I’m still alive in case any of you were wondering.

People aren’t even embarrassed to use ChatGPT for things. They should be ridiculed endlessly for their stupidity and environmental destruction

My allergies are beating my ass today

I’ve been up working since 5:30 👎🏽

Good morning friends ☀️

I was once told I sound like decadent butter pecan ice cream.

We are 6 days from moving to Charlotte and I can’t be excited because I’m stressed out.

A total babe 😍

35 in February 😵‍💫

I went to bed at 7pm so I’m not shocked at being awake before 6am

The Duffer Brothers are exactly who they think they are.

Wow, Stranger Things 5 is off to an incredible start I am SHOOK

I can’t take people wearing colored contacts in 2025 seriously. Like we ALL know them not your real eyes and you just look freaky with them in.

Idk if I’m the only one, but I do not like when non-blacks put songs with nigga in them over their posts. Because why didn’t you second guess that???

I hate the fact that I’m waking up in the middle of the night and having trouble going back to sleep

You can tell by the voiceover when an influencer can’t read.

This shit is more annoying than it is fun. I rather watch YouTube, but maybe I’m just getting too old for social media lol

I think I’m almost at a point where I’m going to retire from micro-blogging style social media.

Bought Animal Crossing again strictly because I saw the 2026 release lol

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Here’s what hubby and I cooked up.

I’ve been awake since 1:15am

Wine Hope Money

RCS has not been working in Google Messages all day. Am I the only one experiencing this???

Getting that Google Pixel itch again!

Why do we even have senate confirmation hearings?

The female urge to respond to work IMs with “hey, leave me the fuck alone”.

It’s way too early for all these people at work to be IMing me the way they are.

"In his version of "Frankenstein," del Toro addresses the pain that fathers can cause their children, and Victor is the ultimate bad dad. He's taken the pain caused by his own father (Charles Dance) and passed it onto his creation, continuing a chain of abuse and disappointment."

Someone call my husband and tell him he can listen to something other than the new Wale album

How a good majority of niggas be scaring the hoes away on this app…..

Hey friends 🙂

Charleston, SC is one of the worst places on earth.

I need my goat to stop clearing samples because that Baby song by Summer Walker sucks.

One thing I’ll say, my husband can never “superwoman” me because he does most of the cooking, cleaning, and house hold labor. Just the way I like it.

I definitely think men care more about other men shaming the size of their dicks vs women doing it. Men make other men self conscious about it not women.

Women see male dick size the same way men see weight. Women couldn’t tell you how big a bunch of random dicks are in a line up and men can’t do the same with weight of women lol

Honestly can’t remember the last time I experienced this

Wearing Bermuda shorts with knee high boots is not giving what the girls think it is.

Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel. “I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”

Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱 • Funded by Jack Dorsey • Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive • Users can upload 6-second videos • AI-generated content is not allowed

Vine is back — divine.video

I desperately need Adhoc to make a #Dispatch available on Switch 2.

I finished heart of a goon and that might’ve been my favorite book of Jahquel J. A close second is Capri’s books.

I haven’t been this excited about a movie since Sinners.

I love getting what I want

Yall don’t remember them DOGE idiots getting direct access to the treasury? I’m telling you man, the money is funny and he #panican

He pulled a "deposit this check, spend the money real quick before it bounces" but for the entire US economy.

Labubus are $30 how he get tricked in to spending $1k on them?

Triple labubus

This entire article points out that there is no plan. His own Treasury Secretary says he doesn’t know anything about it. So why does media keep running these kind of headlines? He keeps making these Truth Social posts and media keeps running stories as if it is something real.