whitney. She made the greatest vocals look easy to perform. She was also funny as fuck.

I fear PlayStation should not have let me use Spotify while I’m gaming…

I love seeing everyday Black folk re-acknowledging their own little dandy beats. Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.

Fuck the Until Dawn movie. I haven’t seen it, but I said what I said.

Forcing myself through the Lord of the Rings movies. I’d only ever seen the first one when it came out. Just finished The Two Towers. *exhale*

Is World of Wonder producing Megan 2.0?

I’m repairing my own Steam Deck. Trade.

2025 mission statement, by @thekidfury.bsky.social

Please know that there exists a tiny village of butch queens that often wonder… “Whatever happened to that girl Money who sang Fantasy?” In that village, there’s an abandoned house. In that house, there’s a basement. In that basement, I’m reading The Darkhold.

I want to be a theme park mascot for like a week. I would eat.

Welp. I’m bout to learn how to Crip walk. IDC.

I need to discuss Lyte and Latifah still living through the children…

Love you, New Orleans. Can’t wait to come back.

Flo’s new song “In My Bag” has been on repeat.

Also back on Pokémon: Sword. I’m sorry, Scarlet and Violet are absolute trash.

Finally back on Tears of the Kingdom. I’m gonna finish it this time.

Is this a “shoes off” household?